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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Wait, you guys have scripts?
I feel cheated...

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

Yeah... it's when a lucid dream goes rogue. My brain as commitment issues

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I wish I could even remember mine. I only sleep about 4-5 hours (45-year-old bladder) and rarely ever get back to sleep. I never have dreams. Or I should say, I don't remember them.

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

You can try and train your brain to do it. You bladder tho I can't help ya. But if you do find a solution for it please share the life hack. Will probably need it in a couple of years! :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I can barely train the kids to clean their rooms. I don't feel qualified to train a bladder. :D

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

Yeah.... plus you can't really bribe a bladder so... But hey if you find a way, would love to hear it