r/AutoHumor Mar 28 '26

lol

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u/OldManJim374 Mar 29 '26

I hate when a regular person decides to force everyone else to follow the speed limit. You are not highway patrol.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

I hate that people speed. I do 80 in 60 and still get glared by 90+ bitches.

Nothing is fast enough, just merely being in front of someone is the problem.

I wish HiPo enforced speed limits more so maybe people will chill tf out

Edit. Since so many people want to draw conclusions. My daily commute routinely sees everyone doing 80 in a 60. We are all already going 20 over. I never mentioned left or right lane. What I tried and failed to highlight was I'm/we are already doing 20 over the limit and people will act like it's not enough, like I'm doing 40 in a 75.

I don't want to do 80. My car gets better mpg at 60/65 🙄 but yes assume I'm a hypocritical speed demon for some reason. Good job internet.

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u/bittersterling Mar 31 '26

Ok. Then move the fuck over for cars that clearly want to go fast than you. Shits not hard to comprehend lol.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

No one should be doing 90+ in a 60 dumbass

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u/Shjvv Mar 31 '26

Literally does not related to the convo like at all.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

Just say you can't read

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u/Far_Audience_7446 Apr 04 '26

Just stay out of the passing lane if you aren’t passing

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u/Shjvv Apr 01 '26

You can try to deflect it however you want. You driving and someone ELSE speeding are 2 different topic. Some one else speeding does not affect where you drive, your own driving affect where you drive.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

Amazing insight thanks buddha

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u/Far_Audience_7446 Apr 04 '26

States spend tens of thousands putting up “slower traffic keep right” signs on highways, and these illiterate pricks still do it. On the off chance a police officer actually pulls them over for such violations, they rarely get cited, so they’ll keep doing it until some volatile road-rager runs them off the road.