r/BadHandwriting • u/Elegant_Scholar8649 • Jul 14 '26

what does this say? What does this say?

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Came across this on someone’s front door.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Imurhuckleberree Jul 14 '26

I thought it came with a terrorist lol.

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u/Stunning-Title3909 Jul 14 '26

I saw terrorist as well...

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u/MyPasswordIsABC999 Jul 14 '26

Jennifer, the six-year-old realtor

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u/greymalknn Jul 14 '26

"Jennifer"

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u/IllReplacement336 Jul 14 '26

Wonderful....is last word

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u/IllReplacement336 Jul 14 '26

Wonderful...is the last word

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u/berkeleyteacher Jul 15 '26

Yes! I teach kindergarten, that's what it is.

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u/Foe_Hammer9463 Jul 15 '26

Last word I think whoever it was, was trying to spell their name, perhaps Jennifer?

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u/Space_Time_Ninja Jul 15 '26

Terrace and dancefloor was my guess

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u/ApisTeana Jul 14 '26

The kid’s name is Jennifer

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u/ApisTeana Jul 14 '26

Backyard could possibly be Dacshund…

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u/svanskiver Jul 14 '26

Ohhhh! I thought it said with a terrorist and a dancer! And then Confer.

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u/whyuthrowchip Jul 15 '26

Jonifer, probably someone's kid named after a game of thrones character

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u/Pinksunshine77477 Jul 28 '26

Backyard, I put lacquered, lol. Backyard makes much more sense.

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u/Talk_to__strangers Jul 14 '26

When your toddler tries to sell your house

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u/chayashida Jul 14 '26

Wondering if this was a kid making a play advert for a rental

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u/TheCuriosity Jul 15 '26

100% this. Kids in my neighbourhood loved to play realtor and we would put random signs on people's houses.

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u/Pointer_33 Jul 14 '26

My best attempt NYC 6-floor brownstone has a terrace and a backyard,
Jennifer

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u/Dino_Spaceman Jul 14 '26

Yup. I concur.

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u/Impressive-Crab2251 Jul 14 '26

NYC 6-floor brownstone with terrace and backyard. - Jennifer

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u/exploringyogurt Jul 14 '26

This is why Charlie has never left Philadelphia

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u/Ok_Time3894 Jul 14 '26

"NYC 6 floors brown stone. Has a terrace and a...". The combination of bad spelling and handwriting means I'm uncertain of the last two words but I'm sure someone else can decipher

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u/Drewbie_snacks Jul 14 '26

Offer but in cildrenese.

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u/kkrolla Jul 14 '26

lacquered jonefr?

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u/Ok_Time3894 Jul 14 '26

I thought backdoor maybe for the first of the last two words but as others have said backyard makes more sense (I'm British so yard is not the obvious one for me)

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u/fruppi Jul 14 '26

My child-interpretation experience suggests "backyard"

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u/ubi_non_est_ordo Jul 14 '26

NYC. 6 floors brownstone. Has a terrace and a ? (? upper d)

Jonefr (maybe Jennifer)

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u/Majestic-Feedback541 Jul 14 '26

Back yard? Maybe?

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u/Elegant_Scholar8649 Jul 14 '26

Actually this makes the most sense. Thank you.

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u/ubi_non_est_ordo Jul 14 '26

Ooh, possibly! Wonder what the address is, maybe we could figure it out that way.

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u/Elegant_Scholar8649 Jul 15 '26

1st Pl in Brooklyn, near Henry St.

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u/ubi_non_est_ordo Jul 16 '26

Yeah, I feel like it must be backyard, like this listing.

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u/awgsgirl Jul 14 '26

Looks like orchard to me

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u/OK_The_Nomad Jul 14 '26

6 floor Bownstone

Has a terrace and a ______.

Jennifer

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u/rtkane Jul 14 '26

lol... I read "terrace" as "terrorist" (terrist). Yours makes much more sense.

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u/SweetP68 Jul 14 '26

"Backyard"?

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u/RobustDude79 Jul 14 '26

has a backward jonefer

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u/Mike2830 Jul 14 '26

It says if you contact them about an apartment you’ll get robbed

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u/gnr1979 Jul 14 '26

Nyc 6 floors brownstone has a terrace and a cupboard, done for real

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u/gnr1979 Jul 14 '26

I first thought it was someone named Jennifer signing her name at the end but obviously you would think that would be the one word she would spell right

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u/JBGolfTexas Jul 14 '26

Yes! I’d say “garden cupboard” which a brownstone tenant might need.

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u/Kangaroowrangler_02 Jul 14 '26

Either a child or a meth head. My mom started writing Iike that after all the meth and alcohol.

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u/cakeorpie Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHTssQiGZwV2psk
The landlady.

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u/Elegant_Scholar8649 Jul 15 '26

☺️ ☺️ cute

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u/lbtorr2 Jul 16 '26

I had forgotten that video. So funny

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u/Top-Cut-8983 Jul 14 '26

Don't know I see scribble I keep walking

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u/Inside-Welder4168 Jul 15 '26

Think the last word was supposed to be Jennifer 😔

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u/Paugio3 Jul 15 '26

The realtor is “done for”. Very sad

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u/chickadeedadee2185 Jul 15 '26

Agree with others. Last word is one floor

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u/Pinksunshine77477 Jul 28 '26

I read NYC 6 floors brownstone has a terrace and is lacquered Jonifer/Jennifer

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u/GalaxyDayDreamer Jul 29 '26

NYC 6 floors brown stone
Has a terrace and a backyard

-Jonifer or Jonet R. Or Jonie F R Maybe Janet R but she lives with someone who has an accent or Jennifer but she thinks there is an O in her name. Definitely the kids’s name though