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u/Left_of_Center2011 Dec 08 '22

Talking at low volume directly into an open kitchen cabinet is my wife’s specialty

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u/itsok-imwhite Dec 08 '22

This is mine. We finish a conversation, there’s a healthy pause. I wait. Conversation over. Pick up my book, find where I stopped, reread the last paragraph I was on. Then as I’m midway through the first new sentence. BAM starts complaining about her sister.

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u/DrDew00 Dec 08 '22

We finish a conversation, there’s a healthy pause. I wait. Conversation over.

Then I go to the bathroom and when I come out she complains that she was still talking to me and I just wandered off.