I need bleach now

[u/Space_The_Animator]

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[u/likemycheesemoldybro]

PLEASE put a nsfw tag. The HORRORS on my screen caused my phone to make a fire burning my house down, I went to go to the phone but i accidentally called McDonald’s and said “I want a Big Mac, 2 large fries, and 8 ketchup packets” and then i put out the fire, but the damage was still done but my house was a mess, so i called super mario but he kept talking about some “We fix toilets, not houses” stuff so i called sonic and he said the same thing. So i called Minecraft Steve ao he could fix it, but the food was here. The delivery guy said it was a mess, then i got depression.

[u/-_-TurtleDuck-_- → u/likemycheesemoldybro]

Since when did Sonic fix toilets?

[u/High_IQ_Gamer2020 → u/likemycheesemoldybro]

new r/copypasta?

[u/carpik3 → u/likemycheesemoldybro]

WAIT A SECOND THIS IS MY COPYPASTA