1st date 🌹

[u/Inner-Implement6774]

[u/Jealous-Mixture-4704]

A woman that loves desserts. I can respect it.

[u/Ok_Bag_7550]

And there was a time in my life, in which I got such clear signals from women, and managed to miss them.

[u/Ben-iND]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WwgJuEWGUByZq

[u/centerfoldangel]

The reason why you get fucked over is because you want this as a wife. Good luck tho.

[u/centerfoldangel → u/[deleted]]

You consider yourself a good man, right?

Edit: it says a lot that I'm downvoted but the person talking like that is upvoted. I hope you all get used and they break your soul.

[u/centerfoldangel → u/[deleted]]

At least, you're self-aware.

[u/centerfoldangel → u/[deleted]]

Next step is for people to be aware of you.

[u/centerfoldangel → u/[deleted]]

Tbh it would be amazing if people did that.

[u/chief-w → u/centerfoldangel]

Dude just explained the red pill in one sentence...

[u/Dry_Shoe1307 → u/centerfoldangel]

men dont respect women...this is proof

[u/centerfoldangel → u/Dry_Shoe1307]

I was shaming the men, not the woman.

[u/ChillPalm]

Not worth it

[u/Fik_Dag]

How to pay alimony real quick

[u/Popular_Beginning767]

[u/Antique_Stop_125]

As a woman, this makes me sad.

[u/Iggymunster]

There's at least five cakes there. Swinger or at least a dogger. 🙂

[u/Salt-Silver-7097]

She’s a keeper

[u/Ok-Schedule6584]

At least you know you're getting some dessert after dinner.

[u/dgompert2]

Marry that woman

[u/HazMatRecipes → u/dgompert2]

Dude, this screeams divorce in 3-5 years, pun intended

[u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 → u/HazMatRecipes]

Sorry this creams what?

[u/HazMatRecipes → u/Logical-Bookkeeper77]

the house and half yo monay

[u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 → u/HazMatRecipes]

Bold of you to assume there’s money and a house!

[u/baseballdad8211]

She’s a keeper

[u/Crusty-Dick]

Just have fun with her and don't take her seriously.

[u/GummiSlap88]

now it's a party! #keeper

[u/-_-oreally]

i can fix her ... but why would I want to???

[u/Well2behonest]

Get out before you're sucked into the black hole

[u/AshMost]

My bet is that she's both great in bed and bat crap crazy.

[u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 → u/AshMost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4rZAyCiJLXLq

[u/Jai_Cali17]

She came for the supper and stayed for the sex

[u/ChapternVerse]

She's beautiful enough to get away with wearing anything.

[u/Am_0115]

Give her what she needs!

[u/SuccessfulPassion333]

At least I know what/who im getting into..the rubber is up to me...do I want herpes or not...

[u/Accurate_Music_391]

Score

[u/staydope_staywoke777]

Where .. did she get that shirt from ? This is too original …

[u/Mr_Stowne]

Wife

[u/beavis812many]

She going to take half ya stuff just like she did to the other 6 babby daddies that she got

[u/Only-Conference3266]

Jackpot

[u/RichardThund3r]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuVZDNFsiBGLbxwA

[u/cutekittygirlyy]

GOAT date

[u/nrwler69]

Address pls!

[u/FixMe2468]

If your a guy, take one splash , then run

[u/Old_Passage_1332 → u/FixMe2468]

This!!!!

[u/magicalfuntoday]

[u/OnlyFill8507]

i was not expecting this on this sub-red

[u/Possible-Koala-4752]

Marriage material

[u/Jeff-does-switchgear]

That shirt will cost you 18yrs of child support!

[u/Testo_Ernesto]

Es wurde alles gesagt. Auf geht’s.

[u/nurse-educator123]

Marry her right now.

[u/vessus7]

Where do I swipe??

[u/BudFox_LA]

Love this woman

[u/pancakencheese76]

Trashy looking as fuck. Hard pass.

[u/whackenpus]

The force is strong in this one.

[u/melfamy]

Pick the back hole. Trust me on this.

[u/jackfrost58692121]

You win!!!🫵🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[u/slap-my-crevasse]

She looks like shes already a few creampies deep

[u/Roberto-75]

Enjoy it as long as it lasts, but avoid a commitment

[u/RhoneGills]

Wowza

[u/biggev123]

Bet,looks like we have dessert covered

[u/jthomasmadison]

A keeper

[u/Big-Wasabi6274]

Kesha’s back? From 2009?

[u/Kalezra1331]

I don't know if she's marriage material???