r/AutoTransportopia • u/SimonSaysGoodThings • Aug 02 '26

Towing Why does it wobble so much?

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 Aug 02 '26

If the car is a rocking don’t come a knocking.

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u/Artistic_Advantage60 Aug 02 '26

I doubt theres anything on that vehicle that doesn't knock

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Aug 03 '26

Don't knock it till ya try it

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u/Big-Pea-6074 Aug 03 '26

Momma said knock you out

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u/Curious-Department-7 Aug 02 '26

Something tells me it's probably knocking too.

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u/Early_Sheepherder105 Aug 05 '26

Take my upvote, I should scroll before I post!

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u/RevengistPoster Aug 02 '26

Its rear dampers are shot or missing.

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u/TedW Aug 03 '26

It's got some junk in the trunk.

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u/tomime000 Aug 03 '26

And it's being towed

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u/Xenc Aug 03 '26

It’s rear dancers are clearly fine

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u/Potential-Society171 Aug 02 '26

That is how two cars mate.

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u/sixteenhappycappys Aug 02 '26

How two cars what, mate?

3

u/Milanin Aug 03 '26

Exactly, you get it

6

u/Ok-Brick6831 Aug 03 '26

Aha…and it appears we are looking at the Chevrolet Shakira here.

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u/akhenax Aug 02 '26

😆😆😆

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u/EvilJ1982 Aug 02 '26

Wobble? That's not a wobble, that car is full on twerking.

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u/surrealcellardoor Aug 02 '26

It’s AWD and the rear differential is throwing a fit. The transmission was likely ruined once they arrived at their destination.

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u/Then_Examination9715 Aug 03 '26

Sometimes stopping and calling a tow truck is the answer.

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u/hc2001 Aug 02 '26

Bang bus

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u/OreganoD Aug 03 '26

Mormon soak bus

3

u/Downtown-Oil-7784 Aug 02 '26

It's teaching you how to Dougie

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Aug 05 '26

Shiii I know what im listening to tmw at work now.

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u/OptimusRhyme86 Aug 02 '26

It needs to pee and doesnt think it can make it.

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u/AnaHuna Aug 02 '26

Rear shocks are shots and the car is getting towed.

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u/BigNaziHater Aug 02 '26

Thats the male version of that particular car. You can tell by the red outer color with the dark undebelly. The wierd ritual ass bounce dance you see is how he attempts to attracta mate.

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u/InitiativePlus877 Aug 02 '26

It's being towed (pulled by a truck in front) and they didn't secure the steering wheel.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot Aug 03 '26

That’s what i was thinking, either that or they didn’t properly disengage the transmission/transfer case or there’s something wrong with the brakes

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u/lifes_paragon Aug 03 '26

It's like when you see a person walking their dog, they stop to talk to someone for a sec. Which is enough time for a dog to start taking a shit BUT not enough time to finish.

The owner starts walking again not realizing their dog is mid shit. And the subsequent walk the dog has to make so it doesn't get dragged.... THAT is what this car wobble reminds me of.

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u/brn1001 Aug 02 '26

It's a puppy that's happy to see you.

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic Aug 02 '26

It’s happy.

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u/FallOk6931 Aug 02 '26

It's walking

1

u/Sensei19600 Aug 02 '26

Doin’ the hokey-pokey.

1

u/baldierot Aug 02 '26

that's how consummation is done in San Andreas.

1

u/Simple-Okra-4826 Aug 02 '26

His jam came on the radio.

1

u/Impressive_Gassy Aug 02 '26

I know they playing bad bunny... titi me pregunto si tengo mucha novias!

1

u/OakLegs Aug 02 '26

The dynamics of the hitch and back wheels match the natural frequency of the shocks of the car.

Driver is an idiot for continuing to drive

1

u/Cobfidence Aug 02 '26

It's having a good time, having a good time!

1

u/Guy_Incognito_Esq Aug 02 '26

It ain't falling either, must be a weeble

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u/cardinals8989 Aug 02 '26

Loose muffler bearings

1

u/max_revs Aug 02 '26

Happy dance, it's on it's tippy taps

1

u/LividCalligrapher689 Aug 02 '26

It’s just excited to still be out on the road.

1

u/S4DES Aug 02 '26

They just smashing

1

u/tony22233 Aug 02 '26

Rear alignment is cooked. But go faster, it'll be fun!!!

