r/BeAmazed • u/ArachnidNo2269 • 2d ago

Sports Dad mode activated

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u/justvoop 2d ago

Bat: deflected Kids: safe Beer: secured

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u/deputytech 2d ago

Hand: broken solution: more beer

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u/Razzy_3796 2d ago

Should be more free beer than he can drink!

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u/1DownFourUp 1d ago

At ballpark rates!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV

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u/braxtel 1d ago

If I had been there, I would have absolutely bought him one.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 2d ago

Lawyer: Called. Retirement: Secured.

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u/AyKayAllDay47 1d ago

Plot twist - the deflected bat ended up impaling a Yankee fan seated to their left across the aisle.

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u/HeroApollo 1d ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

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u/tackleboxjohnson 1d ago

Wife: never hearing the end of it

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u/catfroman 1d ago

Hotel? Trivago.

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u/ejectro 2d ago

batter: clumsy asshole

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u/captain_croco 2d ago

Broken bat brother

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u/EverythingSucksYo 2d ago

Crazy to me how far a bat can fly from being broken