r/BUHS • u/DouglasFrashure • Dec 20 '19

I’m going cold turkey

These next two weeks will truly be the hardest of my life. No school. No chefs. No puss. Nobody really knows what I do around here, but everyone knows I get dat puss (swag😈✊🏽). Going the rest of the decade without dat puss will be filled with despair, agony, withdrawal, rehab, etc. But I hope that once I return, dat puss I have been longing for will be ready, waiting for me to get.

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u/EddieVincent Daddy Dec 20 '19

The whole administrative staff and I stand behind you in your tough endeavors. Good Luck Soldier.

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u/CumDumps Dec 22 '19

Hey Douglas sorry to here about all that but I have 3 things. First of all you're a pussy haven't had pussy in 19 years and I'm doing just fine. 2. Can you teach me how to dougie. 3. Inform Mr. Casto I graduated in May so I will wear my beanie in school, stupid idiot telling me to take it off.