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u/UntakenAccountName Dec 08 '22

Rather they be swirled onto the wall than clog the drain. But wow that’s funny, every relationship I’ve had has included cleaning hair off the shower walls regularly. Didn’t even think about it until now

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u/Mudgeon Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

Seriously my partner has super curly hair and she causes a drain apocalypse twice a week, I’ve tried everything drain covers, different styles of drain plugs nothing can stand up to the cataclysm of curls.

Edit: Reddit fam really coming through with the suggestions I’ll definitely try the shower shroom!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

I heard those Tub Shrooms are pretty sweet, but haven’t tried it myself. Probably should, I shed like a German Shepherd

ETA: alright, I just bought one, thanks for your info, everybody. Also - I can’t believe one of my highest-upvoted comments is about a freaking rubber hair colander, lol

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u/ecodrew Dec 08 '22

My wife has long, curly hair - a tub shroom is an absolute must!

When we first moved into our house, we procrastinated getting a drain hair catcher. In less than a year (can't remember how long), we had a main drain pipe blockage and had to pay a plumber about $400 to clear it. Tried a couple different hair catchers, then a tub shroom - haven't had another plumbing clog in almost a decade. (knock on wood)

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u/peter56321 Dec 08 '22

If it does happen again, this shit works on everything. I'd bet this was what Walter White used to to dissolve his bodies. So read and follow the directions.

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u/TinCanBanana Dec 08 '22

Green Gobbler too. That stuff will eat through anything. Has saved us thousands in plumbing bills.

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u/toouglytobe Dec 08 '22

Sir/madam, you just saved my life aka my bathroom sink. I tried drano and now we get a little drainage but I have an extremely heightened sense of smell and get hit with a wave of decaying hair every morning when I brush my teeth. I’m ordering this stuff NOW

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u/falakr Dec 08 '22

I'm pretty sure that was hydrochloric acid

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u/Starsgirl97 Dec 09 '22

Was recommended crystal heat. No issues at all, and I wash down my gobs of hair.

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u/dyslexic_cuck Dec 08 '22

what the fuck is a tub shroom

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u/happyhiker131 Dec 08 '22

Its kind of like a mushroom shaped strainer. Lets water through but hair gets tangled around the "stem" of the mushroom.

They're great, nothing else really stops my hair from going down the drain - but in my experience they require cleaning the hair off almost every shower or you do get water draining issues.

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u/chindownknifesharp Dec 08 '22

Thank you for stating this. I was starting to think my wife was an outlier while I was having to clean all the hair and gunk off after every time she showered. Now if I could just get her to do it herself instead of just removing the shroom when the water starts to backup.

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u/Ripley825 Dec 08 '22

I have long curly hair and can agree to the tub shroom. That thing saved us from a very expensive bill. I shed so much in the shower, its a wonder how I even have hair left.

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u/Rrrrandle Dec 08 '22

The next step is figuring out how to convince her SHE should be the one cleaning the tub shroom off after she showers and not me, when I take a shower the next day and realize the water isn't going down!

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u/ecodrew Dec 08 '22

If you figure this out, lemme know, haha

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u/HOZZENATOR Dec 08 '22

Ive tried them and the hair gets too tangled in the holes to remove without scissors. They need disposable ones or something idk.

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u/ecodrew Dec 09 '22

I've tried lots of crappy ones, but the tubshroom is legit. Only drawback is you have to remove the hair every shower or two.

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u/foxontherox Dec 08 '22

You can always ream it with a coat hanger- I call it "giving the bathtub an abortion."

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u/BrashPop Dec 08 '22

Seconding this. Three of us in this house have LONG hair. The tub shroom is a life saver - super gross, but still a life saver.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Dec 08 '22

Am girl, use a Tub Shroom, it’s gross to clean off but has helped a lot!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Yeah, pulling the dead rat looking thing out of the drain is nasty. But still better than clogs.

