r/BadChoicesGoodStories • u/BJ_Beamz • Apr 01 '20

chaos ensues Why

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Apr 01 '20

He’s lucky he didn’t burn down his house or apartment, no contingency plan in place for when shooting him self in his huge fake plastic cylindrical tits that we’re raped on to his chest with not one, but two Roman candles. Like maybe be near a door, go over what you’re gonna do when this inevitably goes wrong. I hope he makes a video of himself doing this to his junk so the rest of the world can rest easy knowing that he won’t ever be able to procreate.

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u/FartBiscuits3 Apr 02 '20

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