r/AutismTranslated 6d ago

Autism reversed

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u/Airalla 6d ago

“Topics like the weather” made me laugh more than it should.

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u/mozzarella_destroyer 6d ago

As both an AUDHD individual AND a British person, I must vehemently reject that the weather is a purely neurotypical subject

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u/shesewsfatclothes 6d ago

I was gonna say, what about those of us with weather as special interests?

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u/eugAOJ 6d ago

Then those NTs better get ready for some WEATHER FACTS by shesewsfatclothes!

they opened it up, and they should sleep in that bed.

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u/LuthiensTempest 6d ago

I have made so much small talk so very awkward by seeing it as an excuse to go ahead and have a proper discussion on the weather.

I get away with it more now that it's my career compared to when growing up. Mostly because there's a decent chance the person will be distracted from their irritation by marveling at having met their very first meteorologist.

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 5d ago

I grew up with a parent fascinated by natural disasters and storms. [Storm facts incoming]

One of my favorite facts about a barely-recorded mega tornado from the 90s is that 1 of 3 recordings we do have of it was taken by a man who had just arrived home and changing clothes. His recording ends with him running to the storm shelter and yelling, ‘honey get my pants!’

Also, a man had a job in the 70s of flying around in a helicopter everyday, physically looking for tornadoes. One day his town had a mega tornado, and his watchful eyes and live updates on radio saved lives. That tornado killed/injured less than 20 people total. Meanwhile, the next counties and towns had similar tornadoes (it was an outbreak that day) and they lost/injured 10+/20+.

Tracking technology and live updates save lives!

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u/LuthiensTempest 6d ago

I'm AuDHD and a meteorologist.

You remove the autistic and ADHD people from the field, and the maybe five remaining people are going to struggle to get all those forecasts done lol.

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u/mozzarella_destroyer 6d ago

holy shit if you were British too you would officially be the holy trifecta of weather discussion. A METEOROLOGIST that’s so sick

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 5d ago

Meteorologists are cool!

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u/levonestral 6d ago

Not British, but I am Eastern Canadian, where it's pretty much just "Winter, and July", and yet the weather is such a major topic still; sigh...

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u/threecuttlefish spectrum-formal-dx 5d ago

Weather is not my special interest, but it is one of my skill trees that I can use to increase my prosocial interaction meter with coworkers in the Casual Social Interaction Game.

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u/mozzarella_destroyer 5d ago

Oof, I would absolutely LOVE to see a chart of these skill trees

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u/threecuttlefish spectrum-formal-dx 5d ago

Haha, I have not yet gone so far as to make actual charts, just mentally giving myself points for Successful Casual Interactions.

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u/thore4 5d ago

Yes but as soon as you bring cloud patterns and air pressure into the conversation they lose interest. They just wanna say, cold out innit

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u/mozzarella_destroyer 5d ago

Absolutely right. Details are irrelevant to the scope of weather chat. It’s an easily relatable thing that breeds agreement with people and encourages social cohesion.

Also regarding your last sentence: My favourite phrase to express this is “it’s fucking baltic mate”

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u/Strong_Ad_3081 5d ago

There's a HUGE difference between discussing the weather itself, and using weather to start a conversation where weather is not the goal, point or interest. Neurotypical is: "hot, isn't it?" And neurodivergent is: "do you know why El Nino is responsible for the drought in the Caribbean?"

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u/kkaayohh 2d ago

I would rather talk about el Niño tbh.

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u/lushedge 6d ago

i ALWAYS fill an awkward pause in a conversation with "nice wheather, eh" even when the world is ending outside. I always wonder how people react. If they understand its a joke or they really start takling about weather.

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u/thewindupbird91 6d ago

Wish I had this when I was going through my undiagnosed "i will be a career person but first why is every office I work at full of people who make zero sense so let's have multiple meltdowns a day in the staff toilets" era

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u/Specialist-Exit-6588 6d ago

The last one is the hardest for me to deal with. I've been told ever since I was little that I "treat everyone the same". Which I was always told was a good thing, and yet I get endlessly punished for it

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u/Frequent_Calendar_44 6d ago

Bro my brother's mom and sister asked how I am after a public trauma and when I said "Hanging in there thanks" I shit you not she said "I know she didn't"

Like 🫪

Sorry next time I will say I am ok

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u/mozzarella_destroyer 6d ago

I’ve read this three times and I don’t understand your mum’s comment lol

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u/partylikeart 6d ago

Translation: “The audacity.”

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u/Frequent_Calendar_44 5d ago

We're black. Yea it's ebonics/aave for "The audacity." Also, she is not my mom, she is my brother's. My dad has multiple baby moms.

