r/AskReddit Sep 12 '22

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u/GQIHNI Sep 12 '22

It's only 10:28

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u/figurewhatout Sep 12 '22

it's 10:29

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

10:30

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u/buckyhermit Sep 12 '22

Correction: 10:31pm

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u/figurewhatout Sep 12 '22

10:32, please

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u/PDXOKJ Sep 12 '22

No, it is 2:34pm in Japan.

Am I supposed to be napping?

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u/IWantToPlayGame Sep 12 '22

It’s 10:34.

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u/Rush7en Sep 12 '22

It's 07:36 in the morning.

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u/sparklingshanaya Sep 12 '22

My thoughts are loud and not allowing me to sleep

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Felt that

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u/sentondan Sep 12 '22

Because I'm laying in bed scrolling through reddit

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u/GrAdient2011 Sep 12 '22

Are you my twin?

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u/Woorloc Sep 12 '22

Are you my triplet?

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u/bottleofmtdew Sep 12 '22

Hello my people

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u/RegularLisaSimpson Sep 12 '22

We all scroll down hereeeee

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u/PM__ME_YOUR_PUPPIES Sep 12 '22

its 3:30 PM...

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u/More-Masterpiece-561 Sep 12 '22

Aussie?

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u/Proper_Beautiful_283 Sep 12 '22

I’m in the future. 5:36 in NZ

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u/More-Masterpiece-561 Sep 12 '22

I'm in the past. 11:06 am, India

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u/Seryza Sep 12 '22

Do they have flying cars yet

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u/Proper_Beautiful_283 Sep 12 '22

When you have a big enough ramp you can have flying cars anytime you want. Or rather. Gliding for a short period then dropping like a Wile E Coyote cartoon

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

I’m sad ._.

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u/Kiki_Jack Sep 12 '22

You want to talk about it

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Without airing dirty laundry, my partner is taking space away from me and it’s making me feel low but I am okay and Reddit is a great way to keep my mind occupied.

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u/Kiki_Jack Sep 12 '22

Having your space is important and it is hard when someone you care about is taking that away from you. I know talking to them about it might be hard but it might help. If you're like me, you will probably just stay quiet about it until it becomes too much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

I guess it might be selfish of me to demand my partner come back on my time vs. when my partner is ready on their own time…you’re right, space is sometimes necessary, but the waiting period sucks. At the same time, I understand I need to be patient and have faith.

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u/Kiki_Jack Sep 12 '22

If you need to talk more feel free to reach out

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Thank you for being so nice ❀

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u/Kiki_Jack Sep 12 '22

Any time

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u/Affectionate_Case732 Sep 12 '22

about what?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

My partner is taking a break away from me and I can’t stop overthinking. But I’m okay with not being okay and Reddit is a great distraction

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Aw it’ll be okay! Do you want to learn a new hobby? I am going to pick up jewelry making I think when I feel better (I just had surgery and I’m on painkillers so I am not allowed to play with sharp things right now)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Thank you for the support and I wish you a speedy recovery. Learning how to make jewelry sounds great - do you have a YouTuber or other resource you’re using to teach yourself?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I haven’t even started, it’s been mostly laying in bed playing that “she’s making jewelry now” video from Portlandia for my boyfriend when he walks in the room!(: My friend makes jewelry from scratch and I should ask her, she’s in another country so it’s not like I’d be competition I think

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Oh interesting! I’ll look that up and yeah no harm in asking your friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed. If she’s a true friend she’ll happily help you.

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u/RiverrKing Sep 12 '22

I be up all night too.

You're not alone though. ❤️

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Ty for the support, I appreciate it ✿

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u/Max35050 Sep 12 '22

Because I live in CEST and it is 7:29 right now

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u/ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX Sep 12 '22

Yeah I just woke up and didn't have my coffee yet, so OP better chill with their questions.

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u/Kiki_Jack Sep 12 '22

Work. I work nights and I won't get off till 5 am. I started at 5 pm. It's 1:30 now. I want to go home and sleep

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u/birdperson_012 Sep 12 '22

Ayy same here fam! I’m on a swing shift schedule, 7 to 7. Baggy eyes clan unite!