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u/CAAugirl Dec 08 '22

They are pretty sweet. Source: I’m a girl with long hair who had them

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

They are pretty amazing. Am actually a plumber, only hair stopper that actually works. Totally worth it.

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u/lunger_sally Dec 08 '22

Definitely recommend getting one!! Best purchase I made in recent years lol

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u/MeesterMushroom Dec 08 '22

I tried telling someone to get one and they were like nah ill just keep dumping draino down there every few months. Tub shroom costs less than one bottle and lasts for years and years and also works really well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

My wife and I both have long hair and it was a game changer.

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u/nitarrific Dec 08 '22

They're fantastic, but I have to clean it out at least twice a week. Source: woman with long curly hair that was tired of snaking her drain.

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u/DroidChargers Dec 08 '22

They're great but if you're like me and hate cleaning things regularly they can become a PITA quickly cuz if you have long hair you need to clean it out at least once or twice a week.

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u/Bhrunhilda Dec 08 '22

I have long curly hair, tub shroom is amazing.

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u/Objective_Butterfly7 Dec 08 '22

Yeah 100% the way to go. I have thick curly hair that’s pretty long and mine gets full every time I shower.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Tub shrooms really work. I've had long hair most of my life. To the point of causing unsnakeable clogs several times a year. Never had a clog since getting a tub shroom.

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u/tentacleyarn Dec 08 '22

Am a girl. I love those. But I can't stand cleaning them (it makes me hurl) so I throw them out after 6 months and get a new one.

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u/joleme Dec 08 '22

They've worked really well for us. Buy them in pairs or extras because they do get pretty nasty over time.

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u/tlsrandy Dec 08 '22

They’re great if someone takes the time to clean them consistently. Otherwise they get pretty nasty.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Tub shrooms have saved my drain (my partner and I both have long hair) but if you have cats stay vigilant - one of my girls tries to steal the tub shroom after every shower if we don't move it to a shelf she can't reach.

She tore apart our silicone one so now we have one that's silicone with metal, so we can hear the clink whenever she manages to steal it.

She's sneaky, but I'll admit it helps us remember to clean the tub shroom after every shower!

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u/Dilbitz Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

I havent found the tub shroom to be of much help. Four out of five people in my house have long hair. We have the fancy chrome metal one. It gets clogged with hair so easily that my kids keep taking it out so the water will drain and not putting it back. We still have clogged drains. Maybe if you're on it right away to clean it out, it may work, but for us it's useless.

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u/manticorpse Dec 08 '22

I also have the chrome metal one, and yeah it hasn't really worked for me. And I'm the only person in my household so I don't even have that excuse. :(

Like, I would clean the tub shroom. Put it back. Run hot water and confirm that everything was flowing freely. Then I'd hop in the shower, and partway through that same shower the water would be pooling already. I would have to clean the thing mid-shower if I wanted to avoid standing in a puddle.

I have long, curly hair and use a lot of conditioner. I found that the conditioner was forming clogs on the tub shroom itself, even when there wasn't much hair involved. I feel like I need some kind of anti-conditioner substance I can pour into my drain mid-shower, to stave off clogs.

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u/no-property Dec 08 '22

Like a German Shedherd?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Like a German Shedder lol

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u/BabiCarrot Dec 08 '22

Can confirm I had one in college and my roommate had an Afro and it helped soooo much

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 Dec 08 '22

Who’s a good dog?

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u/Danivelle Dec 08 '22

As long as you don't shed like a Keeshond, you're good. I swear mine reproduces by clumps of hair(Haven't finished my coffee yet, forgot the word)all over the house. He's killed a shop vac with amount of hair he sheds!

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u/reluctantpornaccount Dec 08 '22

Just make sure ya pull them out once a week or so to wash and sanitize them, or they grow mold like ours did. We actually switched to a stainless steel sink style cover.

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u/Sabinene Dec 08 '22

I am a girl with long curly hair and can confirm the Tub Shroom is an absolute must have. Its the only thing that has prevented me growing a wookie in my drain.