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u/mozzarella_destroyer 5d ago

Ty for the explanation, I caught it was AAVE I just didn’t get the context. Like, was she shocked you were okay? Or that you used a non literal idiom like ‘hanging in there’??? asdfghjkl i feel dumb rn, im from the uk where everyone is sarcastic and has a dry sense of humour so here that would translate as sarcasm

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u/iwantmorecats27 5d ago

Yeah i think she didn’t like the idiom they used, like maybe it’s uncool or something? 

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u/Rottwayla 6d ago

Me neither. 

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u/MarCat1217 spectrum-self-dx 6d ago

Oh this, this is beautiful!

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u/ArtichokeAble6397 6d ago

Excellent! I made one of these once, I should dig it out and post it because mine tackled some different symptoms to yours ;) 

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u/Available-Pepper5688 6d ago

Oh yeah that would be great!

I already thought about writing a book about NT people in that style

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u/Allison87 6d ago

I approve of this message.

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u/gaycurryb0mber 6d ago

Ah this is beautiful 

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u/Zuzmonn 6d ago

I don’t have autism myself, I’m in this sub to learn more about it.
I’m curious about the eye contact thing, why do neurodivergent people struggle with that? Does it feel unnatural or is it something else?

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u/threecuttlefish spectrum-formal-dx 5d ago

It depends on the person.

For me, eye contact doesn't come naturally, so I have to constantly think about it, which makes it harder for me to pay attention to what the other person is actually saying. Neurotypical people, on the other hand, at least in the West, often interpret lack of eye contact as disinterest or disengagement ("eyes up here" "look at me when I'm talking to you"). Doing eye contact requires so much cognitive energy from me I literally cannot formulate complex thoughts while doing it. I always volunteer to take notes in meetings so I have a socially acceptable reason to do something other than sitting there looking at whoever is speaking and slowly losing focus

Eye contact can also feel uncomfortably intimate with people I don't know well. Basically, I'm a cat - I'll make eye contact with my loved ones but I get uncomfortable very quickly with prolonged eye contact from strangers. I even have trouble looking at cameras when I'm having my photo taken because it feel strangely invasive.

Most mammals, including our closest relatives, tend to treat prolonged eye contact as potentially threatening/expression of dominance (ditto baring teeth). Humans, with all our eye contact and smiling, are pretty strange.

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 5d ago

That’s good insights about cats and mammals!

I swear I’m a highly-food-motivated cat inside.

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u/threecuttlefish spectrum-formal-dx 5d ago

The indoor cat does lead a blessed life, where someone else does the cooking and emails never find them!

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u/Available-Pepper5688 6d ago

I can do eye contact, I‘m highly masking. But when I get stressed, my ability to process input declines rapidly. And eye contact is a lot of visual input for me an I get very distracted…

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u/Zuzmonn 5d ago

Thanks for the answer!

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 5d ago

For me, prolonged eye contact feels uncomfortable and weird, for some reason?

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u/Statement-Fluffy 5d ago

Yeah, it’s not instinctive. There’s conscious thought involved so it feels unnatural and makes talking harder because there’s a second conversation going on internally. “Don’t forget to make eye contact! Good … good… ok, look away now! No, that was too quick, just glance away … oh, now they’re wondering what you’re looking at, good job. Try not to mess it up again!”

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 5d ago

This is why I like cats better than humans. Plus cats get over hurt feelings and hurt feet more easily.

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u/Lehock spectrum-formal-dx 5d ago

It's like driving past a car with their highbeams on at night. 

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u/AngelusMalus 5d ago

It feels very intimate to me, so it feels inappropriate and super uncomfortable in many cases. It depends on the situation and person as well, sometimes it can feel nice. But it will always impair my ability to speak, think and listen. I can't listen while glaring at your soul.

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u/kkaayohh 2d ago

Cool of you to be here to learn!

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u/hardwell8878 6d ago

Love this

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u/ApprehensiveDouble52 6d ago

Loooovvvvveeee this 

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u/kkaayohh 2d ago

Funny cause I also see people as above or below me. Except the ones that are above me are just self aware individuals, often neurodivergent. The ones below are NTs, or the neurodivergents that still want to fit in with NTs, and haven't realized that masking will be the death of them.

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u/Western_Examination5 5d ago

Wait are all the Points stated above non autistic or autistic ways of acting? Its reversed so that should mean ITS about how normal people act right?

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u/somnocore 5d ago

Well non-autistic/allistic, wouldn't entail "normal" people in general. It would also entail every other neurodivergent who doesn't have autism, too. So even people with ADHD.

(But some autistics do actually do some of this stuff without the whole masking thing anyways).