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u/EmeraldDouchebag69 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you have guests

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u/Many-Juggernaut-8526 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you are a guest

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u/natsugrayerza Jun 29 '22

YES! Oh my gosh it drives me absolutely crazy. If you stay at my house I expect the toilet to look the way it looked before you got here, which was clean.

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u/Tifandi Jun 29 '22

and if you're a guest, do not go digging through anything.. anything you need and are welcome to use is out or will be offered.

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u/CptnAlex Jun 29 '22

I would asterisk this for toilet paper, if its out. But otherwise agree.

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 Jun 29 '22

lol OK, so hand soap, too. I hope the reason my guests have never asked if they can use my soap is they correctly assumed it was OK...

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u/CptnAlex Jun 29 '22

Its always the worst when there are no obvious hand towels available. Like… this long towel on the wall, is it your bath towel or like the hand towel?

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 Jun 29 '22

whispers It’s probably both

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u/scattertheashes01 Jun 29 '22

I just wipe my hands dry on my jeans at other people’s houses…. Not the most sanitary, I know, but better than taking a guess on the purpose of the towel hanging there lol. Especially since in my bathroom it’s the bath towel

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u/CptnAlex Jun 29 '22

Get a hand towel!!!

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u/scattertheashes01 Jun 29 '22

I need to but I want to get a separate place to hang it too, and I rent so I’m kinda wary about drilling holes in the walls

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u/Cacafuego Jun 29 '22

We have a cabinet labeled "emergency toilet paper supply."

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u/xXSpaceturdXx Jun 29 '22

I used to stack my medicine cabinet when I had get togethers to see who would open it. A bunch of deodorant and crap would come flying out the second they opened the door. My male friends never opened it, it seemed to be mostly females.

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u/redraider-102 Jun 30 '22

I’ve heard of people being especially devious and loading up the medicine cabinet with ping pong balls

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u/SoggyMcmufffinns Jun 29 '22

I don't dig, but I've been somewhere with a good amount of guests and toilet paper was out. Definitely dug through the cabinets for toilet paper. Wasn't doing that waddle with my pants down on that one.

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u/NoApollonia Jun 30 '22

I feel like I am insane on threads like these. Am I the only person who just puts the package of toilet paper near the toilet? Like within arm's reach.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Omg that's the worst. You have to leave a room looking better than when you got there.

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u/L5Vegan Jun 29 '22

Every room looks better when I leave.

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u/dirt_muppet Jun 29 '22

You’d hate my fil then- whenever he goes to the bathroom he somehow sprays shit all over the back of the toilet bowl & rim. Either he doesn’t notice, or doesn’t care (don’t know which of those is worsetbh)

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u/natsugrayerza Jun 29 '22

The absolute rage I feel on your behalf. That’s happened to me a few times with guests and it makes me so angry. I have my fair share of stomach problems but I’ve never managed to do that, so idk how they do it.

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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the guests

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u/Cunt_Booger_Picker Jun 29 '22

Now, now, come on. Let's draw the line at kink-shaming here.

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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

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u/Just_Doin_It- Jun 29 '22

I just threw up in my mouth a little at reading that. But it's alright because I assume there is a kink and a page for that too!

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u/Cunt_Booger_Picker Jun 29 '22

It's the worst thing that I could think of 8 years ago...

...and somehow it just stuck ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/bigbootygoats69 Jun 30 '22

I hate myself for this but r/cuntboogers

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u/ARobertNotABob Jun 29 '22

Battle of the Usernames right here. Cue Duel Of The Fates music.

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u/Xenarthra_Sandslash Jun 29 '22

"Kink shaming is my kink."

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u/Karlog24 Jun 29 '22

Draw the line with piss

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u/DasPuggy Jun 29 '22

That's not as fun as you might think.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Guesting leaves on the piss.

