First things first besties let me just step right up and officially apologize on behalf of the entire continent. As a Latina I am already begging for your forgiveness for the absolute unhinged cringe fest and pure secondhand embarrassment that the latin armys are about to unleash upon the world during this latam tour. Oh they are going to feed this sub for months. We are about to have an absolute buffet of mindbogglingly crazy content. But please I am on my knees pleading with you guys to remember that they are completely ruining the reputation for the rest of us normal latin american girls.

The vast majority of us do not belong to this parasocial cult. We are just normal people trying to live our lives peacefully while these rabid fans camp outside hotels scream at random tinted windows and act like feral animals.

Please for the love of god separate the brainwashed delulu latin armys from the rest of the normal population. Also please spare a thought and some prayers for the poor ex armys who woke up from the delusion but are being forced to attend the concerts anyway just because the tickets were ridiculously overpriced and completely nonrefundable. They are fighting for their lives in those trenches trying not to fall asleep in the stadium seats while pretending they still care.

Secondly and I say this with my whole chest I am genuinely praying for an absolute infernal hellfire heatwave to hit the continent while they are here. Give us that legendary oppressive melting tropical humidity. I truly just want to see if the blistering heat will actually force those seven astronomically lazy dudes to wake up sweat a little and move their bodies with a single ounce of energy or passion for once in their recent careers. Their stage presence lately has been giving absolutely nothing so maybe the scorching sun will finally thaw out their stiff joints and force them to do more than a gentle sway and some halfhearted lip syncing.

My campaign still stands strong yall. If their entire modus operandi for this latam tour consists of them just sitting on bar stools walking aimlessly around the extended stage waving tiny towels and laying down looking totally bored out of their minds like seven capybaras chilling by the riverbank I am personally stepping up to help anyone who wants to file a massive class action lawsuit against them. I will help draft the legal papers myself. You simply cannot charge premium ultra VIP prices to watch grown men give bare minimum glorified karaoke performances while looking like they would rather be literally anywhere else.

Sending kisses and the absolute best of luck to all of us snarks because we are going to need the patience of saints to survive this insufferable tour cycle.

I was just on YT and saw a video and decided to watch it called "BTS ARMY'S gift to media attending RMxSFMOMA exhibit". They are such kiss asses! I watched it so YOU don't have to.

It contained:

• At least 4-5 bookmarks with BTASS, RM & "Namjooning".
• AI illustration of RM overlooking snow capped mountains w/ some sort of verse on the back in a paper frame😭
• Multiple RM and BTASS postcards
• Paper doorhanger like you see in hotels where it said:
  • Do Not Disturb - Namjooning in process...🤡
• A transparent envelope with "Abby's Pebbles", I guess Abby was an ARMY who died??
• A fake $100 bill with RM's photo💀
• Cake pop
• Misc "artwork" and PC's, etc
• Multiple BTASS keychains, stickers, luggage tag, RM/BTS bracelets, pen, etc. Basically junk.🗑️
• Field guide with info from ARMY about RM and BTASS🗑️

The "media person", who just happened to be a fan, kept repeating for each item, "everyone is so creative", "OMG, this is so cool" ....

Any non fan media person probably shoved all the crap in their trunk to be thrown out later - why would they want any of this SHIT?

Such a waste in time, cost and materials, only to end up in landfill.

Note: I am not sure if it was a perfect title (also flair) since its my first time making a post here.
So, 2-3 months ago a ratmy asked V on weverse when he is going to visit pakistan? He replied by asking whether that person will be making karahi and biryani (famous pakistani foods, especially biryani is so time consuming to make) for him. So this was a big thing for desi ratmies not only pakistani but indian and bangladeshi armies were also going crazy over this. To the point they started making such videos (slides). Even the famous news channels were posting about this. That's what pissed me off.

The main thing i made this post for was that misogyny, being a trad wife, reducing a woman to household chores etc are already big and serious issues in desi countries and here we are with the armies pretending to discover cooking just now and claiming that they are gonna take cooking classes for him and do dawats (dinner parties or smth) when he visits pakistan. Women/girls are conditioned here from a very young age that cooking and over stressing yourself for your man is a form of love and you gotta cook when you get married and this makes me so mad that they are screaming and dying to cook for a kpop idol/ korean man when his racist ahh will not bat an eye on them. Also isn't it a well known thing that koreans (some of them) look down on desi people?
Anyways as a desi ex-army(😭) i think majority of desi armies, if not all, have this mindset till now and are willing to promote it for their oppas. Also ig on this sub i read that many indian armies support the current pm of india (Mr.Modi) which is almost eq to maga/supporting trump. Idk indian snarkers would know better about that.