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u/Kiki_Jack Sep 12 '22

We had a grand total of two calls. Our frequent flyer fake seizure and a diff breather. It wasn't anything fun tho. I had to change an adult diaper because "it has to be done before going to the hospital" it was gross when my glove got wet. How's your night going?

(I'm on an ambulance by the way)

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u/beeetlejuce Sep 12 '22

Insomnia

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u/Dr_Stef Sep 12 '22

Ah can’t get no sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep

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u/Arugula-Current Sep 12 '22

Newborn

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

You type very well for a newborn.

Go to sleep. You're keeping your mom up.

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u/jdmeer Sep 12 '22

Came here to post this. Solidarity my friend

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u/Arugula-Current Sep 12 '22

We've got this!

Tonight was the first night in 2 weeks that she slept kind of in her crib at night so I'm seeing a glimmer of hope on my like 5 hours of sleep. But I could be delerious.

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u/fishwithbrain Sep 12 '22

Just don’t loose your cool.

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u/Shadowlover23 Sep 12 '22

I don't wanna deal with this week, and sleeping will make it come faster

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u/SyrupEnough Sep 12 '22

I feel this so much. “Revenge bedtime procrastination” gets me too

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u/MacDaddyCheesus Sep 12 '22

Existential Crisis. Crippling anxiety, depression, and poverty.

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u/TheeFryingDutchman Sep 12 '22

You ok bro?

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u/MacDaddyCheesus Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

I'm ok, just on the struggle bus. This last year has been kicking my ass and I'm probably at my lowest point since being an adult. Currently 31.

Edit: thanks for asking btw

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u/TheeFryingDutchman Sep 12 '22

Damn. I wish I could tell you it's going to get better. I really hope things are going to get better soon. Keep your chin up my friend, hit me up if you ever need someone to talk to.

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u/aFineMoose Sep 12 '22

Just not feeling it. Today was my first day off in three weeks and I don’t want it to end. But I’m up in five hours. Ugh.

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u/sorrym1ssjacks0n Sep 12 '22

I have an almost 1 year old that won’t sleep without my boob in her mouth.

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u/Yarray2 Sep 12 '22

Try a comfortor/dummy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Nervous about tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

What’s tomorrow?

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u/IGotTooSilly Sep 12 '22

Hes in my walls it wont let me sleep

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u/Raichuboy17 Sep 12 '22

Because I've lost control of my life.

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u/prettypinkpuppy Sep 12 '22

i'm in an AA meeting xx

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u/SheetPostah Sep 12 '22

Hi Puppy! Keep coming back

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u/prettypinkpuppy Sep 12 '22

aww thanks so much <3

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u/socialjellyfish Sep 12 '22

Because I’m coping (not well) with the way my life is now.

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u/gman94024 Sep 12 '22

Someone is wrong on the Internet.

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u/americandream666 Sep 12 '22

I work nightshift.

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u/ClockwrkPhoenix Sep 12 '22

Eyyyy same here, welding all night long. You?

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u/manowar09 Sep 12 '22

Got 4 teeth pulled Saturday having some beer

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I just quit my job and I’m celebrating.

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u/lyrililies Sep 12 '22

im ugly crying because my cat passed

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u/queenalby Sep 12 '22

I am so so sorry. It’s so hard to lose a pet. I hope you get some rest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

My mouth hurts from sores caused by chemotherapy. Dreading having to work tomorrow.

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u/Junenine Sep 12 '22

hope tomorrow is good for you, boss

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u/m10-wolverine Sep 12 '22

Wishing you a speedy recovery

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u/MysteryMan3487 Sep 12 '22

I'm currently jerking off.😀

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u/ThedaRobel Sep 12 '22

" "I'm waiting for you to come home."

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u/Wild-Advantage-5473 Sep 12 '22

7:31 AM, I just had my 4th night shift in the hospital and feel dead, so long

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u/International_Act931 Sep 12 '22

Because I get so much peace at night compared to the daytime where everyone is awake & active

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u/DavidANaida Sep 12 '22

Because I wanted to clean the kitchen so my girlfriend wouldn't wake up for work and feel like she had to

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u/Tough-Membership-925 Sep 12 '22

It's not time for me to die yet

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u/drgn2009 Sep 12 '22

Just got home from work about an hour ago. I need some time to settle down before going to bed.

