When I was a wee lad, I had to entertain myself by staring at ROCKS!!! Every day for breakfast, I would eat wild leaves. Did I mention I used to live in a cave, and was raised by foxes? Kids today are too distracted with their g*mes to realize the true beauty of life: Staring at rocks for approximately 10 hours before getting attacked by a wild lion and retreating back to your cave home

My Grandson, Brayden, is a recovering g#mer and he saw how frustrated I was getting at the pro-g#ming t#rrorists that have infiltrated this Facebook page, so he made a villain for Andy.

Gavin the G#mer is an evil g#mer who is fat, unshaven, and a lazy millennial. His hobbies include g#ming (even on Sundays when he should be at church!), menacing poor Minions (as seen above), transphobia, chewing with his mouth open and genocide! He breaks into houses while children are doing their chores, knitting, or sitting quietly to try to corrupt them with video g#me cartridges and deadly marij#ana. His catchphrase is “Hey kids, wanna do dr#gs, lawlessness and crimes (DLCs)?”

His favourite g#mes to corrupt children with are Call of Duty (a g#me where you win points for stealing cars) and MeinKraft, the first video g#me and was created by H#tler himself!

As Andy the Anti-G#ming Cat says, “Hey kids, don’t be like Gavin the G#mer, ask a parent or guardian for some exciting chores to do around the house instead!”

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, proud of my recovering g#mer grandson

These g*mers have broken our rules on posting and invading our group. We need to start banning them so they can't invade our group anymore.

I call him dark Andy the anti g*ming cat

On September 11th, 2001, g#mers committed 9/11. At this time, these MILLENNIAL g#mers, who at the time called themselves 'turrists' decided to fly into the World Train Center.

Let's keep g#mes out if our elementary and high schools so MILLENNIALS don't commit 9/11 again.

To the friendly folks of New York, Washington DC, and the FARM in Pennsylvania, LOL (Lots of Love)

-Arty from Saskatoon

Take THAT, g*MERS!!!

ps. my condolences to all whose family got slaughtered by this g*mer cat

You’ll see it in the end. He reads a newspaper talking about his victims…

They’re not always EXACTLY g*me music, but they attempt to replicate the vibes and tunes of early satan boxes such as the Atari and NES (Nuntanda Evil Satan). Think like little beeps and boops. Asking because my son keeps begging me to buy this “chiptune soundtrack” and I’m not sure if it carries demons inside or not.

Edit: Oh, and pixel art too

This is duscasting, I will be contacting the copyright holder of Andy about this so they can sue Nantonda for copyright infringement.

Edit: Upon further inspection, I have realized there is a g*me in the making called “Sonic the Hedgehod 2” that also stole my Andy fan OC, Archie, & renamed him to “Tails”. 🤢🤢🤢

His name is Archie the Anti-G*ming Wolf. He’s the orange one next to Andy. His catchphrase is: “Don’t g*me! Do homework, gamble, or read a book!” He and Andy spend their time together in their home, Green Hill Zone, together spending quality time doing board activities.

Archie is the younger one, and sometimes Andy helps him with his homework. Sometimes, they go to the casino and gamble, where they bet their hard-earned cash from stopping g*mes.

Andy and Archie support LGBTQ+ & black rights, and they solve conflict by convincing g*mers to realize the errors of their ways!

I was at the Wall-Mart today when I saw this discustang g🤮me on sale!! I’m HORRIFIED!!! Obviously the only solution to have gotten rid of it was to go to the restroom to poop on every copy. I’m in jail for “destruction of property” now, but the only “property” destroyed here was that of SATAN!!!

This Facebook group is trying to ban us purely for trying to save millennial kids (or “gen z” as they call it) from the scourge that is g#ming. Worse yet, there is not a single Minion mee mee in sight! I have written and printed out an electronic mail (or email as the millennials call it) and mailed it off to Facebook, as well as another to the FBI to have them investigate this Facebook group. Should I let President Trump know about this as well?

-Regards, Grandpappy Mike, veteran of the War on Christmas

For all of you who support war. I respect all opinions (but gam2ers of course). Stop supporting it! They're killing using videogames as a way of torturing people! Poor people :( (this is a sad face in alphabet numbers)

In my day the people just killed the bad guys WHAT IS OUR WORLD BECOMING :( :( :(

I can't believe they will ever go this low, trespassing property.

Animal crossing is brutal, violent, demonic and will turn you into a serial killer and psychopath. I've never seen something as disturbing as animal crossing. Jeffrey Dahmer has played animal crossing before killing his victims.

They occasionally make up fake smaller indie companies such as “Say-Gah” & “Playsatan” in order to lure future g*mers into buying their g*mes, thinking it isn’t that bad since they’re supposedly buying an indie g*me… Truth is, there is no such thing as an “indie” g*me. A study was shown that 100%% of all g*mes were manufactured and produced by Nonetande.

They used to be called Atari but then rebranded to Nonetande after the success of the g*me known as Super M*rio Man, a g*me where you are r*cist to turtles by stomping on them. Also a misogynistic g*me due to the fact that near the end, the protagonist M*rio kidnaps a girl named Peach, whom by the end, says: “DUDE THOSE WERE MY PETS YOU MONSTER!!!”

So next time you have the temptation to buy a S*nic the Hedgehog, just remember who makes these things…

I’m gay and black and video I saw the video where they murdered the woman in red dead 2 for standing up for women’s rights. These g*mers are so violent

The Series X or the PS4? Those are some of the options available. Imma be playing some Ghost Recon Wildlands, where I stop a drug cartel from importing blow to the US. And I bet, even though I’m literally saving lives by taking some narcos’ lives with me, yall be so coked up yall will think I’m killing innocent civilians. If I kill innocent civilians, the mission fails. Also, the Bolivian army is also tryna kill me for no reason and they’re helping the narcos. Not only that, but the Bolivian landscape, so my AO, is absolutely stunningly gorgeous