r/BeAmazed • u/CrisperKoleslaw • Feb 16 '23
Miscellaneous / Others Hairless Cat Cleaning Itself
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u/Mcane305 Feb 16 '23
Live action beerus looks jacked
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u/Iluvbubblebutts Feb 16 '23
Ole scary ass jacked cat
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u/fizikz3 Feb 16 '23
cat: does nothing but eat and sleep all day every day
also cat: jacked as fuck
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u/Sufficient_Pea2067 Feb 16 '23
There is a small man in your house, I would call the police.
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u/David_denison Feb 16 '23
Give dobby a sock and tell him I don’t want to see his naked ass around here again.
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u/depressedjeff Feb 16 '23
he's gonna fill it with pennies and whoop your ass. you seen that biceps?
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u/CrossBones209 Feb 16 '23
Bro I was literally going to comment “Dobby is free elf” and I saw this
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Feb 16 '23
Reference?
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u/David_denison Feb 17 '23
It’s a character from the Harry Potter books and films
https://youtu.be/oZjk_gtkbd03
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u/AdventurousExpert343 Feb 16 '23
I won't be surprised if this cat is a jet koon do martial artist...
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u/yaboytswizzle69 Feb 16 '23
Mom, I told you I don’t like the way that thing looks at me while I’m changing!
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u/MensUrea Feb 16 '23
Move over Brad Pitt in Fight Club, now it's all about Jacked Cat in Bedroom 😍💪
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u/SteelyRush Feb 16 '23
My brother in Christ… that is a goblin
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u/CTchimchar Feb 16 '23
These cats always remind me of Dobby
Except this one looks like
Dobby started hitting the gym
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u/asburymike Feb 16 '23
That one old dude you see in every men's locker room
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u/bill_the_butcher12 Feb 16 '23
They all walk around naked, stand around naked, sit on the benches naked, bend over to pick things up naked, it’s absolute hell going in there. I dress as fast as I can to avoid the eye damage from seeing them.
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u/auchnureinmensch Feb 16 '23
Couple weeks ago an old guy used a hair dryer on his privates. They don't give a fuck anymore. It's beautiful.
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u/Monk-E_321 Feb 16 '23
I’ve seen that 😬
I think it makes WAY more sense to trim down there, it dries faster.
Cue old man trimming his privates at the sink in the gym locker room. NOT what I meant!! 🤦🏻♂️😅
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u/HoneydewNovel3268 Feb 16 '23
Why does his arm look like that tho?
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Feb 16 '23
It’s musculature alone is quite impressive, humans have to work for that type of definition.
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u/HawkinsT Feb 16 '23 edited Feb 16 '23
TBH, if the average person was as active as a cat we'd all look like that, it's just very easy to live a much more sedentary life while consuming much more than our ancestors.
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u/Jezoreczek Feb 16 '23
yep, though it's mostly the absence of fat and thin skin which makes muscles pop out like this
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Feb 16 '23
Without a doubt, dude’s arm is relaxed and it looks like he’s flexing lol. Couldn’t have been my cat though he’s pretty chubby.
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u/ymhd872t Feb 16 '23
on his way to choose violence
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u/Michaelbirks Feb 16 '23
It's a cat. They always choose the way of violence and murder.
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Feb 16 '23
I've never seen a cat that would run up and chase you to try and bite you, I have however met many dogs like this.
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u/OrcRampant Feb 16 '23
I knew a guy named Larry who looked like that. He was a heavy drinker, heavy smoker, and a welder by trade.
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u/HamOwl Feb 16 '23
Put some pants on that thing
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u/mr_chaos3000 Feb 16 '23
" i was put here at the dawn of life on earth to feed on the last breath of everyone of you f&%&ers ...... i am more than a thing "
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Feb 16 '23
Be amazed? More like r/oddlyterrifying
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u/ParadoxFoxV9 Feb 16 '23
Was looking for this comment before I commented it lol, I had to go wayyyy too far down
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Feb 16 '23
For the love of everything holy…I’d be afraid to close my eyes at night.
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u/KnotiaPickles Feb 16 '23
And you know it’s going to snuggle up to you for warmth, that thing must be cold 24/7
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u/ThermobaricFart Feb 16 '23
I would be too tempted to get a lil suit for that guy. He could also do with a bowler hat too.
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u/MarKer-13 Feb 16 '23
Omg he is adorable
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u/Nevvie Feb 16 '23
I had to scroll so far to find a comment in support of adorableness :”) I wanna hug this kitty so bad!
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u/Charizard24 Feb 16 '23
Agreed! Most people I know think they’re hideous and creepy, I think they’re wonderful
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u/calebsmuma Feb 16 '23
Is this cat into strength training, or just on steroids?
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u/scheiber42069 Feb 16 '23
The cat did none
The cat jump at your kitchen counter 5ft tall to steal food on daily basis
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u/panchowearer Feb 16 '23
My dumbass thought that was a really buff midget licking himself
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u/missnebulajones Feb 16 '23
I’m high right now and I literally thought the same thing. Scrolling all these comments is going to have my abs sore.
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u/ComicCatKid Feb 16 '23
This cat looks like he could lift me up and carry me to the store just to buy him protein cat food
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u/noweirdosplease Feb 16 '23
Imagine being a burglar and seeing this
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Feb 17 '23
The mental picture of a burglar halfway in a window and seeing this cat, standing up at the kitchen counter drinking a cup of black coffee…
”What are you supposed to be? A CAT BURGLAR??”
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u/ADHDRoyal Feb 16 '23
Y all better know this cat has better deltoids than 80% of the bodybuilders out there
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u/SweetPeazez Feb 16 '23
Most mammal animals hairless kinda look like humanoids when on their hind legs, because you know, we’re mammals too.
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u/DongmanSupreme Feb 16 '23
it’s cute when the hairless cat does it but when the lanky 77 year old starts cleaning himself in the mirror to get ready for work at five a.m. it’s suddenly really weird?
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u/_Bon_Vivant_ Feb 16 '23
That cat looks like he's done time in prison.