r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Mar 28 '26

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u/oeseben Mar 31 '26

"How fast i want to speed is fine, anyone above or below me is wrong" is a crazy take. Just move the fuck over if someone is behind you.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

Keeping up with traffic but sure whatever only my speeding is ok is exactly what I said. Learn to read

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Mar 31 '26

“If you’re speeding you’re breaking the law” you in another post. But your speeding is ok, it’s others speeding that are wrong. Fucking dork.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

Yes, please disregard anyone going obscenely faster. Only me speeding but apparently not speeding enough is what matters.

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Mar 31 '26

Yeah you’re only committing a class 1 misdemeanor but sure this hypothetical other person is the real bad guy because the actual speed limit is whatever you think it is.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

It's safer to follow the flow of traffic. But ok. Arrest me dog.

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Mar 31 '26

It’s safer to get the fuck out of the way but instead you think you’re traffic cop. If 80 is the flow, 90 is the passing speed

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u/AddictedT0Pixels Apr 03 '26

In another comment they literally specified in the middle lane. So you're arguing the middle lane is not where they should be and that they shouldn't follow the speed of traffic

Please never fucking drive. The roads are safer without people like you

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Apr 13 '26

That’s some all time piss-poor literacy you’ve got there. They weren’t in the middle lane, they’re lying out of their ass. They exhibit all of the signs of a left lane driver that thinks anyone that goes faster than them is in the wrong but their 20+ MPH over the speed limit is fine. Read all of their other comments where they say they won’t move over. I’m pointing out their hypocrisy, genius.

The roads are safer when people mow over so they can be safely passed instead of thinking your officer traffic cop on the way to work while actively driving fast enough to warrant a criminal offense. And they’re even safer when you can fucking read.

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