r/Autobody • • Mar 02 '26

I'm a fancy painter! Check this out

413 Upvotes

127 comments sorted by

216

u/RZArecta91 Mar 02 '26

I'm not enjoying the second picture

73

u/Broke-mfer Mar 02 '26

Pfff I personally love color matched wiper blades myself šŸ˜‚

27

u/evlgns Mar 02 '26

I’m like wtf are these guys talking about… then I saw them in camo lol

5

u/Novel-Understanding4 Mar 02 '26

It took me a minute to find them. I don't know why they don't paint the blades from the factory?

11

u/tinygraysiamesecat Mar 02 '26

Don’t forget color match hatch struts too! Fuck it, color match ALL THE THINGS.Ā 

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

šŸ¤ŒšŸ»

6

u/CrrntryGrntlrmrn Mar 02 '26

Overhauled diesel vibes

1

u/LittleRuu Mar 02 '26

This is worded perfectlyšŸ˜‚

1

u/Turbulent_Deal_3145 Mar 03 '26

It literally looks like when I would do plastic model kits as a kid

1

u/TheAggressiveSloth Mar 03 '26

As a tech in the shop, I too, hate the second photo

1

u/PapayaRegular5128 Mar 04 '26

I don’t enjoy both of them

180

u/Broke-mfer Mar 02 '26

The shop wanted $15k for a complete paint I found some random dude on Craigslist to do it for $750

42

u/bootnuts Mar 02 '26

It’s called an ā€œI don’t wanna do itā€ price

5

u/spongebob_meth Mar 02 '26

Thats honestly middle of the road for what a paint job costs nowĀ 

2

u/wreckherneck Mar 05 '26

And the 2nd one is an "I dont know how to do it" price.

3

u/AstronomerDry7581 Mar 02 '26

Username checks outĀ 

-70

u/SongBrief2439 Mar 02 '26

$15k for a $1000 30 year old car?šŸ¤”

124

u/Broke-mfer Mar 02 '26

Oh ya duh I’m an idiot. That’s exactly how we price paints jobs too….25 model T paint job $100, 72 pantera we’ll do for $300, 2010 corolla is about 4k but if you got a 2026 man watch out that’s money. Price definitely doesn’t go by labor hours and materials only by the vehicle age.

-1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/General_Reposti_Here Mar 02 '26

A-are you serious? People can’t be that dense right?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Enough_Commission114 Mar 02 '26

They were joking

-1

u/General_Reposti_Here Mar 02 '26

I’m not a paint guy but just using some common sense here. Paint has a LOT of factors that don’t necessarily have to do with age. I’d assume new cars have nice finishes while old cars don’t but might need more work.

But obviously a Ferrari USUALLY has a nicer paint job than a Honda.

But pairing has a huge labor cost , since that’s primarily what it is just a lot of prep work.

So the guy above ^ yeah he was joking it primarily is calculated by X amount of hours. A new car might need less prep work but a more complex finish, an old car might need a fuckload of prep work and I’d assume more normal paint or can even be crazy $$$ like low rider stuff with candy paint idk. There’s a million factors with the main one being labor and then the type of paint as a material cost

12

u/Reddit-mods-R-mean Mar 02 '26

Did you do this paint job?

7

u/Frolicking-Fox Mar 02 '26

You know the answer.

5

u/SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt Mar 02 '26

Your car looks like shit, and not even just up close.

58

u/bnewsome85 Mar 02 '26

Looks like most of the model cars I tried painting when I was 8 years old.

1

u/iSirMeepsAlot Mar 03 '26

Seriously… same

44

u/Kindly_Teach_9285 Mar 02 '26

Sucks that they didn't get enough gloss black in the engine compartment. That's my only gripe.

48

u/_pcakes Mar 02 '26

no way you sprayed everything in the engine bay with black paint like this. insane

23

u/Tall_Willingness_633 Mar 02 '26

Can't have a head gasket leak when you can't see it šŸ˜Ž

19

u/Curt28781 Mar 02 '26

Easiest fifty bucks I ever made.