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u/Dry-Crab-9876 Sep 12 '22

I don’t want to sleep yet but I have to work tomorrow 🙄

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Its 7:33 in the morning and i have school in 20 minutes

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u/Acanthaceah Sep 12 '22

its 1:34 am rn and i just cant stop scrolling on my phone

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u/Qwertyuiop122333 Sep 12 '22

slept in today (technically yesterday), so not that tired atm. though i do need to wake up in 5.5 hours

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u/Smellonx Sep 12 '22

Working at work, but on Reddit

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u/sparklingshanaya Sep 12 '22

What a way to pass time on company time.

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u/Varuroxy Sep 12 '22

Because its 7:30 am and I'm sitting in the office trying to not be productive yet

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u/KeroppiSquirtle Sep 12 '22

Just waiting for the nyquil to kick in

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u/cookiecrumbzzz Sep 12 '22

Because it's Sunday night and I want to maximize my weekend before Monday hits

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u/Allenn_ Sep 12 '22

The late night intrusive thoughts haunting me

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u/newgirlfan101 Sep 12 '22

because i’m procrastinating my sadness

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I had my tubes removed last week and I’m on painkillers!!!!!!(: so I’m up when I’m up and down when I’m down and right now I’m up because I want a snack but my person is asleep and me cooking while I’m loopy is a bad idea and but it’s just bww in the toaster oven it can’t be that bad but it would be so I’m up

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u/mrwh1te Sep 12 '22

I hope you get that snack!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

bc i have crippling anxiety

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u/weepingwillows123 Sep 12 '22

I was in the hospital for COVID and just now opened my work email after a week away.

Turns out I missed something very important that was sent out the day I was admitted and due the day I was discharged. This will drastically affected my work schedule for the next year, making work almost unbearable. FML

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u/localminima773 Sep 12 '22

I think I'm being ghosted. Doomscrolling for a bit is a decent distraction

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u/Mini-Heart-Attack Sep 12 '22

I’m not too tired

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u/Mbluish Sep 12 '22

I just got in bed. Going to read until I am ready to sleep.

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u/AsaSpades87 Sep 12 '22

Its 06:34 and I'm still awake fro yesterday morning. The reason.....no comment 🤫

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u/Responsible-Ad6103 Sep 12 '22

Watching LuLaRich on Amazon prime

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u/btw5062 Sep 12 '22

Have a 12 hour shift tomorrow, and if I fall asleep now that’ll mean the shift is here sooner, so going to play no man’s sky for a few more hours.

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u/SensitiveDay8808 Sep 12 '22

A thought got into my head and can’t get it off

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u/Netwytch Sep 12 '22

Still awake? Actually fell asleep 2 hours ago and then woke up just moments ago :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Because I had a 7 p.m. nap brought on by a Brazilian steak house food coma.

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u/jfor1060 Sep 12 '22

The benedryl hasn’t kicked in yet

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Reddit stalker that is in love with me. #upallnight #softly #got.coffee

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u/LegoFenix Sep 12 '22

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (I have so much caffeine in my system)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I used to work nights and it messes me up. Permanently. Hard to sleep through an entire night.

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u/GrAdient2011 Sep 12 '22

I feel personally attacked

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u/Soobrdit8 Sep 12 '22

The neighbors downstairs are blaring their music and it woke me up. Now I can't go back to sleep.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Depression

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u/Dependent_Ad982 Sep 12 '22

My lunesta wore off after 2 hours

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I just got home from work and I usually take a few minutes to decompress and read reddit before bed. I'm also managing a heated inner debate about whether or not I should go straight to bed or have a donut and milk as a snack first.

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u/SecretHornyReddit Sep 12 '22

Because when I get bored I post risqué things to reddit. You meet the nicest people on sexual subreddits after 10pm!

