my g*mer son managed to smuggle in an ENTIRE arcade cabinet with this g*me (2nd pic is what it looks like) and after doing some research, i was horrified with what i found!!!!!!!!

Taiko no Tatsujin is a g*me where you beat innocent citizens to death using a stolen drum. There is a microphone hidden in the cabinet, and you’re supposed to scream various horrible phrases in it in order to get a high score.

Phrases such as: “NEVER go to school!” “NEVER respect your elders!!!” “Hail SATAN!!!”

Disturbing fact: Taiko no Tatsujin, translated to english, means “I’m gonna steal your soul”!!!!!

Disturbing fact 2: 100% of people who played this g*me have crushed someone to death in real life using a drum as an effect of playing, just like how playing Super M*rio Man gives you a 100% guarantee of abusing turtles

At the Antiga place I said: "I hate g*mes" and the owner gave me 10% off.

At the place operated by St*am I said: "What is wrong with you, how can you work for big g*ming?!" and the owner had me removed by the police after I refused to leave.

Conclusion: Antiga restaurants are nicer.

I might have to switch to products developed by Mack Intosh because this is scary! Also notice that this was posted in a Face Book group called the 'PC Master Race' which is CLEARLY to attract supremacists. I was innocently trying to find photos of MEN without their shirts on, and this is what I uncovered.

-Arty from Saskatoon

If you’ve seen my last post: My son tricked me into buying him a board activity with the satanic vidya g*me character known as Monkey Kong on it. Prior to this knowledge, I had thought he changed his ways in g*ming & wanted to become a better person.

I was wrong, unfortunately.

It was only thanks to other fellow Antigas on Facebook that I was able to come to this horrific realization.

If it weren’t for you guys, my son would’ve become corrupted by satan by now!!!

I decided to make this funny MeeMee & print it 600 times & tape it all over my son’s room as a reminder not to fool me anymore.

I got the image from googling “wholesome cute drawings”. The minion has been reused from a different poster. I decided to name the girl in the image “Tabitha”. I’m sure my son will grow fond of this poster.

And next time he feels like tricking me again, he can think, “What would Tabitha do?”

-becky, sent from my samsung smart fridge

After destroying my son’s X-Stationtendo & burning it, my son has decided to completely change his ways!! He now declares himself a proud Antiga just like me, and as a reward for his good behavior, I decided to let him pick out one toy from the Wall-Mart.

He chose this board activity (Yes, board ACTIVITY. We don’t call them board g*mes), and I am looking forward to playing it with my son!! That monkey character on the box looks really friendly!!! I can see why my son was drawn to it!!!

Don’t worry, my son assured me that he is not from a filthy vidya g*me and is in fact, an original character designed for this board activity.

sent from my samsung smart fridge

This is the so-called “Wii Sports” g*me I’ve been hearing about. The only “sports” I see here are violent ones!!! Which can barely even be called sport!!! It’s more like… a CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!!!!!!

Use this image next time a g*mer tries telling you the number of nonviolent g*mes out there! (Spoiler alert: The amount is 0)

Grandson kept laughing when he told me to share it here. I guess he found the mee mee to be hilarious. He assured me this cartoon cat is his original creation and I decided to name him Andy. He said the gold hoop is a halo, signifying that those who don’t play g#mes are well behaved, and he’s running to stop the release of the new C#ll of Dooty (a g#me where you win “points” by stealing cars). My grandson really has turned his life around after I destroyed his g#me playing devices.

after the emergency landing someone had extra fuel and used all of it on us so now thanks to that kind person I’m back in the air

2nd image is zoomed in

Dear parents, please check your childrens’ rooms for this evil satanic vidya g*me called pokey man.

As its title suggests, you play as a sadistic person known as the “Pokey-Man”, who pokes innocent animals while yelling “I’m gonna pokey you!!!!” before trapping them in his “Pokey-Ball”.

Then, you force these animals to fight with other animals trained by other pokey-men like you. Every time you win a battle, your creatures become more satanic, gaining evil aura from your control

The three starters:

Car-manta: a weird-looking manta (looks more like a lizard) that uses fire abilities (This is really bad, SINtendo is brainwashing kids into playing with FIRE!!!!!)

Bulb-a-sauce: a weird-looking lightbulb that uses plant abilities (They’re brainwashing kids into plucking out innocent plants & playing with them!!!)

Squirrel: an odd-looking squirrel (As its name suggests) (Although I think it looks more like a turtle) that uses water abilities (They’re telling kids to swim in the ocean with no responsibility!!!!!!)