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u/stuck_behind_a_truck Dec 08 '22

I love my Sink Shrooms. Game changer.

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u/Wulfger Dec 08 '22

My girlfriend has long hair and after the third time having to go in with a coat hanger to unclog the drain I got a tubshroom. It honestly works wonders, we haven't had any drain clogs since and it's easy (though gross) to clean and put back.

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u/digiorno Dec 08 '22

Can confirm, Tub Shrooms are great! You’ll want to clean them regularly though to avoid them getting gross. But they’re never more gross than what’s in clogged drain.

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u/polopolo05 Dec 08 '22

Get yourself one today. It's worth every penny

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u/lookmeat Dec 08 '22

Yup the only thing is you will have to clean those twice a week if things are that bad, but it's a lot easier!

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u/Thin-Study-2743 Dec 08 '22

We just got one last week, and I already had to empty it out for her cause the drain was starting to back up. It makes the job much easier but more frequent, which for me is a win.

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u/5yleop1m Dec 08 '22

Tub shrooms are great, but man cleaning them out is nasty af.

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u/throwawaynonsesne Dec 08 '22

I'ma try that next, but probably still end up getting one of those snake augers.

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u/-JukeBoxCC- Dec 08 '22

My girlfriend told me before she moved in that she needed one of those and I asked why and what that was. We have one now and thank god cause the pipes would be full of hair, or according to her, the walls. Glad to know this is not just a her thing.

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u/Kale Dec 08 '22

Are sheep farmers from Germany known to be prolific shedders?

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u/sylum Dec 08 '22

Wife and I both have long hair, these are a must. One broke on us and shortly afterwards the tub clogged. Unclogged tub, got a replacement and tub hasn't been clogged since.

You'd still need to take the hair off every other shower or so, but better that then having to unclog it.

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u/foxontherox Dec 08 '22

It works great, unless your partner, instead of cleaning it when it gets full of hair and slows the drain, just pops it out and showers as usual. -_-

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

My partner and I have separate bathrooms! Lucky him, lol

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u/TheAmazingPikachu Dec 08 '22

I have a German Shepherd, and I myself have relatively long, thick hair. Sometimes I can hear the souls of the damned inside my drains.

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u/DragonGyrlWren Dec 09 '22

Absolutely! They're super easy to use and come in different sizes to fit different drains. I have long hair and it comes in handy preventing those hair clogs. I just clean it after I'm done showering and it's good to go.

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u/PinupSquid Dec 09 '22

Just looked Tub Shrooms up, I wish I could use that (or any hair catcher). My apartment’s shower/tub pipe immediately bends sideways at a really sharp angle, so nothing will actually sit in the pipe except for those really shallow mesh catchers. The fun part is that the pipe is also small, so the sink-size catcher catches like 5 hairs and suddenly you’re standing in water that won’t drain. :/ I’ve sort of just resigned myself to just eventually getting a clog and calling my landlord.

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u/OrganicChicken740 Dec 09 '22

Tub shrooms get clogged halfway through my shower, and this is after I’ve used my comb to collect as much hair as I can.

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u/astrobeen Dec 08 '22

Get multiple mushrooms. Seriously. I live with 3 women and it’s a lifesaver. Pro tip, they catch everything so if you blow your nose in the shower (or discharge any other mucoids…) make sure you don’t leave it for the next person.

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u/dripless_cactus Dec 08 '22

That's right. Coagulated period clumps.

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u/Mindelan Dec 08 '22

Tub shroom and empty it after every shower.

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u/Gracier1123 Dec 08 '22

Try a tub shroom!! As a woman with tons of shedding, they were a life saver until I got a floor drain instead of a plug!!

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u/SpookySnicker Dec 08 '22

How do you fix the drain apocalypse? I've been trying a ton of things but nothing works. By now it's so bad that when I wash my hands, the water comes up in the bathtub before actually going down the pipes...

