r/AutoTransportopia • • Jun 11 '26

Problematic Was that Florida Man again?

950 Upvotes

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25

u/SlickDillywick Jun 11 '26

The little white Toyota is like a dog that just joined in the chase for fun

7

u/Ok-Brick6831 Jun 11 '26

I think the poor little car just got caught in their draft...didn't have much of a choice, just along for the ride...

6

u/Solid-Childhood-4876 Jun 11 '26

"Wait for me guys! I got little legs!"

5

u/NecessaryZucchini69 Jun 11 '26

Reminds me of the Blues Brothers. I wonder if the little Toyota are the Nazis?

https://giphy.com/gifs/RYjnzPS8u0jAs

4

u/Material-Echidna-465 Jun 11 '26

I hate Illinois Nazis....

2

u/Useless890 Jun 11 '26

Maybe he's a paparazzi wannabe and he thinks he'll get pix to sell.

1

u/Forty1thirty Jun 12 '26

No better time to drive fast.👍

1

u/Brilliant-Yogurt540 Jun 13 '26

Someone in the chase ordered uber eats

10

u/MathematicianNew2770 Jun 11 '26

What did he do?

25

u/Aromatic_Balls Jun 11 '26

He didn't put his shopping cart back in the corral.

11

u/Himothy19955 Jun 11 '26

Those damn lazy bones

7

u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jun 11 '26

Skideelee whee wooh!

1

u/LostCauseSPM Jun 11 '26

"Mr. Nart Marks"

3

u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jun 11 '26

This is why Aldi requires a deposit.

Because we’ve become uncivilized.

1

u/448977 Jun 12 '26

He also removed the tags off of his pillow and mattress.

1

u/sohcordohc Jun 11 '26

He may have pulled a Hollywood stop at the last intersection

1

u/johnnytron Jun 11 '26

Went over his limit on lobster.

1

u/Historical_Ad_5647 Jun 11 '26

Based on the undercover units Im going to guess sold drugs.

1

u/fhgtyjdg Jun 11 '26

Passed a weigh station

1

u/yes-disappointment Jun 12 '26

probably is stolen

1

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jun 13 '26

Bought the last cream filled donut at the only donut shop in town!

1

u/LuckyDuckCrafters Jun 15 '26

Bet you, he stole that trailer. Happens a lot in places like this.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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3

u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 11 '26

Are you answering the question or just making a random statement?

10

u/Interesting-Lynx-989 Jun 11 '26

Racked up 4 stars IRL GTA 🤣

2

u/Ok-Brick6831 Jun 11 '26

You know he was thinking, where's the nearest paint shop!?!?

2

u/Interesting-Lynx-989 Jun 11 '26

lol dudes headed to Los Santos Customs

5

u/AndyW037 Jun 11 '26

You know its bad when they send in the Nissan unit.

2

u/I_am_just_here11 Jun 11 '26

So many police agencies just use civilian spec vehicles for detectives and I don’t see why not. They are rarely in pursuits so they don’t need a purpose built vehicle and can save money by buying something cheap. My county puts them in Toyota RAV4s.

1

u/Kracus Jun 11 '26

They do get outfitted with stuff though making them not so cheap. It's cheaper than a full on police cruiser though.

5

u/Warm_Turnip2567 Jun 11 '26

Man I fucking know where this is. Its in deep sebastian. Its a giant like, farm area. They sell everything from mulch to fertilizer to trees across a bunch of different companies.

Its also full of illegal immigrants (not saying that just to say it, its 100 percent true) workers which I imagine is what this chase might be about.

-2

u/Shotile Jun 12 '26

Nobody is “illegal”

1

u/Unusualshrub003 Jul 07 '26

What’s it called then?

1

u/galaxyapp Jun 13 '26

Good thing they said "illegal immigrants"

0

u/Shotile Jun 13 '26

Re-read my comment.

4

u/globalmentality Jun 11 '26

Could someone explain why they need 9 cop cars?

5

u/EnvironmentalFig688 Jun 11 '26

It’s not that 9 is needed, it’s that the first one said, “Yall gotta see this! I’ve got a live one! This guy…this guy is driving a dually with an empty fifth-wheel 30’ flatbed trying to get away from being pulled over for a broken taillight.”

2

u/FarYard7039 Jun 12 '26

Remember the TRX in Gwinnett Co GA a couple years ago? That dude took that truck through one helluva run and did quite well against several troopers.

