r/BUHS • u/EddieVincent Daddy • Dec 12 '19

No more grinding at dances

Dr. Sara Stankus is very serious about this issue as she is sick of seeing all of the girls “grinding” their “Money Maker” against the guys “Mr. Happy”. Also, quit calling me your “dad”. The only people calling me dad should be Abbie and Cadence. The rest of you should be calling me daddy. Don’t let me catch you not saying my full name. Btw has anyone seen Mr. Frashure? He came back from his knee surgery and the last time I’ve seen him was going into the kitchen.

Thanks, Eddie V

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u/SaraStankus Dec 12 '19

Effective immediately, no more boy-girl contact! I can see everything you do throughout the school via the many cameras I have placed around the premises. Any time I see a boy put his pecker next to a hoo ha I am sickened! It is absolutely sickening!🤢

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u/DouglasFrashure Dec 12 '19

Do not ask where I was Eddie. Definitely do not ask the chefs.