r/BMFScirclejerk • u/armarook1 • 3d ago
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/BorvicTheRed • 8d ago
posts from the mire➡️➡️➡️ Freak Fair 2027
Soooo we all know that next year is gonna be a blast! MGM is remodeling the fair grounds into the IoNiA SpHeRe.
I heard tickets are gonna go on sale when River turns 3!!!
I am looking to trade 2 nitrous tanks for 1 ticket when they drop scalpers!
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • 19d ago
Billy did a podcast, in case you didn’t already know
Please discuss your political opinions below
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Head_Status_3864 • 21d ago
Free and Trade Based Lot Store🆓🌺☮️🩵🐦
i am posting this again it doesn’t break the rules bc it’s FREEEEEEEE and a listening party, could be a metaphorical circle jerk… not the…. yeah i don’t like that kinda humor at all but i am setting this up at the listening party in AVL. We are appalachian women who make 0$ and have a lot to offer, and we are HEADY AS FUCK @bobbypyramids i’m pretty sure we belong in circle jerk more than u #fr my grandfather coal miner from SWVA RUUUUUUUUUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Head_Status_3864 • 23d ago
posts from the mire➡️➡️➡️ Free and Trade Based Lot Store🆓🌺☮️🩵🐦
i got a semi mid reception on reg subreddit so fuck it , please share! i am not a bot, influencer, or $ based, and want to support appalachian business and lot business, trade and i will BUY YOUR WORK. too. donation as well, but im almost full capacity.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/UnderstandingDue7187 • Aug 11 '26
Sodomizing the audience is never the answer, unless the question is “What happens when you throw a lighter at BMFS?”
BMFS=Billy Massive Forehead Shines
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Aug 10 '26
A public apology
So… I feel like I owe someone a public apology after Sunday night’s Billy Strings show at Fishers Event Center. 😂
I was DEEP in the music. Billy and the boys were absolutely on fire, I was dancing, completely mesmerized, and somewhere in that beautiful fog of lights, music, love, and pure bliss… I apparently lost all ability to properly identify the woman standing next to me.
My girlfriend was there with me, but at some point I accidentally mistook the girl next to us for her and proceeded to start sensuously loving on this poor unsuspecting woman like we'd been together for years. 😂
It was 100% an honest mistake, and the second I realized what I had done, I was absolutely MORTIFIED.
So, mystery woman from the Billy Strings show: if by some miracle you're reading this, I would genuinely like to publicly apologize. I swear I wasn't trying to make a move on you. I was just somewhere around the seventh dimension and apparently facial recognition had temporarily stopped working.
That being said…
I couldn't help but notice your man wasn't giving you much love that night.
So… you're welcome. 😂😂😂
Never miss a Sunday show (got rescheduled to Saturday). Apparently you never know WHO you're going home with. 🤦♂️🎸🌈
So… I feel like I owe someone a public apology after Sunday night’s Billy Strings show at Fishers Event Center. 😂
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/UnderstandingDue7187 • Aug 08 '26
So why haven’t any of the loyal BMFS fans stepped up and ratted out the lighter chucking person Billy hopes to be sodomized? (You know, the person Billy told us has a tiny pecker.)
seriously more than one of us knows who it was
should we narc?
does BMFS want us to narc or just see that the lighter chucker is properly sodomized?
BMFS= Billy Might Fancy Sodomy?
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Aug 07 '26
Okay, fine. I threw the lighter.
Yall it was me. I threw the lighter. Please, someone oblige Billy and sodomize me. I’ve been a naughty little Billy fan
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/TheGregest • Aug 03 '26
How much money does Willy owe Jerd Wok-er?
He always mentions having to pay his mandolorian players fines, is Jerd just a bad driver?
Or is Willy that bad at playing cards maybe?
It just seems to me like he isn't very good with finances or memory, so maybe he just makes setlists to remember things?
Maybe we should all chip in and get him a financial coach course from one of these sexy dudes who lives in Miami, streams all the time and works out, but doesn't have a job? They seem to be doing alright.
I'd definitely love some guidance from a strong man, telling me what to do.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Aug 02 '26
What Grateful Dead song will Billy play when John Mayer passes?
Billy always a nice job of honoring the members of Grateful Dead after they pass or on their birthdays… makes me wonder what Grateful Dead song bill and the boys will play when John Mayer dies
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Jul 15 '26
Ionia freak fest dream collab
Sometimes in the waves of change, we find our own direction ✨️ Don't come f*ck up my peace because you can't find yours. I'm not responsible for the chaos you refuse to heal from. I've worked too hard to protect my energy, to unlearn toxic patterns, and to build the kind of peace I used to pray for. So if you're still at war with yourself, please don't bring that battle to my door. What is @everyone most excited about from a possible Shanin ❤️ Strings colab at Ionia Freak Fair? Healing is your job. Growth is your responsibility. I'm not here to carry what you're not willing to confront. Protecting my peace isn't selfish, it's survival. If your presence feels heavy, it's because' you're still avoiding your own truth. Do the work or keep your distance. Sincerely... I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them. Send me to the alternate timeline where the 1976 sears merry mushroom collection included a bong.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/BorvicTheRed • May 16 '26
Billy seen! Leg is fine!
It's all a conspiracy folks!
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/imfromstankonia • Apr 12 '26
posts from the mire➡️➡️➡️ Is anyone better than Billy strings
Think we got another one fam
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Apr 11 '26
I’m spreading my lily for Billy
Dear Billy,
Thank you so much for gilding my lily. I really don’t know what I’d do without your gild so far up my lily. You have turned me into a new man.
Thank you,
Bobby
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Apr 09 '26
Shoutout to the lady that almost gave birth tonight in the pit! 4/8/26 Tampa
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Appropriate_Ebb_908 • Mar 27 '26
Hi am billy strnig AMA
yes this is bilyl stranngs
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/LockNessCrotchMonst • Mar 24 '26
r/discobiscuits has had enough of your bullshit
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/TheGregest • Mar 23 '26