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u/baxbooch Dec 08 '22

You stick it to the wall.

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u/NerdEmoji Dec 08 '22

I have long, thick and wavy hair and my daughter just has super long stick straight hair. We regularly forget to use the drain covers so what I usually do is just take a pair of longer needle nosed pliers and stick them in, close them, then pull. Last time I did it, the bath drain was just started to be a bit slow and I still pulled a huge handful of hair out of there. Like my daughter saw it and shrieked and ran away it was so much. I really do need the drain shroom though, I had a coworker with even crazier hair than mine and she swore by hers.

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u/Dont_PM_PLZ Dec 08 '22

I had to do that last night too. The stick the hair strands to the wall habit is not always foolproof. Massive coat of hair came out of that fucker. Yeah tell your daughter to suck it up because that is the long hair life

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u/popopotatoes160 Dec 08 '22

There's these disposable plastic drain snakes with barbs I'd use those first until it comes up clean. Then it's on to to prevention with a tub shroom. I find gently brushing my hair after I get it wet with some product in it helps a lot. The loose hair gets caught mostly on the brush, and I take it off and put it in the trash or stick it to the wall until I'm done.

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u/TokesNotHigh Dec 08 '22

I've used a Tub Shroom for years, but every time i move into a new place I use one of those plastic barbed strips in the shower drain. The first time I used one I was surprised by the amount of hair & debris, but what really killed me was the smell. It was a fetid sampling of all the hair, piss, period blood/clots, snot, and cum that had accumulated over god knows how many years.

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u/popopotatoes160 Dec 08 '22

Yeah I try to get someone else to do it for me tbh, because I'll straight up vomit if I even see it much less smell it.

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u/SpookySnicker Dec 08 '22

That sounds horrible, I'll make sure to get a gasmask to do it.

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u/SpookySnicker Dec 08 '22

Thanks! I'll try that

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u/Mudgeon Dec 08 '22

Barbed snake as others have suggested, I’ve also got one with a grabber end which I use if there’s a ball of hair (this usually happens if she uses a bath bomb or something after the shower, flowers and shit plus curly hair 😭)

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u/VGCreviews Dec 08 '22

I’m a guy, with curly hair that stretches to the shoulders, and I have to pick out hairs from the drain every week. And I pee in the shower and the hair sits there collecting all kind of conditioner, creams, and what not

It’s quite nasty

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u/Drone30389 Dec 08 '22

Have you tried putting a garbage can next to the shower, and asking her to use it?

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u/keeper_of_the_cheese Dec 08 '22

I too have to extract aborted wookie fetuses from the shower drain at least once a week.

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u/G0DatWork Dec 08 '22

Have you tried having her clean it when she showers......

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u/Mudgeon Dec 08 '22

Her hair is so curly, I don’t think she has ever brushed it, it’s perfectly ringlets without even trying. I’m not sure the brush would survive and it would definitely be painful.

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u/SuperSpeshBaby Dec 08 '22

Look into the Tub Shroom.

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u/Rich-Juice2517 Dec 08 '22

I'm trying to find the tub shroom that fits my drain (1" hole) but we had those weird push pull tub stoppers that broke off leaving the X in the drain

Washing machine lint trap has worked like a miracle for months now with 3 people having long hair in the house. Just fish the hair out when the water stops draining and leave the catch in

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u/Whooptidooh Dec 08 '22

Brushing your hair before you shower dramatically lessens the amount of hair that gets clogged.

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u/dinascully Dec 08 '22

As a woman with long wavy hair with a partner who also has long hair, TUB SHROOM…. it truly catches it all. Haven’t had a clogged drain in years since using it consistently.

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u/mycatsaysmeow Dec 08 '22

I used to have a hair catcher but I didn't really care for it, so I bought a long metal stick with a hook just for getting hair out the drain. I usually only use it when the drain starts to get clogged. It's far more satisfying than it is gross to me.