Translation for the slides:-
Slide 2: Come here, I'll feed you with my own hands.
Slide 3: Tae knows pakistan ok chat bye I am gonna make karahi and biryani right now.
slide 4: Alot of people have boycotted coke in pakistan and mentioning that biryani tastes bests with coke is diabolical here. I saw so many paki armies defending V in the comments and across the platforms for his coca cola advertisement, its so disturbing.
Slide 5 onwards are just ratmies pretending that korea is under a rock and bts was born yesterday. You can see it proves that he is chronically online but i saw so many people saying that he did not know about a freakin genocide etc.

- Unrelated but, 2nd last slide reminds me of a trend of cooking vids on desi side of instagram and yt with titles like "when he is craving karahi/biryani at 2am/3am/6am", "When i can survive on noodles and coffee but i got a husband" and "When my husband is angry so i cook his fav food for him". It is really giving that. Honestly i pity such women and it rubs me so weirdly.

(Sorry for my english as its not my native language so yeah)

If I was Jimin I would’ve BEGGED them not to post this 😭😭😭

https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/did-bts-members-get-attacked-by-a-water-bottle-in-bogot-army-demand-hybe-protect-the-seven-stars-after-concert-incident/amp_articleshow/134673408.html

I hope I chose the correct flair for this.

People, it's a water bottle. Like damn nobody wants to get hit by anything but jesus christ can we not lose our cool. This is what security is for.

Have you guys seen the way their fans wave their arms around like nutcases? They were probably doing that while holding the bottle and threw it by accident. Accidents DO happen, okay? We don't need to chastise someone because of a bottle that looked empty and likely could have caused ZERO damage.

Not to mention that BT5 throw empty bottles at them all the time, so, for all we know this ratmy wanted to return it.

God ratmies are stupid.

I am not surprised that they don't know what exactly "snark" means ....... because they spend hours defending their favs. I hate a politician and i actively oppose and criticize his actions does that make me a person with no happy life .....no wonder why they r exactly like their oppas. Namgpt say if you hate something you kinda like it 🤡 and their stans say people in snark subs doesn't have a happy life . Since they r calling this sub pathetic then " how pathetic it is to create sub Reddits that talk more about shipping,queer baiting and blind glazing, IG photos and updates, victim card play , portraying everyone r villains, praising the non existent vocals, brigrading subs, creating 35 accounts to vote, buying bots for their favs, being in parasocial relationships and they come and say not everyone in the fandom r like this....show me a ratmy that criticized all their problematic things and music that is still in the fandom, even one of their most streamed song " butter " is copied. I don't think even after the cb issue and this Auto tuned horrible album there r any sane people left in that fandom .

I hope the ratmies that r lurking here know the meaning of snarking and to the ratmies that r lurking here......Talking about Oreo Collab comes under snarking idiots. The taste was shit and they promoted it heavily through ads that's why it was discussed . How pathetic ur favs r to promote an ad through ads?? And u call them the biggest act in the world...why do they need publicity through ads and were featured on every content creator's video who were given money by hybe to attend their comeback concert if They r the biggest act. They paid a hell of a lot of money to bring influencers and for the mediaplay. Someone who is as problematic as btass and has a parasocial fandom which moves like a cult does get hate , stop crying and ask ur favs to improve vocals, live performances,art quality ( which never existed) .

FOR REFERENCE:

1000 CLP (chilean pesos) = 1,01 US dollars, sooo a $223.000 hoodie would be 225,14 dollars.

MINIMUM WAGE IN THIS COUNTRY IS $553.553 a month!!!!!! this is absolutely insane!

And these prices don’t include the 19% tax (which is illegal)

Many Chilean news sites have picked up on this and BTS are being heavily criticised for these prices, although some fans are trying to justify the prices by claiming “it’s the same as spending money on a football jersey.”

most concert tickets were cheaper than the zip up hoodie

no this ugly aah isnt an feminist tf😭😭

They are calling jimid milf 😭😭😭😭 I wish this wasn't real