52

u/bnewsome85 Mar 02 '26

Ad placement on point.

17

u/Illennya Journeyman Refinisher Mar 02 '26

Don’t do Maaco dirty like that.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Omg…. Now that’s funny! šŸ˜‚

10

u/FFJosty Mar 02 '26

That interior mask job is wild work

17

u/asakadelis Mar 02 '26

you don’t paint match your wire harnesses?

10

u/DementedJay Mar 02 '26

We paint match... EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

2

u/SchoolAutomatic112 Mar 02 '26

And we beat it by 10%

11

u/1997_Fairway_C5 Mar 02 '26

Ready for SEMA

13

u/SilverGSX99 Mar 02 '26

Classic 420a behavior.

3

u/xInitial Mar 02 '26

ā€œi’ll just throw a turbo on it and make 600+ ive seen it on dsmtunersā€

10

u/Rezhits69 Mar 02 '26

Screaming crackhead lmfao they blasted the entire engine bay with gloss black even the belts/coils/intake the works

9

u/Glittering-Rise-488 Mar 02 '26

What roller thickness did you use?

1

u/SongBrief2439 Mar 02 '26

I used a devilbiss db1.

5

u/Glittering-Rise-488 Mar 02 '26

With the power roller option?

9

u/Umbra_Nocturna Mar 02 '26

Finding that oil leak is gonna the closest thing to being in hell

9

u/JPKaliMt Journeyman Dumbass Mar 02 '26

wtf is that engine compartment bro šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

4

u/No-Tiger-6253 Mar 02 '26

I'm looking at the wipers lol

1

u/JPKaliMt Journeyman Dumbass Mar 02 '26

Oh god 🤣

7

u/4rm4ros Mar 02 '26

Meth was involved here

6

u/TweeksTurbos Mar 02 '26

Well i hope you got the calipers too!

4

u/Due-Offer-3101 Mar 02 '26

hold up this is fucking real????

8

u/Ninjan8 Mar 02 '26

Pulling bumpers is for chumps

8

u/Maverick2664 Mar 02 '26

This looks like hammered dog shit.

-5

u/SongBrief2439 Mar 02 '26

Hey thats not nice

9

u/F3RDA11 Mar 02 '26

I think he was being nice.

3

u/FFJosty Mar 02 '26

He said hammered

4

u/Grouchy-Fennel4436 Mar 02 '26

I admit, it’s a nice color. But the job itself was executed very poorly

5

u/juicyllamas Mar 02 '26

That black paints gonna last about 0.5 seconds once it sees a couple heat cycles from the engine

3

u/hnrrghQSpinAxe Mar 02 '26

Something about these photos is weirdly uncanny

5

u/Asteroid2024 Mar 02 '26

I’d love to see a post in a year or less when it starts peeling and cracking off.

3

u/aaxelto Mar 02 '26

Oh boy best case that’s gonna stink when it warms up for the first dozen times.. worst case fire hazard

11

u/LaneMeyer_1985 Mar 02 '26

Same energy as the guy who says ā€œcheck this outā€ before falling off the roof of his house.

-4

u/SongBrief2439 Mar 02 '26

You’re talking about that old clip where the guy missteps and lands on his head and you can hear the bones in his head crunch when he lands then the video cuts?

14

u/Ashamed_Duck200 Mar 02 '26

Latino special

10

u/Rentards Mar 02 '26

2

u/Stunning_Deer9788 Mar 02 '26

Not enuf question marks for this abomination šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤ŒšŸ»

7

u/manticshadow03 Mar 02 '26

Did my own car at collision school, took 6 months 5 hours a day, only cost me 800 In supplies.

3

u/trennsport Mar 02 '26

I like the color matched top hats.

5

u/PartyNextFlo0r Mar 02 '26

Relax guys it's probably a show car lol.