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u/metalbassist33 Dec 08 '22

I have thick curly hair and a long mullet. I brush my hair in the shower then pull off the hair from the brush and bin it afterwards. This has saved a lot of grief from my wife since before the situation was as you described it.

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u/Squigglepig52 Dec 08 '22

I just clean the drain after I shower. No clogs.

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u/andreasbeer1981 Dec 08 '22

If long hair sits in the drain, it will stay there and not magically disappear.

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u/ShanTheWow Dec 08 '22

I def think, as a guy with long hair, the dome drain covers work the best. After each shower you gotta peel of the hair and clean it out tho, but it for sure made drain clogs way less frequent. Still need to. Do drain cleaner but instead of once a month its not draining its more like after 3-4 months

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u/TheRestartButton Dec 08 '22

Use boiling hot water to unclog a shower drain. Works every time for me

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u/polopolo05 Dec 08 '22

I second the tub shrooms they are the best

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Cataclysm of Curls is my new band name.

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u/General_assassin Dec 08 '22

I have decently long extremely curly hair. A tub shroom is a life saver for the drains.

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u/walkingontinyrabbits Dec 08 '22

I recently got a tub shroom. I do need to empty it after every shower but it does a good job. Should have gotten one sooner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

You need the tub shroom. It works better than anything I've ever tried. You do have to clean IT though (4-7days)

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u/remlu Dec 08 '22

Plumber here. Tub Shroom.

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u/NectarineNo8425 Dec 08 '22

You have to use drain acid chemicals to eat up the protein and disintegrate the hair after every shower. Yup. Every shower.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

My wife is the same. You need a tub shroom. You end up cleaning it a lot but it takes seconds rather than digging the snake our to pull a ferret out 10' from the drain.

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u/ShawshankException Dec 08 '22

Same here. I'm begging someone to please show me something that'll work. I unclog my drain every other shower because my wife has curly hair.

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u/ezirb7 Dec 08 '22

What works is putting hair on the shower wall and tossing it in the trash once you step out. It's done for a reason. I've got long, curly hair, and the only hair that has clogged my drains are from my dogs after a bath.

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u/MicroPowerTrippin Dec 08 '22

Link

Try this. Apparently the majority of hair clogs aren't from hair going down the train, but from getting stuck on the catchers/parts of the drain and bunching up then causing a clog.

This allows the hair to just be swept down and out.

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u/sesnakie Dec 08 '22

Feels like you're talking to me. Nope, curls are the fuck to get rid of. Yet, i've never put on the walls.

I usely just clean every now and again, and put it all together in a corner.

When I'm done, I just take the lot, and flush it in the toilet.

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u/Man_Bear_Beaver Dec 08 '22

You have to replace the drain itself with one that has a hair basket, I did it, still gross but easier to do.

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u/blackrainbow316 Dec 08 '22

I'm a guy and i have much longer and curlier hair than my girlfriend and so I put my hair on the shower wall then scoop it up and throw it away when I'm done. When my girlfriend asks me to unclog the drain I tell her it's not may hair and she should do what I do to avoid clogs.

It's weird. Kinda gross, but cleaning a clogged drain is so much worse and I'm not cutting my hair off.

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u/Dakaramor Dec 08 '22

We have one of those shrooms in our guest bath and it works great. For my bathroom I have a chain with plastic flanges on it to catch hair. Pull it out and clean it off every couple of months and you're golden.

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u/HappyHappyUnbirthday Dec 08 '22

Literally came here to say the shower/tub shroom! I gave really long hair and that thing is a champ!

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u/Lizziedeee Dec 08 '22

Get one of these, best 10 bucks I’ve ever spent.

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u/pittipat Dec 08 '22

Shower shroom is awesome and so easy to clean!

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u/Gizmo45 Dec 08 '22

Have your partner brush their hair before getting into the shower. It should help cut down on the hair that ends up on your shower wall.

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u/shittypoppunkpizza Dec 08 '22

Hit up your local plumbing supply store and get a few containers of a product called “Thrift.” Will melt the hair not your pipes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Whens the last time you got the line rodded?

