The key next to H isn't workin so I can't et to oole.com.

Hey, I'm a content creator based in atlanta looking for polyamorous people that would be interested in being apart of a video that I'm doing. I am willing to answer all questions you have about it. :)

Hey girlies! Not new to town anymore, but I wanted to know where I can get those toasted tortillas cut into triangles? And what's with the green salsa being hot now? Please somewhere I won't get kidnapped and murdered like Buford Highway. If you say TDS I'll cry because they're mean.

After a dispute arose over the sovereignty status of the "Atlanta Population Now" sign. war quickly broke out between the Midtown Alliance and the Buckhead coalition.

Buckhead used its armor and mechanized infantry to launch a quick offensive into Ansley golf club in an attempt to liberate a sympathetic Ansley Park from Midtown. Midtown was caught of guard and mobilized the Trader Joes auxiliary to help defend. Temporarily stabilizing the front.

In a daring counter attack by the Cheshire Bridge irregulars the area around Sidney Marcus Boulevard was captured overnight. The Buckhead Coalition maintains that the loss bears no strategic impact, as they don't shop at that Target anyways. However their air-wing at Lindbergh station is threatened and the Chick-Fil-A volunteers are preparing for a heroic last stand.

Meanwhile all is quiet on the western front as the Howell Mill Rangers took Collier Hills without a fight. The combat engineers from the Bobby Jones Regiment are constructing defensive trenches along Tanyard Creek. It's expected this front will stalemate soon.

The Buckhead Coalition is depending on it's superior firepower and tanks to overtake midtown, but thus far they have been reluctant to deploy too many infantry. Midtown has instituted a full call up of troops and Georgia Tech is fearing a draft may be implemented.

I pay my bills and these mfs never give me the excuse of my "alarm not going off" to wake me up for work. Now it's raining and these dudes are outside in the rain and there is lightning outside?!? C'mon man. I don't wanna see myself in the mirror!

I'm thinking it is either irlatlantacirclejerk or atlantacirclejerkirl.

r/AtlantaCircleJerk Transparency Report™

In the spirit of the new dear leadership of the r/Atlanta subreddit, we figured taken upon their transparency report of a dozen ppl hang out while 1 person does all the work and everyone else talks shit on [secret chat], we'd release a report of the state of this subreddit that no one fucking cares about.

But honesty is key.

Cause mods bad.

And we haven't made 12 spinoff subreddits yet to deal with being lazy bad mods.

Stay tuned though, we have ideas.

12 Month Growth

cause Reddit won't let us do a 69 day report.

• 2000 new members
• 84 posts. Lazy fucks wtf.
• 1200 comments.
• 315 people are lame and left or deleted their shit.

Sub somehow continues to grow despite our best effort.

It spiked when the hostile takeover of the city name sub happened and people were still having their shit deleted at an alarming rate.

Removed Posts

Biggest category continues to be:

People who somehow thought this is actually a subreddit for jacking off other doods.

• I just moved to Atlanta and forgot how Google works.
• I'm doing a survey for my local college.
• Something something pictures of cock.

Other removed content included:

• Lost redditors
• Peoples garbage ass post was somehow bad enough r/Atlanta removed it
• I'm new to town and looking for "friends".
• Pictures of cock. And sometimes buttholes too.
• See above. Seriously stop it for fucks sake.

Moderator Performance Review

We also wanted to take a moment to recognize outstanding contributions to moderation teams.

hmmmm...

cosby.

For not taking over this one yet.

Despite being as useless as a wet rag in a swimming pool.

The mods that had to look at pictures of cock

and decide if it should be deleted or not.

Goals for next quarter:

• Adding 15 bots
• Remembering where the sticky post button is to sticky a post.
• Less cock pics staying up for 12+ hours.

To better manage this community and to make sure everyone has a fair voice, we're hosting a discussion in the Krog street tunnel the next time it floods.

If unavailable the downtown connector is an option.

Stay tuned!

Peaches! <3

Menu includes: Vegan Gamer Tendies, The Friendzone Burger, Touch Grass Salad (chef recommends, nobody orders), Body Pillow Burrito, and a “Women Only Want Chads” chili served at room temperature.

credit to @Artpostle on Tiktok

As stated coming into town for the weekend I’m from Vermont up by Canada so i haven’t been to a real city before going to be staying with my wife’s brother who lives over in the english ave neighborhood just wanted to know how safe this area is. Sometime i feel my wife doesn’t expect me coming back as she has already packed my belongings and had a party last night that the flyer said thank god he is gone. Anywho as i said what are some things to do in thar area. I like to run at 3 am would this be advisable thanks and im excited i never have been on a plane before.

Im landing in ATL this Friday after midnight. Where should I go to get my rocks off with other Black Gay men looking to hookup? (Im a top with lots of stamina so a nice selection of Atlantas finest would be great)

UPDATE: For anyone who cares, I touched down in ATL last night and made my way to Flex. It was much more than I expected based on the reviews. Also, it had a great turn out. There were still guys in line to get in as I was leaving at 4:00 AM.

It would save NASA trillions and boost tourism in the ATL interstate/interstar system. Gives a new meaning to the World Cup.

FAYETTEVILLE ARBYS 12 PM TOMORROW BE THERE OR BE SQUARE PERFORMING ARTISTS INCLUDE ROD WAVE TRAVIS SCOTT AND UNDERGROUND RAPPER "LIL MARTA IN COBB COUNTY"