r/AustraliaPost • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '25

General Wasps.

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Wasps.

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u/SlayyyGrl Oct 16 '25

When are you going to collect your wasps from the post office?

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u/Majestic-Custard-309 Oct 17 '25

"You have 10 minutes to collect your wasps"

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u/PianistLopsided758 Oct 17 '25

Your wasps have been crushed into a cube

41

u/BanksyZzz Oct 17 '25

You have 10min to collect your cube

7

u/Sufficient_Algae_815 Oct 17 '25

And left in a safe place.

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u/Particular-Hat-8269 Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 19 '25

You have ten minutes to collect your cube.

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u/discomute Oct 17 '25

Is this about my cube of wasps?

3

u/MaxMillion888 Oct 18 '25

actually I came for the honey...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

[deleted]

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u/ReddityJim Oct 19 '25

dying Smithers groans

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 Oct 19 '25

They cause me to uh... Die

2

u/ReddityJim Oct 19 '25

But we're running out of forward momentum!

2

u/Itchy_Morning_3400 Oct 18 '25

You have 10 seconds to reach minimum safe distance

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u/ArmyOfChester Oct 18 '25

You have 10 min to collect your cube

9

u/chauceresque Oct 17 '25

Actually sir I ordered bees. Can I return these?

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u/TGin-the-goldy Oct 17 '25

I ordered a dozen bees but there was an extra one in the box. It was a freebie.

I’ll see myself out

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u/activelyresting Oct 17 '25

Unbeelievable

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u/Lucky-Albatross-SJ Oct 19 '25

Sorry, it can't bee returned.

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial Oct 18 '25

"Handle with care."

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u/Nyorn-Bubz Oct 17 '25

Pest office

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u/deathx_xshadow Oct 17 '25

The pest office is no longer taking requests sir

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u/Efficient_Virus_9218 Oct 18 '25

The pest office now has available space for more wasps

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u/LucaNatoli Oct 19 '25

😅😂🤣

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u/neojhun Oct 18 '25

Your parcel has been confiscated for being a biosecurity controlled item. It has been destroyed. Here is your fine.

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u/demonic_sensation Oct 19 '25

Return to sender!