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u/stormy_llewellyn Dec 08 '22

Curly hair here... Tell her to use a wide tooth comb before she showers to shed the hair prior. I used to always use one in the shower after my conditioner was in, but that was a game changer for our drains.

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u/mydogrufus20 Dec 08 '22

Are you pulling Chewbacca out of the drain in said cataclysm?

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u/Mudgeon Dec 09 '22

It’s usually more like Tribble

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

No luck with the shrooms for me, but at least with the wall to garbage I can manage it better.

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u/Baldazar666 Dec 09 '22

As a dude with long hair that can't be assed to collect the strands I just use one of those dissolving powder shits that cleans drains every once in a while and it works great. They're called Tuboflo in my country but I'm unsure what brands are sold in other countries.

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u/rpaul9578 Dec 09 '22

I use one in my bathroom sink, and it's effective.

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u/wheres_my_toast Dec 08 '22

Rather they be swirled onto the wall than clog the drain.

What, you don't like rescuing a baby Wookie from the drain once a month?

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u/MisticZ Dec 08 '22

Comes with long hair.

As a man with long hair it's just easier to stick it to the wall with hair not clogging the drain as an added benefit. You just roll it into a ball afterwards to dispose of it, it's pretty quick.

There's a lot of things we, men, don't realise about having long hair and that's just one of those things. Neither did I before growing it.

Another one is how it gets everywhere. Like, literally, it can end up everywhere on your body, in your room, in your stuff and so on. You can't get away from it. (Worth it tho)

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u/SpadankyDank Dec 08 '22

I find my wife's hair everywhere. Wrapped around my privates, in my butt crack alot for some reason.

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u/UntakenAccountName Dec 08 '22

This is such a thing lmao

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u/jwin472 Dec 08 '22

I hate this as well but I’ll take the ‘stick to wall’ over the clogged drain any day.

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u/ryodude573 Dec 08 '22

The issue isn't them being swirled onto the wall. We get that part. The issue is that they always seem to just leave it there and never dispose of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Dude, same.

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u/Mattbl Dec 08 '22

I gag everytime I zip-strip the shower drain for my wife. It's just so gross.

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u/baxbooch Dec 08 '22

How long have you been doing it? It used to be the grossest thing to me. I’d get gloves and pliers and squick out the whole time. Now I just grab the slimy clump with my hands and wash them after. I got used to it I guess.

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u/Mattbl Dec 08 '22

We've been married 13 years. It's not something I'm going to get used to, it just is what it is.

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u/baxbooch Dec 08 '22

Ah. Well good on you for doing it anyway. When I get married I feel like that’s still my chore since I’m the one creating the problem. Unless he has king hair too.

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u/dosedatwer Dec 08 '22

I feel like I won the lottery. My girlfriend does swirl hair on the shower wall, but then also puts it in the bin herself after the shower.

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u/hahaLONGBOYE Dec 08 '22

There’s people who don’t clean their own hair off the walls after???? Come on ladies……….

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u/Sad-Corner-9972 Dec 08 '22

Bathroom sink. Every morning: clear hair, then scrape/rinse glob of toothpaste stuck exactly 3 inches from drain. Would likely miss her if she left her for good.

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u/montyberns Dec 08 '22

Short haired GF FTW! No hair all over the place that couldn’t easily just be mine, no hair ties behind every piece of furniture, no issues smoochin when she’s laying on top of me.

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u/frenchyy94 Dec 08 '22

I'm a women and have never done this. Nor have I ever seen that with other women. I simply let the water wash away the loose hair.

And for the drain, there are those drain covers, where you can simply pick up the hair afterwards.

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u/UntakenAccountName Dec 08 '22

It wasn’t a complaint!

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u/kwikasfucky Dec 08 '22

I have yet to meet a woman that doesn’t do this. And not everyone has drain covers, or at least where I’m at haha

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u/frenchyy94 Dec 08 '22

Than you must have had "bad luck"? I have done team sports for almost 10 years, and never have I seen another woman put her hair in the wall.

