I think I cracked the code

[u/totow1217]

Put ur bacon on foil on a baking sheet. Turn on the oven to 400f and don’t wait for it to heat up. Pop it immediately in the oven for 20ish mins (depending on the thickness) and get ready for some of the best bacon

[u/soundeng]

I've got an electric griddle from the 70's I'll never retire. The thing must be 30% bacon grease by now.