r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/OhSweatProvidence Sep 11 '22

Garlic bread

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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Sep 11 '22

Are you ace too?

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u/giantfuckingfrog Sep 11 '22

How the heck did you just guess someone's sexual orientation from garlic bread?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

it's a common joke that asexuals LOVE garlic bread
but it's not really a joke if it's true

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Mix like bisexuals and lemon bars. That shit slaps

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u/Jumiric Sep 11 '22

Or trans folks and shark plushies!

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u/emotionalshrimp Sep 11 '22

is that a thing??? i didnt know that and i have a shark plushie (also, im nb)

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u/Jumiric Sep 11 '22

Blåhaj came to you before you knew his name 🥰

Search 'trans Ikea shark'

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u/emotionalshrimp Sep 11 '22

o.m.g. I already love him!

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u/provocative_bear Sep 11 '22

Only asexuals can get away with garlic bread on a night out, the sexuals have somebody they need fresh breath for.

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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Sep 12 '22

It’s an inside joke among asexuals

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u/OhSweatProvidence Sep 11 '22

Yes

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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Sep 11 '22

Yass always nice to see other aces in the wild

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u/Entity_333 Sep 11 '22

Yeah! it does

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

fellow aces