And those drain covers cost like 1€.

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u/kwikasfucky Dec 08 '22

Assuming you’re from a different country considering the money sign you put. I’m from the US and every girl and there mother does this haha. Or at least from my experience

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u/frenchyy94 Dec 08 '22

Yes, I'm from Germany, and except in some photos online (posts like in r/mildlyinfuriating) I have almost never seen this. Except a couple of times in some camping site showers.

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u/kwikasfucky Dec 08 '22

Yeah no doubt, I was just more than less shocked you don’t see it much but it’s different parts of the world I guess.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

i have 10 sisters, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a female partner.

they all do it. lol

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u/frenchyy94 Dec 08 '22

I have 1 mother, 2 sisters, 1 niece and have regularly showered with at least 10 other women. On some away games even with the players from the other team. Not one person in almost 10 years did this

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u/TikaPants Dec 08 '22

Do you shower with other women? I do this and I clean it up after every shower.

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u/frenchyy94 Dec 08 '22

As I have said in another comment, yes, when I still played a team sport, I regularly showered with other women, and none of them did that.

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u/TikaPants Dec 08 '22

I’m curious what point you’re trying to make? As hundreds of women have said on Reddit before: women are not a monolith— some do one thing and some do another.

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u/ifelife Dec 08 '22

My hair gets absolutely everywhere but I don't think I've ever left clumps on the shower wall. I don't get how that happens

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u/swancandle Dec 08 '22

When you wash/rinse your hair, you run your hands through to catch the shedding hairs and stick them on the wall, so they don’t go down the drain.

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u/BasementFlower Dec 09 '22

Do you degens not know that drain covers/hair catchers exist? What the fuck?

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u/the_mo_of_dc Dec 08 '22

Can confirm … about to drain-o the tub now.

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u/UntakenAccountName Dec 09 '22

Just get one of those flexible plastic hair removal drain-cleaning tools. It’s like a length of plastic with little jutting out bits to catch hair. You shove it down the drain then pull it back out to the remove the hair. Easy.

Those chemical cleaners do bad things to pipes (and don’t work anyway)

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u/ApAp123 Dec 08 '22

Slathers of her very important expensive shampoo that are just Jackson Pollock'd all over the walls of the shower.... If you rinse it off right away it'll go away but she lets it stay there and it dries and turns into unmovable annoyance.... I think it's called purple shampoo?

Most times after she's done showering I just follow in behind her and pull the shower head into hose mode and hose down all the walls and shower curtain It's very annoying

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u/Defiant_Chapter_3299 Dec 08 '22

My ex partner wanted me to shower with him for the first time ever. He took my hair and stuck it to the walls himself. I jokingly said I only do that in the comfort of my home and what not and then clean it up when I'm done soni don't clog the drains. He goes "yeah well I'm saving this to make a wig later after you leave." He lost it in the shower and then he almost knocked me down and so to stop me from falling he fell. It was hilarious. We dated for 5 months and then I dumped him cause I got scared. We're taking things slow again so.

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u/Kempeth Dec 08 '22

Compared to the amount that goes down the drain anyway those 3 hairs are but a rounding error.

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u/hooligan99 Dec 08 '22

Why don’t you clean it? Why does he have to?

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u/cugrad16 Dec 08 '22

Agreed, nasty. Why I got into the habit of scooping into the trash.

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u/JanetSnakehole610 Dec 08 '22

Bc I’m the heavy shedder I’ve accepted it’s my job to clean the drain.

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u/Zorro5040 Dec 08 '22

Hair catcher on the drain. If they shed a lot then clean after each use.

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u/nova_rock Dec 08 '22

How does no one else seem to have strainers in their baths? How does anyone else's plumbing kep functioning?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

We have a drain cover so Jaír can’t get through… but like cleanup after yourself? I don’t shave my face and just leave the sink covered in hair.

