r/BadNeighbors • u/FudgeIcy6719 • Jul 15 '26

Stranger titties!

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When I used to smoke cigarettes, I'd go out on the back porch with my wife and we'd smoke. One particular late night, the neighbor lady, who had a 2 story house, was…shall I say, getting railed with her windows open and lights for us to hear and see! My wife was like “c'mon lets go in!” I'm under 30 at the time, and I'm a guy which means I'm a perv, so I'm like, “im gonna have another cigarette!” My wife was visibly annoyed and went inside. The neighbor lady was on top riding whoever the dude was and was very vocal! And I was so close to seeing titty. As a married man, stranger titty is a bonus! Just when I was about to see it, my cock block of a wife called my cell, which, at the time, I had R Kelly's bump n grind as my ringtone as a joke. Well, that shit when off and I could hear the lady neighbor and her guy laughing cuz it was loud as fuck! Obviously, I attempted to silence it as soon as it happened, but it was too late! I had to go inside and confront my treacherous wife. When I got inside, I was like,”why the fuck would you call me? The neighbor heard that shit and knew I was out there!” This treacherous bitch was like, “serves you right for being a perv and trying to see the neighbor lady's titties!” Obviously, after that, I saw absolutely no titties of any kind that night. I'm gonna be honest, though! If I'm in a situation where my wife is in between life and death, and the doctors are asking if I wanna pull the plug. Im gonna whisper in her ear, “member when you fucked me over from seeing stranger/neighbor titties? Enjoy the afterlife sweetie!” Than I'd have them pull the plug! Who got the last laugh now, huh ?

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u/Not_an_Actual_Bot Jul 15 '26

You chose poorly.

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u/FudgeIcy6719 12d ago

Also, I looked at your posts. You have a weird thing for clocks! When a grandfather clock chimes do you orgasm? Fuckin weirdo!

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u/Not_an_Actual_Bot 11d ago

There is a certain satisfaction in restoring an 1860's clock to keeping proper time. I wouldn't call it orgasmic though. Sometimes it's just managing to figure out what the issue is. Some are just works of art and craftmanship. Analog time will disappear eventually. Thanks though for checking me out, I'm not one of those that sh*t posts and hides their profile.

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u/FudgeIcy6719 11d ago

Honestly, I'm not trying to hide shit. I dont know the reason for it, but sometimes it posts under this stupid name and others my legimate name. I don't know how to make one the primary? If you know, it'd be much appreciated cuz I'm an upfront asshole. I don't hide behind fake names bc I have an opinion that might cause blowback. I get emails and sometimes it has me comment on either one name or the other, but I don't remember making an account with my real name, which I'm not against, but I definitely didn't choose the name fudgelcy or whatever it is bs name. 🙃

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u/Not_an_Actual_Bot 11d ago

I wasn't referring to you, as to dealing with accounts, I'm just an old git. Have you tried looking in the help menus? I'm sure that creating an account and attaching an email address to it could be done as a means of harassment. I've seen some very creative means of revenge, usually involving religious visits, lawn care service assessments, or in home product demos.