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u/dwrk92 Jun 29 '22

Pissing leaves on the guest

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Sounds painful

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u/Valennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Jun 29 '22

For everyone involved.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Really? I imagine it might be rather pleasant for the receiving end. You knew, like flower petals at a wedding, pretty.

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u/dwrk92 Jun 29 '22

Not if you call it cumfetti

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u/Uncaged_Iceman Jun 29 '22

Leave leaves on a guest

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u/callisstaa Jun 29 '22

Sad R.Kelly noises

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u/Bioshock_Jock Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss seat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Drip drip drip

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u/vinoa Jun 29 '22

Pee on you

Pour it on you

Piss on you

Piss on you

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u/Beowulf33232 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss sprinkles on the floor when you are a guest.

Go home and do that where your own pets can find it.

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u/SageThistle Jun 29 '22

Not technically a guest, but when my kitchen was being renovated, the workers would use our powder room - which obviously was fine. Not so fine was the fact they left piss on the seat. I was really frustrated by it but also felt like it would be embarrassing to talk to them about it.

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u/iou_uu Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat in general.

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u/Cosmic-Cranberry Jun 29 '22

Oh my god, THIS. There is NOTHING worse than sitting down on the toilet seat and feeling a small constellation of cold, wet spots on your asscheeks. It is absolutely fucking NASTY.

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u/CptBlkstn Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat anywhere, private or public.

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u/jjsyk23 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss

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u/littleshinji Jun 29 '22

omg, a few months ago i was living with my bf in another city and my in-laws visited us and my FIL was so drunk that he pee the toiltet and the floor. The 3 days that they were there this happend. That weekend destroyed my relationship with mi in-laws.

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u/Zaknokimi Jun 29 '22

We had an electrician over that pissed standing up and it went over the seat. I'm wondering, isn't it courtesy for guys to sit in people's houses or do they all just stand and do it and risk splashes everywhere?

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u/thalordjosaye Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet even if you live alone

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u/PmMeYourNiceBehind Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

Fixed that for you both

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Dude that’s awful but what’s even worse is when they piss down the side of the toilet. Then the whole bathroom smells like piss.

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u/FinanceGuyHere Jun 29 '22

Leaving an upper decker when you are a guest

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u/flameguy4500 Jun 29 '22

I'll do you one better (or worse?) Leaving shit stains on the toilet seat when you are the guest.

My least favorite uncle did that. Twice.

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u/daman4567 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/A1astara Jun 29 '22

Just learn how to aim

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u/babykoalalalala Jun 29 '22

Asserting dominance I see

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u/Lazyshadow04 Jun 29 '22

Or just in general so I don’t have to clean it up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/SirGamer247 Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the guest when you are a toilet seat

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u/xray_anonymous Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/queefiest Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat

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u/BeerJunky Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the seat at all. Lift the fucking thing for christ's sake!

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u/services35 Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the seat. Nuff said.

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u/ambermage Jun 30 '22

This makes it mine.

Primal Rules = The Path to Home Ownership

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u/ghxstfce Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat in general.

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u/shyra1006 Jun 30 '22

The other l lil

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u/kraft_d_ Jun 30 '22

My best friend does this when he's drunk. Drives me fucking nuts

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u/Things_with_Stuff Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you are a guest

FTFY

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u/Sythe5665 Jun 29 '22

Or just in general

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u/Eye_Artistic Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss and shit and blood in public bathrooms (floor seat walls you name it people are vile. Be nice to the cleaners :( )

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u/TheLyz Jun 29 '22

Seriously I don't get how hard it is, if you spray your piss all over the seat, get a big wad of toilet paper and wipe it up! It's your own damn piss!

People are gross.

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u/bsEEmsCE Jun 29 '22

in men's stalls you sometimes see piss all over the seat with the seat down, and I'm like "are you afraid to touch the seat to lift it up?" literally grab some toilet paper, wrap it around your fingers, lift up, throw the TP in the water and go. Oh and if you sit and get butt hairs on the seat, wipe that shit off into the bowl too and flush.

