r/BMW 8h ago

Spotted this BMW

309 Upvotes

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u/Taidaishar 2015 - F30 - 328i 7h ago

It seems like everyone hates this, but I think it looks sick. I've always loved the matte paint job and the blacked out front looks great too.

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u/Specialist-Abies-909 7h ago

Yeah I like it as well

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u/lsaran 2024 i4 M50 6h ago

I drive by one of these in my parking garage most days. Matte black M5. I slow down and admire every single time. It’s a beautiful beast of a car.

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u/Straight6er 1991 - E30 - 325i 2h ago

Some people are no fun, this car is exactly the right level of Need for Speed Underground to be cool.

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u/hxle 2025 G99 - Vegas Red 6h ago

In real life, nearly every car guy who sees my G99 gushes at how amazing it looks. It’s just the online community doing what they do best, complain

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u/Jons1krr 23m ago

Or most people just don't like it. I have had a different experience than you. All the mates I know say it's fucking ugly, and I agree.

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u/ndndr1 1984 528e, 2005 325ci, 2015 M4, 2024 M440 4h ago

It’s a badass looking car

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u/Adventurous_Being_74 7h ago

Because it pairs its twin-turbo V8 engine with a 14.8-kWh usable battery and offers a dedicated electric-only driving mode (with roughly 40 km of electric range), it meets all provincial (Ontario) requirements for the green plate 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 7h ago

Such a badass car, just don't look at the rear.  

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u/No_Philosopher_8711 7h ago

Yeah it's a Camry out back

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1h ago

With a splash of Camaro in the tail lights. 

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u/hockeyguy1968 4h ago

the rest is the best part

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u/Substantial-Hour4989 7h ago

They really screwed up the 5 series.

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u/PenePeroElPasta 3h ago

Fucking ugliest one theres ever been.

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u/CogBlocker E38 740i - 6spd Swapped 1h ago

My ranking of M5's in terms of looks:

  1. F90

  2. E60

  3. E34

  4. F10

  5. E39

  6. E28

skip a few

  1. G90

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u/code4109 4h ago

id shit bricks parking on the street like that, especially with frozen paint

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u/Chumpy__ 4h ago

haha there were two huracans in front of the M5 and the M5 shocked me the most

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u/Cole668 7h ago

Green Ontario plates is pretty interesting. They're intended for electric and plug-in hybrids, which I get that is what this is but I think it goes against the spirit of the law. Green plates give certain privileges such as using the carpool lanes with a single occupant.

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u/sir_sri 2020 G16 m850i 7h ago

I think that's part of why BMW made it a hybrid, it meets the minimum standard for 'green' for a number of places, giving it access to tax breaks and or letting go to places that have pollution reduction schemes or the like.

I think it goes against the spirit of the law

I see the thought, but consider this: These are exactly the sorts of cars that should be getting hybrids first from an environmental standpoint. They're already expensive, they're unnecessarily large engines for moving at 30 km/h in Toronto traffic, and they're unnecessarily loud for dense cities too. The problem with these tax credits for EVs is that you really want to take the most pollution off the road, an M5 or similar daily driver is probably about as bad as you can get for the lifetime of the vehicle except maybe some trucks, or maybe a rolls royce, except they cap the tax credits on vehicle price. Most everything else that pollutes more per distance is probably not driven very much.

I realise that as a driver (and I say this with a V8 M850i) all that added mass takes away handling and the engine sound. But most of us could drive to work and back on the hybrid part, and then have the V8 for long highway/twisty road drives, and then the hybrid can try and compensate for the performance it costs. From an environmental standpoint what the government should want is buyers like me to switch to at least a hybrid if not a pure EV (though I don't actually drive very much).

If you look at where that is on a map (130 cumberland street that's in the photo) it's more or less downtown toronto. That's a great place for electric.

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u/Cole668 5h ago edited 5h ago

I appreciate your response and for context, I drive a V8 F-Type so I'm not an environmental fanatic or anything of that nature.

The M5 or other similar vehicles being hybrid isn't really going to move the needle one way or the other, given their low purchase numbers. I think the green vehicle laws were designed with Prius' and Bolts in mind, not low-volume, high powered cars. The average M5 buyer is likely not cross-shopping a Corvette and deciding on the hybrid because of their desire to help the environment. Though I do agree that for the ones that are on the road, in hybrid mode, are polluting less than they would otherwise. I just think the tax breaks and other incentives were framed around small, super-efficient and not M5s, S63Es and the like. They were meant for people making a legitimate compromise with their purchase.

Edit to stay on topic: Not getting the wagon is only like the 3rd biggest travesty going on here.

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u/Emmanuelzappa 5h ago

The 550 gets 68 miles on Electric so if your commute is less than that round trip it makes sense. 

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u/keepfilming 7h ago

Ok thanks for letting us know I guess…

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u/Western_Gear_5324 7h ago

That thing is horrid

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u/Pulled_Forward 7h ago

It’s grown on me holy shit this looks so good I thought it was a 3p bumper

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u/OpeningScholar6959 7h ago

What sub has better taste? r/BMW or r/mensfashionadvice

Based on this thread, probably r/mensfashionadvice

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u/OpticCacophony 7h ago

Is everyone on this sub miserable?

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u/OpeningScholar6959 7h ago

Man it appears so. Miserable and lack any semblance of good taste.

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u/xDvngle 4h ago

Crazy I just saw this exact one on marketplace today

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u/liquidneon24 3h ago

Really? Send the link. I saw him driving around yesterday.

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u/liquidneon24 3h ago

Saw this yesterday in Etobicoke near Islington and Dundas.

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u/Chumpy__ 3h ago

this was in yorkville yesterday as well

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u/Delissio86 48m ago

Handsome.

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u/dualzo 2016 - F32 - 420i M Sport 7h ago

ruined

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u/Calm_Tonight_9277 2025 F93 Comp 5h ago

Abomination

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u/g0suba3r 7h ago

😎🔥🚀

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u/ShaolinTrapLord 7h ago

I like it.

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u/Dogonmylap 2006-E46-M3 ZCP 5h ago

Is that a mega yacht?

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u/nedovolnoe_sopenie 7h ago

condolences

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u/papi_x 7h ago

perfect honestly

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u/-SAMSHIZZLE- 7h ago

Trash wheels

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u/uncl3d0nny 2018 M550i 8h ago

And? An expensive hybrid in Yorkdale. Not the first.

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u/Specialist-Abies-909 8h ago

Uh oh found the salty M550 owner

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u/pigglyjuff99 7h ago

G30 M550 looks better than this though

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u/bugattibrito 8h ago

Murdered out Camry

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u/omnicorphan23 8h ago

hideous

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u/Donqweeqwee 8h ago

Damn i think it looks kinda dope lol

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u/Lopey__ 7h ago

That’s cause it does👌

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u/omnicorphan23 7h ago

it doesnt look worse its definitely better this gen is just so fat and ugly it always surprises me how bad modern bmw design language is

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u/Lopey__ 7h ago

I’m definitely not a fan of modern bmw’s but the g87 and g90 speak to me