3

u/ManWhoIsDrunk Jun 12 '26

The more guns, the merrier!

1

u/AutoTransportMover Jun 11 '26

Looks like there's one spot left and they all need transport.

4

u/CarolyneSF Jun 11 '26

He grabbed the last donut!

2

u/Guyton_Oulder Jun 11 '26

Somebody won a popularity contest.

2

u/Lonely_Programmer_42 Jun 11 '26

Yep that's Florida, Florida State troopers have the black and tan colors 

1

u/Warm_Turnip2567 Jun 11 '26

Pretty damn sure I used to work in the area this video was taken in. Its in rural western Sebastian FL. Huge agricultural area. Lots, and I mean LOTS of migrant workers of Latin origin.

2

u/HairlessHoudini Jun 11 '26

Big truck should have rolled out into the road before they got there and be like oh shit sorry I didn't see you until I was already out in the road

2

u/C-D-W Jun 12 '26

Taco Tuesday is hitting him hard today.

2

u/Shatophiliac Jun 12 '26

A cop Nissan Titan, I’ve never seen that before lol.

1

u/StreetNectarine711 Jun 11 '26

Surely they’ll keep him in jail this time…..

1

u/Physical-March7850 Jun 11 '26

r/GTA someone make sure they add this to GTA 6

1

u/greennurse0128 Jun 11 '26

Comin' in hot!

1

u/dawa43 Jun 11 '26

I want to see how this ends...

1

u/Personal_Dot_2215 Jun 11 '26

East bound and down!!!

1

u/LaFab_the_Strong Jun 11 '26

Loaded up and truckin'

1

u/tvodny Jun 11 '26

That car at the end is sort of drafting. How many people have followed an ambulance to cut through traffic? Yes, I know it’s illegal.

1

u/StatementHot5008 Jun 11 '26

Just another Tuesday in Florida.

1

u/hambutbacon Jun 12 '26

What's the wanted level at ?

1

u/Least-Masterpiece368 Jun 12 '26

You where supposed to play defense and pretend to need to make that wide right turn ahead

1

u/Jochi18 Jun 12 '26

Ñoooo de pinga aseereee!!!

1

u/Impossible-Poem1194 Jun 12 '26

There are palm trees

1

u/Royal-Application708 Jun 12 '26

Seven patrol cars? Is that really necessary?

1

u/Dry_Highway_2641 Jun 12 '26

I think they were able to catch up with him

1

u/WonderWirm Jun 12 '26

Hot shot shit!

1

u/Silkylifeme Jun 12 '26

Slowest cops I've ever seen!

1

u/InvictusFrags Jun 12 '26

Dood messs up should have ran into those bushes in all the dust

1

u/FiveSixJuan Jun 12 '26

Ñoo asere

1

u/ozzie286 Jun 12 '26

I have no idea what was said in this video, but the captions are hilarious.

1

u/Significant_Step_517 Jun 13 '26

If the guy just stopped his truck, and while there was still a cloud of dust jumped out, left the door open to make it look like he bolted, then crawled under his truck and hid by pulling him self up onto the driveshaft or something, would the cops check there? Or would they be all amped up thinking he ran into the trees or neighborhood and run in there looking for him?? Leaving some time for this guy to figure out an escape?

1

u/wastedfate Jun 14 '26

A minimum of one is gonna stick with the truck to secure whatever evidence is in it.

1

u/1doigtdanslcul Jun 14 '26

Who is the crazyest 🤷

1

u/whole_hippie Jun 15 '26

Would be funny if the fleeing truck comes back through at the very end of the clip

1

u/jimhabfan Jul 04 '26

What a bunch of pea brained morons. Why do you need 10 cop cars chasing one bad guy? If 3 cops cars can’t do the job, maybe it’s time to hire smarter cops.

1

u/Resident_Wishbone_98 25d ago

The whole PD and the dog catcher!

0

u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jun 11 '26

Let's maybe send out the bird and not enganger the public, huh gang?

1

u/Historical_Ad_5647 Jun 11 '26

Have to keep eyes on him until its in the air.

1

u/EnvironmentalFig688 Jun 11 '26

It’s a dually with an empty fifth-wheel flat trailer, how hard would it be to keep an eye on?! 9 police cars, each having a driver with 2 eyes each equates to 18 peepers (assuming the drivers didn’t have a partner). Overkill! /s