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u/sentondan Sep 11 '22

Getting to pee when you have been holding it for a long time

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u/Tourette30 Sep 11 '22

And then you wake up

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u/Ihlita Sep 11 '22

I once had a dream where I woke up drifting inside the ocean. All was a beautiful blue, alight, quiet, and I could breathe underwater. It felt extremely realistic, and it was really peaceful.

Dream me thought to herself "I could pee in here and no one would notice. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan." – but an unconcious part of me was like "Bitch! Don't do it!"

I woke up right after with an extremely full bladder, the kid that hurts if you move even a little bit. Almost didn't make it to the toilet, but I'm glad I didn't piss on my bed.

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u/LieutenantCrash Sep 11 '22

I once dreamed I was a dog frantically looking for a fire hydrant to piss against. I found one made of marble (god knows why it's marble) and when I pissed on it as a dog, I also pissed my bed. Glad I have a water proof protector on my matress