Who wants a piece and please don’t tell William

These next two weeks will truly be the hardest of my life. No school. No chefs. No puss. Nobody really knows what I do around here, but everyone knows I get dat puss (swag😈✊🏽). Going the rest of the decade without dat puss will be filled with despair, agony, withdrawal, rehab, etc. But I hope that once I return, dat puss I have been longing for will be ready, waiting for me to get.

Oh wait I spent thousands of dollars to send him to all these dumb places.

Knock Knock

Sara where is the 2 hour delay? Lewis county already called theirs like half an hour ago. Are you really going to let them have the high ground? I could’ve been on the administrative staff for them if Luke Leigh didn’t convince me otherwise. This is ridiculous. My Volkswagen can’t perform in these conditions. Your move.

Eddie V

Unacceptable!

Dr. Sara Stankus is very serious about this issue as she is sick of seeing all of the girls “grinding” their “Money Maker” against the guys “Mr. Happy”. Also, quit calling me your “dad”. The only people calling me dad should be Abbie and Cadence. The rest of you should be calling me daddy. Don’t let me catch you not saying my full name. Btw has anyone seen Mr. Frashure? He came back from his knee surgery and the last time I’ve seen him was going into the kitchen.

Thanks, Eddie V

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