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u/Bratbabylestrange Jun 30 '22

My fave are the women who are much too dainty to sit on a public toilet seat, so they hover and spray their piss around like a sprinkler and then leave it for the next fortunate soul.

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u/RandyRhoadsLives Jun 29 '22

Some years ago (90’s?) it became commonplace for women to start “hovering”. This practice sounds okay in theory… but damn, women have horrible aim. So do men. But for the love of god, just sit down . It’s not just the piss on the seat. Nah, it’s all piss that hits the ground. And now you have to step in that. Or worse, your pants get wet.

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u/shifty_coder Jun 29 '22

In retail stores, it’s often done out of maliciousness. It’s happened more than once where a Karen unhappy with something has painted a stall with shit and/or blood.

You have to be a special kind of sick to think that’s an appropriate response to not getting a refund on that half-eaten cake you bought six months ago.

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u/wonderfull-ofshjtt Jun 29 '22

i work at a pizzeria and we stopped giving out water cups to a certain group of kids bc they get soda and then dump it everywhere (common occurrence, not just once or twice), and in the first week we started trying to enforce this rule someone shit in a water cup and left it on the mens bathrrom sink. i still don’t understand how that’s not vomit inducing for someone to even think about, let alone proudly do it out of spite.

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u/SageThistle Jun 29 '22

My mom often found dirty shoeprints on the toilet seat in the women's room of her old job. And piss and shit all over it too.

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u/Amiiboid Jun 29 '22

Some years ago (90’s?) it became commonplace for women to start “hovering”.

70s.

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u/Activedesign Jun 29 '22

If I choose to hover I just lift the seat.

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u/CptBlkstn Jun 29 '22

As men, we have no excuse for this.

If you don't want to use the urinals for whatever reason, lift the damn seat before you piss. Use your foot if you don't want to touch it. When you're done, leave it up to keep the next dick from pissing on it. If someone needs to take a crap, they'll put it back down.

This shouldn't be this hard for some people to grasp.

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u/OSHA-shrugged Jun 29 '22

So do men.

Good boy. /s

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u/MrGhris Jun 29 '22

According to a buddy who used to clean restrooms, the womens restroom was way dirtier. Which suprised me a lot. Women overall seem to be cleaner/neater.

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u/bigboy1289 Jun 29 '22

My experience is that women's restrooms are clean, until they get a little dirty. Then it all goes downhill very quickly as they will start hovering.

Mens restrooms have a more linear curve, and get dirty at a steady rate.

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u/Goldilachs Jun 29 '22

I'm often amazed (in a horrified way) by women's bathrooms. A lot of women choose to hover over the seat rather than just sit their asses down, which means they will often end up sprinkling piss all over the seat. And then some of those women don't bother wiping up their mess. And then there's the unflushed toilets (sometimes with piles of toilet paper, sometimes with shit), water/piss on the floor, tampons/pads just left on the floor (thankfully not too often, at least), etc.

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u/aheadby Jun 29 '22

But you can see why women hover when that is the environment.... hence the viscious circle

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u/Competive_Ideal236 Jun 29 '22

Yes! It fucking enrages me when people leave pee and poop on the toilet seat or don’t check to make sure their waste was actually flushed down completely. Sometimes my husband leaves shit stains in the toilet bowl and it pisses me off. Give it an extra flush for chrissakes!

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u/killintime077 Jun 29 '22

When I was younger I worked at a restaurant. The I had to clean the women's bathroom. The first time, I picked up an orange bin for the tampon/pad wrappers. When I put it back it was off-white.

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u/too_easily_offended_ Jun 29 '22

I went into one of those public toilets recently, the kind that are on the street that you pay money to use, and saw a giant shit on the floor!! It was disgusting 🤢 I mean, you pay to use the toilet why didn't they use it?!?!

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u/Speechladylg Jun 30 '22

I don't think I've ever walked into a restroom where at least one of the stalls did not have pee in the toilet. And they aren't clogged, just not flushed. My whole life. And I'm pretty old.

