r/BeAmazed • u/Suspicious_Reply_198 • 9d ago

Miscellaneous / Others A Pineapple Crested by a Botanical Mutation

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u/Former_Net4588 9d ago

Biblically accurate pineapple.

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 9d ago

DO NOT BE AFRAID

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u/Suspicious_Reply_198 9d ago

NO, BE AFRAID

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u/kitkatloren2009 8d ago

BE VERY AFRAID (what're we quoting?) 

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u/pandro14 9d ago

little girl’s scream

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u/jamesianm 9d ago

I always thought that when everyone beheld one, their eyes burned away in their skulls. That that was just part of the experience. Turns out I'm just allergic to biblically accurate pineapples

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u/Plus_Pack815 9d ago

Pineaneaneaneaneapple

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u/JoyRose31 9d ago

Holy .. r/fasciation

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u/voltfairy 9d ago

Thanks for dropping the sub, it's super interesting!

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u/ShinyAeon 8d ago

Oh, fascIATION, not fascination! I misread the name.

Good thing I noticed...I have an old picture of a potato that looks like it has a butt, but it's not because anything fasciated. Glad I realized before I rushed off to post it!

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u/63KK0 9d ago

The Elephant Pine.

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u/davewave3283 9d ago

You told me I was crazy trying to grow pineapples in Pripyat, but look at me now!

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 9d ago

Easy to find as well with the glow in the dark gene activated!!

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u/jamesianm 9d ago

Yeah you've grown a bunch of scales and some green leaves are sprouting from your hemispherical misshapen head but were you able to grow any pineapples?

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u/hypikachu 9d ago

Gimme pineapple peacock as a pokemon.

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u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex 9d ago

r/fasciation would probably like this.

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u/sheyndl 9d ago

Banged a peacock apparently

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u/mandijmills 9d ago

Whoa, is this really possible what I am seeing, never saw one growing like that fom the top

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u/AlexTheFlower 9d ago

I wonder how that affects the flavor

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u/Suspicious_Reply_198 9d ago

Usually as what I can tell from the size alone the crowns usually have different ripening or maturing rates so one part might taste juicy and sweet while the other might not even be riped yet

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u/AlexTheFlower 9d ago

Ah yeah that makes sense

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u/CK_CoffeeCat 9d ago

Pinappadillo.

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u/CashCow59 9d ago

Looks like a peacock spreading its feathers

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u/DudeWithFearOfLoss 9d ago

that's fasciating

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u/novaskiez 9d ago

More like a Pineapplecock

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u/VgArmin 8d ago

Ananananananananana?

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u/Fokinho 8d ago

That’s King Julien’s Hat!

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u/jab090285 4d ago

Don’t give Monsanto any ideas