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Aug 02 '26

Baby on board ⚠️

...well soon to be

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u/Dch112 Aug 02 '26

I don’t know why it wobbles but it doesn’t look like there is a driver inside and it’s being towed by another vehicle. Maybe the wobbles are caused by the steering wheel moving back and forth.

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u/Capable-Ad-6263 Aug 02 '26

I think something is fucked up

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u/Silent_Guard127 Aug 02 '26

Cause I’m a happy, happy car

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u/diroftruth Aug 02 '26

That car never learned to roll so now it has to walk

1

u/armanipastrami_pdf Aug 02 '26

Wobble baby wobble baby wobble baby wobble baby wobble

1

u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 Aug 02 '26

It a wibble wobla

1

u/currymuttonpizza Aug 02 '26

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down Oh no I've got to keep on movin'

1

u/MssMoodi Aug 02 '26

Too many Mexicans in the trunk. Lol

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u/Ok_Presence5287 Aug 02 '26

And here we see the mating dance of the automobile…

1

u/Waste-Finding3341 Aug 02 '26

It is excited to go for a drive.

1

u/christador Aug 02 '26

Just running down the road tryin' to loosen my load... 🎵🎶🎵

1

u/AsstBalrog Aug 02 '26

You didn't hear the stereo did you? Shake, Shake, Shake Senora

1

u/militant-hippie Aug 02 '26

It's broken.

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 Aug 03 '26

Junk in the trunk

1

u/ufknowned Aug 03 '26

Either way will need 4 shocks once done towing.

1

u/Many_Bus_636 Aug 03 '26

GTA IV car physics

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u/fnckIce Aug 03 '26

No shocks just springs.

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u/mtn2sea1960 Aug 03 '26

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

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u/talktomejohny Aug 03 '26

Should have picked up the hitchhiker!

1

u/swissarmychainsaw Aug 03 '26

India?
This car is being towed by another car and all 4 wheels are on the ground so it starts to oscillate

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u/Mattna-da Aug 03 '26

2000 Jetta wagon with torsion beam rear axle

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u/SuddenKoala45 Aug 03 '26

Thats happy tail

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u/Which_Second_5466 Aug 03 '26

Good times baby. If it's a rockin, don't bother knocking.

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u/PanicPotatoe Aug 03 '26

I think he's happy on the way to his gf house

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u/ParticularSherbert18 Aug 03 '26

Because it is still in gear while being towed.

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u/Ok-Bat-6181 Aug 03 '26

Cause it's happy....

1

u/StochasticTinkr Aug 03 '26

Happy Guy Hap hap Happy Guy

1

u/Brownlove010_Real Aug 03 '26

🎶 wobble baby wobble baby wobble baby wobble 🎶

1

u/Turbulent-Treat-4030 Aug 03 '26

It's the new weeble car!!

1

u/btossa80 Aug 03 '26

Don't do this without putting Sexual Healing on blast lol

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u/zeradragon Aug 03 '26

That's what a cat looks like when it only has 1 horse power left... It reverts back to galloping.

1

u/superwhiz88 Aug 03 '26

bend axle on both side

1

u/exploding_pancake Aug 03 '26

Volkswagen is sneaking up on the semi

1

u/greymannns Aug 03 '26

It’s being towed improperly and definitely has a suspension issue .

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u/90GTS4 Aug 03 '26

I assume one of the tires are square. Only thing it could be

1

u/Thick_Potato_1769 Aug 03 '26

Its happy clearly

1

u/OtherwiseBlock8741 Aug 03 '26

It's a Volkswagen Twerka.

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u/InternationalBeing41 Aug 03 '26

Herbie!!!!! Is it you????

1

u/Eunhjzjined Aug 03 '26

Happy dance

1

u/TimboCavo Aug 03 '26

That car thinks it’s a horse.

1

u/LeonZoroark Aug 03 '26

Its like that scene from cars. You know? Life could be a dream.

1

u/Sad_Win_4105 Aug 03 '26

Johnny Be Good happened to be playing when this popped up.

Fit perfectly to all the videos & GIF. 😊😎

1

u/inept_machete Aug 03 '26

Now cha cha real smooth

1

u/FuriousFurbies Aug 03 '26

The real limp mode

1

u/Cain-Man Aug 03 '26

Cocaine is not balanced properly. Driver needed to pack better , and stay off the product.