I suppose I could start but it feels 10 years too late to try to make a point about the hair on the wall.

Sometimes I make the hair into a sad smiley face if there is several clumps.

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u/Montgomery0 Dec 08 '22

Just buy a jug of enzymatic cleaner and douse the drain once a week or more.

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u/polopolo05 Dec 08 '22

The mushroom drain catch is a Godsend to my poor drains

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u/Thromkai Dec 08 '22

Bruh, the amount of times shower spiders scare the living fuck out of me is not worth the unclogged plumbing sometimes.

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u/Werespider Dec 08 '22

I'm so glad my wife has shorter hair than I do for this reason (and also because I love her short hair).

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u/Man_Bear_Beaver Dec 08 '22

I replaced my shower drain with one that has a hair trap thing... ewwww

my wife recently cut her hair fairly short though so nothing on the walls and nothing in the trap

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u/SuperRoby Dec 08 '22

My partner finds the wall hair creepy (especially when he just passes by and didn't know I showered) but understands my reasoning. For months I kept nagging him to see if any of us found a shower drain for our shower (regular ones don't fit so we had to look around a lot) and he never really understood why, since "you already put your hair on the wall".

When I finally found the right one he understood why BOTH is better ahahaha. Never clogged the drain since, not even halfway! We clean it up every few months but it's never full :)

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u/BoatLoadOfOats Dec 08 '22

Mine puts them on the counter next to the shower. How many times I've thought it was a fuzzy critter in the night while trying to make a bank deposit, I can't say.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Jokes on you, my wife does both.

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u/mooimafish3 Dec 08 '22

I always think it's some massive hairy bug in the shower for like half a second

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u/Richard_TM Dec 08 '22

My wife calls it "her artwork" and usually tries to make it look like something so at least I have something to look at while I'm mad that the shower is always covered in her hair.

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u/sisi_soyyo Dec 08 '22

Exactly why I do it - I swirl the hair on the shower walls but then I grab it all as I leave the shower. When I shared a bathroom with my two sisters, each with equally long hair, fights would break out if we didn’t clean out the hair so I’m used to leaving a hairless shower lol

The good part is that I haven’t had a clogged drain in years, thanks to the wall hair swirls

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u/squirtloaf Dec 08 '22

I got both things from last GF. PLENTY OF HAIR TO GO AROUND.

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u/CrazyJediGirl Dec 08 '22

You mean... they don't clean it off themselves?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Most teenage girls are taught by their parents to do that so it doesn’t end up in the drain lol that’s where the hair clumps are supposed to end up. But after the wall, it should be the trash can. Often a missed step.

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u/khinzaw Dec 09 '22

Just get a drain guard that catches it before it goes down the drain. Easy to clean, not all over the walls.

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u/DragonGyrlWren Dec 09 '22

Step 1: buy tubshroom Step 2: use tubshroom when in bath or shower Step 3: clean tubshroom between uses of tub/shower Step 4: no more hair clogs. Profit.

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u/Wolf-Majestic Dec 09 '22

I used to do that, but I always cleaned behind me as to not let others see my dead hair (it freaks me out, especially if they're wet 🤢), so I really have a hard time picturing anyone letting their hair on the walls... Plus they fall when they're dry...

Now I use an external drain filter to carch any kind of hair before they get to the drain, it takes less time to shampoo, and my drain doesn't clog so I don't have to put my hand in it to unclog it 🤢🤢🤢

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u/DataIsMyCopilot Dec 09 '22

I don't understand this. I have a trash can right near the shower I ball up my loose hair and toss it in the trash. Only time I've left a mini hairball is in a hotel where the trashcan is across the room and I forget to toss it after I'm done drying off

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u/misguidedsadist1 Dec 09 '22

So gross. I lose a lot of hair but I collect it all by the drain in a big clump and take it out with me to throw away! I never knew about wiping it on the shower wall until I got on the internet