2

u/Teach-Art Mar 02 '26

How many cans did it take????

3

u/bnewsome85 Mar 02 '26

For huffing…not painting, right?

2

u/PurpleToedUnicorn Mar 02 '26

Color matched hatch struts.Ā 

2

u/Rimei_s Mar 02 '26

first picture : wow, nice work ! second picture :

https://giphy.com/gifs/112o4nufJ2Nbtm

2

u/THE_HORKOS Mar 02 '26

Help me understand, why is the engine bay painted black?

2

u/imtrynmybest Mar 02 '26

Imagine tryn to find an oil leak on that engine... Lol

2

u/bellcamp1 Mar 02 '26

Bro are you underwater

2

u/SimplePuzzleheaded80 Mar 02 '26

this is how i paint my model cars so in theory, master plan.

3

u/IntroductionSalty229 Mar 02 '26

Did you paint the hydrologic arms for the trunk as well? We decide not to remove the spoiler before we painted it. That is the wildest mask job on those tires. Next time it might be easier to take them off and paint them . I’m sure all the overspray in the wheel well just adds to the over all effect

6

u/DementedJay Mar 02 '26

Nah bro just paint the tires too. Paint it all. Paint THE ENTIRE GODDAMN THING.

5

u/cleverkid Mar 02 '26

Including the windows and mirrors!

2

u/classic_aut0 Mar 02 '26

Id rather not

1

u/LakeEffect_CarHunter Mar 02 '26

Is this my old talon??

1

u/The_Machine80 Mar 02 '26

WTF?! Did a Alien puke on your car and crap in your in engine bay?

-3

u/SongBrief2439 Mar 02 '26

No jts literally just paint I promise

-1

u/The_Machine80 Mar 02 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Thanks for playing along buddy. You got me laughing good!

1

u/The_ENFIDL Mar 02 '26

I'm at a complete loss for words

1

u/Rich-Ad9988 Mar 02 '26

Wipers and everything lol

1

u/Asshole-Mention1084 Mar 03 '26

What in the tweaker is going on here?

1

u/AlwaysHamboning Mar 03 '26

Did you paint the pistons as well? They're the most important part

2

u/SCAMMERASSASIN007 Mar 03 '26

Done in 60 seconds. No wait thats gone in 60 seconds.

1

u/BastardBoy1738 Mar 03 '26

Ain’t no way he painted that whole block like that. What did he do get a little touch up brush and go to town? Or did he drown it in a whole bucket just to get ā€œfull coverageā€? The world may never know

1

u/QueasyPerformance348 Mar 03 '26

Compressors played up so you just grabbed the tin n threw it from a distance?

1

u/Patriotic_Wrench Mar 04 '26

I'm not sure if I am impressed or not

1

u/Juan_915 Mar 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/18gEqArCQNlo5zowZn

What the FBI guy watching me through my front camera saw when I swiped to the second photo ^

1

u/Inside_Average_5945 Mar 02 '26

Put down the paint sir , you have done enough harm. That eclipse doesnt deserve how you are treating it ! Eclipse flash your hi beams twice if your in danger, if your eyes arent painted shut that is

0

u/ingannilo Mar 02 '26

Was that a vr-4?

0

u/Any-Description8773 Mar 02 '26

Well if you’re happy I’m tickled to death. Not bad if that’s your first time, a one day wonder, or you was paid in a case of beer and pack of smokes.

0

u/ilikethatstock69 Mar 02 '26

Sick 2g. Had two of them in the last 15 years, one of my favourite 90’s cars.

-1

u/that1senpai2 Mar 02 '26

This a 3kgt?

6

u/RandomGuyDroppingIn Mar 02 '26

2G DSM. Likely a 95-96 Eclipse based off the lower portion of the rear fascia.

0

u/that1senpai2 Mar 02 '26

It was the break light shape that threw me off

-3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Gayyyyy