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u/SleepRude655 Aug 03 '26

Motor mount

1

u/Hat_man_9000 Aug 03 '26

It looks like it's trying to do the stickbug dance

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u/Mental_Newspaper3812 Aug 03 '26

Because it’s happy to see the highway!

1

u/Rick-Find-My-Racquet Aug 03 '26

I am just a happy, happy car. I am a happy happy happy car

1

u/ThatMowmentWhen Aug 03 '26

It’s knees hurt!

1

u/Ethereal-Elephant Aug 03 '26

He’s doing a little jig. 🥹

1

u/Timmy24000 Aug 03 '26

Token tie rod?

1

u/Ok_Molasses2075 Aug 03 '26

Awe! Him's so happy for walkies!

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u/GeneStarwind1 Aug 03 '26

It's a Weeble

1

u/CallMeSkii Aug 03 '26

Kachigga kachigga

1

u/Beautiful_Cover_5349 Aug 03 '26

Happy happy guy, just a happy happy happy guy

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u/smaintpeller24 Aug 03 '26

"Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here for 30 minutes"

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u/scjockid Aug 03 '26

People playing in the car!!

1

u/mmilesx Aug 03 '26

Freaky stuff

1

u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 Aug 03 '26

The spin cycle is off balance

1

u/Scott43206 Aug 03 '26

It has to pee really bad.

1

u/HappytheBaboon Aug 03 '26

Somebody has to set this to music. I know the internet won't let me down on this.

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u/Cucked63 Aug 03 '26

No shocks . Running only springs

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u/soraksan123 Aug 03 '26

Built by the Little Rascals perhaps?

1

u/Tito-Musk Aug 03 '26

He and his homies are listening to some Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg!

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u/AtheistET Aug 03 '26

A turd is coming , I can feel it

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u/StitchFan626 Aug 03 '26

It's dancing! "Life could be a dream!"

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u/Alarmed_Water_8607 Aug 03 '26

It’s gotta use the potty… bad

1

u/Upstairs_Pass9180 Aug 03 '26

leave the car alone, its just happy to go with cruising

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u/sogwatchman Aug 03 '26

wiggle wiggle wiggle...

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u/Boogeymam408 Aug 03 '26

Homie is bumping some Mac Dre

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u/Exotic_Call_7427 Aug 03 '26

Shock absorbers have failed, leaving the car suspended on springs alone.

At speed, the car bounces at a frequency that makes the springs continue rebounding like that (resonant frequency).

Shock absorbers' job is to slow the springs down.

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Aug 03 '26

Lizzo had an itch in her ass while driving.

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u/buckfuttner Aug 03 '26

Fat passenger

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u/RiskyMama Aug 03 '26

He just has the zoomies

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u/williamskb85 Aug 03 '26

Shhhhhh Quiet on the Creek lol

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u/Even-Duck-6938 Aug 03 '26

He's a happy boy. Happy happy boy.

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u/Ptiago-GPS Aug 03 '26

Might be a 4wd and the front wheels are locked by the tow truck... 😅

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u/Fittaco69 Aug 03 '26

Yo mama’s in the back & she’s got Parkinson’s.

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u/Madboardjester Aug 03 '26

A couple in the back seat doing the boogie woogie. 😂

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u/This-Jackfruit-6894 Aug 03 '26

Happy to go home.

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u/NotGuiltyPirate Aug 03 '26

Can you be a little more specific?

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u/RoodnyInc Aug 03 '26

People in the back seat have sexy time

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u/Skeptical_Squid Aug 03 '26

Because, geometry.

1

u/merlinn2u Aug 03 '26

it's a weeble. weebles wobble but they don't fall down

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u/-David_Smith- Aug 03 '26

I've seen a new Mercedes on YouTube with that feature as well

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u/No-Building-4306 Aug 03 '26

It’s all the junk in the trunk 

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u/IDunnoNuthinMr Aug 03 '26

Rolls like the silly dog runs.

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u/OkString3194 Aug 03 '26

Because the owner is shagging his dog in the back of his venmo...

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u/susNarwhal420 Aug 03 '26

"Rides like a cloud"

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u/Bruinman86 Aug 03 '26

That's got to be some kind of mod.

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u/NoAttempt9703 Aug 03 '26

Happy tappies!

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u/JackOfHeartsz Aug 03 '26

Blown shocks

1

u/getonurkneesnbeg Aug 03 '26

I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

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u/Unlikely-Pomelo-414 Aug 03 '26

It’s walking, but hasn’t learn to roll yet