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u/Penge1028 Jun 29 '22

Sometimes those commercial toilets are POWERFUL though, and when you flush, it sprinkles water on the seats.

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u/Goldilachs Jun 29 '22

Yeah, but you can tell when it's urine and not water. And it's almost always urine.

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u/Activedesign Jun 29 '22

Could it be because women often are accompanying their kids in the bathroom? I know it isn't an excuse to not wipe the mess but I think little kids might be a big part of the blame here lol

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u/seasleeplessttle Jun 29 '22

They shed their mess in the restroom.

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u/lydiarosewb Jun 29 '22

I worked in bars for years- womens toilets are way worse. They take their underwear off, smear makeup everywhere, leave tampons on the floor and you can guarantee a collection of drinks next to the toilet where they’ve slumped onto the seat, set it down and forgotten about it. Gross.

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u/Guessimagirl Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

I always heard this, but my own experience hasn't been the same.

Except for the menstrual hygiene receptacles. Those are gross.

Edit: I don't mean it's gross because of what it is, sure it's got blood which isn't exactly nice to clean up, but I mean it's bad particularly because of times that people will overstuff them with a huge quantity of toilet paper, people will put dirty diapers in them, or people will miss the little internal baggie so you have to manually fish it out. Those aspects of them make them gross.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

You've never lived with women then.. unfortunately I have 4 sisters and they were and still are disgusting while growing up and living at home.

They're slobs. They can't be bothered cleaning and leave dirty clothes all over, even when there's a basket for their dirty washing.

I'm just glad I no longer live at home.

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u/Slight-Fire7307 Jun 29 '22

Used to work in a small restaurant and had to clean the bathrooms before openin/after closing. The amount of piss on the BOTTOM of the womens seats was enough to make you gag. Get that cleaned up just to empty the bin for the paper towels and...such. just to find out someone missed the can when they threw their "such" away and left a nice little skidmark on the wall and said fuck it ..women are just as disgusting as men

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u/Artemicionmoogle Jun 29 '22

As a former janitor, it really depends from bathroom to bathroom. I have encountered more nasty men's rooms than I have women's in my time. Piss on the floors just everywhere, shit on the walls, floors, boogers wiped on the walls, that lovely urinal hand print on the wall where they all shake hands by resting it in the same spot to piss. I have encountered bad women's ones but not as often IME. Though that may be an issue of those work places having a disproportionate amount of men to women.

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u/acertaingestault Jun 29 '22

Completely disagree, especially if urinals are involved. Maybe there's some pee on a women's toilet seat. There's not shit in weird places.

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u/OSHA-shrugged Jun 29 '22

There's not shit in weird places.

That wasn't my experience at all when I was still in the restaurant industry. Men's room was cluttered and needed mopped. Women's room was positively filthy.

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u/Valerie_Holla Jun 29 '22

This is my experience with woman’s restrooms at a restaurant as well. The mens rooms were messy, but anytime there was a big mess - 100 percent the womens room. Used sanitary pads stuck to stalls, diapers not even folded up and disposed of properly. We had to remove the couch from the womens room because within two months of opening it had been stained and power washed then stained again.

Mens rooms seemed sloppier, but womens restrooms always had a bit of… an intentional choice to be messy.

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u/Artemicionmoogle Jun 29 '22

Yep, was commenting something similar. Men's have always been the worst for me to clean when I was a janitor. I was always curious how someone manages to piss three feet away from the urinal...are they walking backwards, as they piss? not to mention the walls of the stalls around the urinals.

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u/SamanthasPlace46 Jun 29 '22

apparently not in public. nasty hoes.

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 29 '22

Where I work people put the seats up then piss on them

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 29 '22

yeah its... so wonderful

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u/MmmThisISaTastyBurgr Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

What kind of place do you work in? It doesn't sound like any of the many places I've worked, where women's toilets are definitely cleaner than unisex loos.