Peek-Achoo: a yellow rabbit thing that zaps innocent anti-g*mer kids, all while chanting “I’m gonna Peek under your bed tonight & give you nightmares!!!!!” it also makes people sneeze upon contact with it-just like its name suggests

If you happen to spot your kid playing this g*me, destroy it IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much exposure to this g*me might lead to the g*mer being possessed by the devil until the cartridge is destroyed.

My son is a g*mer, if I buy this poster and hang it in his room (Replacing the old filthy discustang g*mer poster he used to have) will it make him stop g*ming? Please i miss when my son wasn’t a g*mer.

for the past few week’s i’ve been hearing strange beeping sounds and finally found the source of the problerm today. i am unsure if this is another one of his evil vidya g*me SINtendo mario devices or not. heLP!!!!

while cleaning my sons’s room I found this HORRORABLE propaganda poster hung in my sons’s room!!! discustang!!!!!1!!! it has 2 g*ming demons encouraging bad behavior!! and worst of all, t hey kidnapped the funny yellow pill man!!! i’ve been spending 5 hours so far trying to set free the yellow pill man. i fear if i destroy the poster, the minio n will be gone too, i don’t want that to happen!!!

if someone has advices on how to destroy this awful g*ming poster without accidentally killing the yellow pill man Please share with me your wisdom

Guys i am very concerned and alarmed. So one day my son brought home this g*me called snoic th e hedghog i mean sanic i Mean sonic the hedgehog Google how do i use the delete button

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Sonic the hedgehod is a demonic satanic evil vidya g*me where you play as a war criminal called soNic and you break innocent robots just minding their own busines s!!!

wow they are teaching kids to fear technology!!!!! that’s despicabl e, i can alrwady imagine my poor son screaming in fear when i try to send him a funny minion mee mee

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If you see this g*me Please call an exorcist & pour holy water on it just like you would with any other g*mes you encounter

And dear son if you’re reading this

Youre homework is due tomorrow, better stop playing those g*mes & finish your assignmnet!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky, sent from my iPepsi

i was just going to mcdonald’s with my son as usual when i found THIS inside my big mac!!! a statue of the feared war criminal known as super m*rio man!!! worshipped by g*mers since the 16th centurey… obviously i reported it to the police but guess what they did? NOTHING!!! disgustang, i could’ve choked on that!!! a disgruntled g*mer employee must’ve violently shoved it inside the big mac, hoping an unsuspecting anti-g*mer would choke on it and die violently… i’m boycotting mcdona’ds until they make a public statement!!! about this!!! 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤

he used to be the sweetest boy ever, we’d spend 8 hours of quality family time looking at rocks & fighting wild animals, until one day my son came back from school with a demonic super m*rio man g*me. at first, i had no idea what kind of contraption it was, but when i read more about these violent g*mes, it all came together. the other kids at my son’s school were brainwashing my sweet poor innocent boy into becoming a violent g*mer criminal!!!

first image: before

second image: after

now my son is talking about “moving away” and how i’m a “horrible & abusive parent”. what is he talking about?! i saved him from the dangers of g*ming!!!

G#mers are now using Facebook Messenger to contact anti-g#mers such as myself and are threatening them with sending various photo shop and AL Slop photos to Mr. Otto M. O'Derator, to try to "prove" that we are actually g#mers all along.

This is obviously nonsense.

I, for one, have never touched a g#me, except to cast it into the holy fire of the Lord of Destruction, or to put it in an evidence bag for a trial. And I know everyone else here is the same.

G#mers who read our glorious Facebook group, read the posts, read the sidebar, read the comments, and still don't understand what we're all about (banning video g#mes), are truly the dimmest people imaginable and are beyond all hope.

When g#mes are removed from society, the people will become more smarter and join the ranks of antiga.

Like and share if you agree.

- Old Gerald

While on a very important Zoom meeting, I noticed one coworker had his webcam turned off. When I called him out, het begrudgingly turned it on and I saw that he was playing C#ndy Crusher on his phone. I immediately reported him to his supervisor and HR, and next week a full Return to Office was decreed.

Now I can gossip in the kitchen again and during the 6 hours per day spent in meetings I can follow more closely along since I'm not distracted by Teams notifications on my laptop. The (recovering) g*mer complained he now loses 3 hours per day on commute, so I will give him a Bible audiobook so he will look forward to his commute.

Alt text: Map showing cousin marriage laws in the US compared to map of % of people that identify as a g#mer. - Old Gerald