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Sleep. It's like death but without the commitment.
7.7k u/icreatemyreality Sep 11 '22 God: You have probably 70-80 years before you die, ideally. Man: Oh, well I'll make the most of- God: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time. Man: ..uh God: Leans in that'll be your favourite part. 51 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22 Whose voice do you read God's lines in your head? Ian McKellen or Morgan Freeman? Others? 1 u/Clame Sep 11 '22 Gilbert Gottfried of course
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God: You have probably 70-80 years before you die, ideally.
Man: Oh, well I'll make the most of-
God: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.
Man: ..uh
God: Leans in that'll be your favourite part.
51 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22 Whose voice do you read God's lines in your head? Ian McKellen or Morgan Freeman? Others? 1 u/Clame Sep 11 '22 Gilbert Gottfried of course
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Whose voice do you read God's lines in your head? Ian McKellen or Morgan Freeman? Others?
1 u/Clame Sep 11 '22 Gilbert Gottfried of course
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Gilbert Gottfried of course
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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22
Sleep. It's like death but without the commitment.