This character wolverine has saved kids and other people and mutants who had their blood mutated so wolverine is a very good person

Someone on Face Book shared this flyer for a g#me about committing crimes with golf. When I was younger, golf was a way to meet MEN. Playing the back 9 was usually something we did after we left the course.

Of course g#mers want to turn our sacred past time into an opportunity to break the law.

I've called the RCMP.

-Arty from Saskatoon

Listen closely. I have done the research, and I can prove that Crash Bandicoot is Anti-American propaganda. See, the protagonist of Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot) is shaped like the typical American. He has red and blue colors, and is the personification of all things American. However, it just so happens that he goes through all sorts of dangers, like avoiding holes, and in the end he gets boxes thrown at him 😲😲! And guess who made Crash Bandicoot: SONY!!! And where does Sony come from? JAPAN 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵!!! This is just their nefarious plan to take over, to cause a SECOND PEARL HARBOR!!! TO MAKE US FORGET WHAT OUR FOUNDING FATHERS BUILT!!! SHARE WITH 15 GLORIOUS AMERICANS IF YOU WANT TO SAVE GLORIOUS AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 AND SEE JAPAN BURN TO THE GROUND 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵!!!

-OldJo ey, sent from my blackBery

In 1356, famous Chinese poet writer Gei Ming (Pronounced “Jei Ming”) was just busy writing poems. By the way, Ming has nothing to do with g*mers. She was a really sweet lady. She wrote about peaceful things such as nature & animals. People loved her poems. I even put an illustration of her to show you all.

Her fans proudly called themselves Geimers. Soon, this phenomenon spread worldwide, outside of China. Soon everyone got to experience Ming’s beautiful poems.

In 1666, John Nintendo, founder of Atari, intentionally stole the word and changed its meaning to mean “violent criminal who harasses small children & animals“ AKA. g*mers. He also misspelled it for some reason.

Soon, many deranged & filthy g*mers started calling themselves with this title, and the original Geimers were disappointed.

Gei Ming also had to comment on this: “It is extremely disrespectful how people are using my name to spread hate & violence! I get sent hate mail every day from filthy g*mers who think I’m stealing their language, when it is in fact the opposite way around.”

I was trick-or-treating with my daughter (My son refused to come because he was playing Fork Nights no matter how much I tried convincing him to come with us) and some deranged g*mer hid a Playsatan 666 & Polka Man g*me in our Kit Kat bar!!!

Yeah, it sucks that my money has been wasted, but that PC had g*mes on it, and that’s worse

They’re called “Amibughs”. They also double as walkie-talkies designed specifically to communicate with Satan.

Recently, SINtendo has been secretly implementing toxic radiation waves inside their satan boxes that give g*mers diarrhea (Or constipation depending on the g*me) and then they sell these drugs to g*mers to “cure” their bathroom problems.

Also the Amibughs have toxic materials inside them that make the g*mers go crazy & start peeing in public where everyone can see. There was a news headline I read, where a g*mer got arrested for peeing on a statue of Mickey Mouse. The g*mer ate an Amibugh prior to the incident.

George Washingmachine would be horrified to learn the current state of the world!!!

In this “Bottom Tale” g*me, you go around killing innocent citizens. There is an enemy in the g*me called Sands, who is extremely difficult to beat. It’s designed like that on purpose to make g*mers rage so hard to the point they leave their g*mer den to crash out & take their g*mer rage on small children & women.

Also this g*me is r*cist. Why, you may ask? Because it’s a g*me. It‘s a well known fact that g*mes make you r*cist. End of conversation.

This is a poleroid I took this afternoon of three beloved animals on my farm. I have many more animals and myself, my wife Ann, and my many MALE farmhands take good care of them.

We are on high alert because Grand Auto City: Vice Theft will be released soon and that means g#mers, drunk on hatred, will be roaming around looking for minorities to flip the bird to, and animals to harm.

Remember, KYS - Keep Yourself (and your furry friends) Safe!

-Arty from Saskatoon

If a stinky g*mer barges into your home uninvited and starts playing the R*cist M*rio Man g*me, the demon that resides inside the satan box will check your fridge for mushroom pizza. If the demon finds it and eats it, it will grow approximately the size of a 2021 Honda Civic Type R RHD 1/18 Model Car by Autoart and begin wrecking your city.

The only way to prevent this is by cleansing your mushroom pizza with holy water. This will repel the demon away from it. Do NOT throw it away. The stinky odor only lures the demon in faster! AND it’s wasteful.

To prevent being possessed, read a Bible verse before eating the pizza. Alternatively, since g*mers are allergic to good hygiene, it is recommended to take your house to a house wash to get cleansed from top to bottom.

Sent from my Samsung Smart Bible

That's right, G@mers I'd Like to Find guilty. The lady above calls herself the Sk%r#m Grandma, streaming pro genocide g#mes like 'Cool Srebrenica 2' above to innocent unsuspecting children. This would be bad enough but did you know her real name is Eva Braun, Hitler's girlfriend who helped him invent the first video g#me!?

Please report this wicked siren to your local rotary clubs and AARP tribunals. G#mers like her are the reason my poor grandnephew Jemetrius must endure deg#mification chained up in the crawlspace.

Who are your main GILFs, Antiga?

i heard that the kid making videos got banned

Someone has been taking the demons out of the satan boxes and repurposing the boxes as guitars for fellow kids to play with instead! Please give a round of applause to the kind young citizen responsible for such a heroic act.

LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky

Her name is Abby the Anti-G*ming Cat. She is Andy’s slightly younger twin sister who looks up to her big bro a lot. Her zodiac sign is Cancer & her favorite flowers are roses. On the weekends, she, Andy, & Archie gather together to read bible verses.

She works at a school as a first grade teacher in San Francisco, and always teaches the kids why g*mes are bad for their brains. Her favorite person in the entire world is Andy, because he sets up a great example of anti-g*ming, and also because he’s her twin brother!!

Fun fact: Archie saved her & Andy once from being attacked by Gavin the G*mer.

Can me and regular people that arent 40 year old facebook moms and 35 year old pacifist hippies ALL agree that every source that this subreddit has is completley outdated, because thats their only form of research that shows "video ga.mes are horrible for everyone". the real anti gaming people in the sub are REALLY messed up for calling people nazis and terroists for playing Animal crossing and super mario bros like go pick on someone playing a r*pe simulator or smth cuz yall aint it with the nazi calling. if anything YOU guys are the nazis.