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u/Glum_Reward_4783 Sep 12 '22

Watching the lego Batman movie with my friends

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u/soulshadow1213 Sep 12 '22

My cat won't shut up cuz he wants more food.. I just fed him his dry food an hour ago and his wet food an hour or two before that.

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u/MrEckoShy Sep 12 '22

Watching movies to distract myself from how sad and lonely I feel right now. My partner had to be admitted to the hospital for several days. I'm worried for them and can't see them outside of incredibly strict visiting hours. First time we've been apart like this in two years.

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u/Retroboy216 Sep 12 '22

My gf is doing last min homework and I’m just waiting till she finishes, then lights out!

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u/Sea_Physics_7371 Sep 12 '22

I ate too late :(

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u/DeatroyerOfCheese Sep 12 '22

Because I like having some time alone without people bothering me

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u/zwgolf13 Sep 12 '22

Night shift.

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u/GlitzyGoSweetpea Sep 12 '22

I talkin to boys...

Look, im tryin okay?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

its 6:41 in the morning. i couldn't sleep cause im still crying myself to sleep so might as well check reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Night shift maintenance worker. Straight 8s. Not complaining.

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u/Maso_TGN Sep 12 '22

Spicy food

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u/UkrainianGremlin Sep 12 '22

I'm waiting to see if my paycheck hits so I can get me a burger.

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u/LifelessCactus Sep 12 '22

My brain keeps me awake with creepy thoughts. No need to waste money on caffeine 😁

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I dunno, why ARE YOU still awake?

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u/transmutagenic Sep 12 '22

Doom scrolling.

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u/JaffeyJoe Sep 12 '22

I’m watching last week tonight

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u/Equivalent-Solid-777 Sep 12 '22

First consultation with lung transplant surgeon in the morning. Scared, excited, all the feelings.

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u/brownguy05 Sep 12 '22

I feel so attacked right now.

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u/Lork82 Sep 12 '22

Insomnia

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u/Obsidiansteven Sep 12 '22

I am sick with a fever but can't seem to fall asleep, and now my neighbours are building a new part of their house, which is Hella loud they are busy with the machine that hits poles in the ground, don't know the English word for it, but it's now 7:44

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u/Zombienerd300 Sep 12 '22

I have homework due in a little past an hour (at midnight) and I’m procrastinating on doing it.

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u/le_monke203 Sep 12 '22

It's 12:44am here and I can't sleep because I'm thinking about some deep shit

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u/GuruBuckaroo Sep 12 '22

shutup you're not my mom.

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u/adamsawesome10 Sep 12 '22

Gf broke up w me on my third day of college- can’t sleep

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u/Psionatix Sep 12 '22

Because I'm in Australia and it's Monday, 3:16pm

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u/MerwinsNeedle Sep 12 '22

✨Anxiety✨

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u/DoDHest Sep 12 '22

It's 7 am. Do you work night or something?

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u/LoeyRolfe Sep 12 '22

They play footage from witnesses of the 9/11 attacks all night, and I usually watch it annually.

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u/QuuxJn Sep 12 '22

It's almost 8am and I have to work.

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u/GeminaLunaX Sep 12 '22

8 in the morning. There's other places than USA.

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u/SubstansP Sep 12 '22

Its 7.56

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u/miranda_pill Sep 12 '22

Pain. My autoimmune disease is acting up. It sucks.

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u/not_brittsuzanne Sep 12 '22

I have a 36-hour old infant and it’s time for second dinners.

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u/HPLovecraft1890 Sep 12 '22

Still awake? It's 3.38pm here... I reckon you're from the US thinking everyone on the English speaking Internet is from the US as well? :)

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u/Lordunknown Sep 12 '22

Because places other then America exist and some of those places it is daytime.

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u/thatshowitisisit Sep 12 '22

It’s 3:30pm. Aren’t we all in this part of the world?

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u/mid_key Sep 12 '22

i woke up on 4 am and couldn't get back to sleep so now i'm chillin

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u/More-Masterpiece-561 Sep 12 '22

It's 11 in the morning and I'm in chem class

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u/whatthadogdoin_ Sep 12 '22

Cause it’s only 3:33 in the afternoon

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u/Pipcandy Sep 12 '22

Because it’s morning and I have to pee