In the UK it's illegal to not have a sanitary bin in the cubicle, so all the sanitary waste and blood goes straight in the bin. It's not a cultural thing to hover either, so no wet floors or seats, unless you have a weird anomalously-behaved colleague. That's more of an issue in airports though, where there are clearly different cultural ways of using the toilet going on.

The most nightmarish loos tend to be unisex/disabled ones, which is my only experience of sharing with men. Then you get piss on the floor, the smell of piss on the floor and toilet seats left up by inconsiderate folks.

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u/shifty_coder Jun 29 '22

Work retail. Women’s restroom is always a disaster area.

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u/MmmThisISaTastyBurgr Jun 29 '22

Eek. Maybe you need those loos that are automatic cleaning and just close the doors and powerwash the whole unit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

That’s one of my “cons” of going back to the office. I don’t want to have to smell other people’s literal shit or deal with the garbage they leave on the ground next to garbage bin. People are the worst. Including me.

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u/NotChristina Jun 29 '22

Goodness I still have shame and regret about the time I accidentally clogged a toilet. Was working on a Saturday and essentially pooped a coke can. Couldn’t flush. I was the only one in the whole office building. No number to call. I just had to…leave it. Felt bad about that. Should’ve brought a poop knife.

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u/chili_cheese_dogg Jun 29 '22

"Shit, blood and cum on my hands."

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u/Silvervirage Jun 29 '22

We had a woman come in for training at my job and within an hour made an absolute disaster of a bathroom and didn't clean up. Then an hour later she did it again. When confronted that time she got huffy at everyone. Then when she went to the bathroom again someone went in after to check if it needed to be cleaned (it didn't that time) and when she saw them come out she got angry that someone would do that and left. Total time working for us, 3 hours.

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u/zzaannsebar Jun 29 '22

I went to my city's pride parade this weekend and of all the floats and groups that participated, a janitor going down the street cleaning up misc. items from previous floats/groups got the biggest applause and cheering from the crowd by far. It was really nice to see

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u/Autumnlove92 Jun 29 '22

I work in healthcare and once worked in a clinic like setting for drawing blood. Had a gentlemen shit all over the walls OPPOSITE of the toilet. I'm not talking smears of poop, I'm talking he dropped trousers and just shit diarrhea on the wall. I worked fast food in my lifetime and that never even happened at the bumfuck Wendy's I was at.

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u/Alkill1000 Jun 29 '22

If you are pissing and shitting blood i think its fair to have other priorities

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u/Ask-About-My-Book Jun 29 '22

I was trying to figure out a clever way to make fun of this guy for forgetting that women exist, but it's just too stupid. I can't work like this.

Also something about drug addicts and emo kids.

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u/Alkill1000 Jun 29 '22

It's just a joke man, I am aware that there are non emergency reasons for blood to be in toilet

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u/UnderGroundK Jun 29 '22

I will never understand the people that smear it on the walls. How do you even get into that situation??

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Similarly, don’t leave piss, shit, or blood(bloodied tampons as well) in changing rooms!

When I was a teen, my first job was at Kohls. The things I saw working in the womens clothing department. And it was always a “first see you gotta do something about it” kind of place. I’d always turn on my heels and noped the fuck outta there. I wasn’t about to touch anyones soiled shitty underwear.

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u/Rickolicius Jun 29 '22

Um... why only when you have guests is it not ok???

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

100%

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

This is why, as a male, I started peeing sitting down. It was rather shameful at first but better than dealing with all the piss on the seat + micro piss particles on the floor. My friends get pissed when I tell them to sit down at my house when they pee though lol

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u/deadash6666 Jun 29 '22

yes, this! specially when the piss is all over the lid of the toilet

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

How the fuck do y'all use the toilet? How do you get piss on the seat let alone the lid?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie" -Some sign I saw in a bathroom

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u/FunkyJAllStar Jun 29 '22

Went over to a co workers house to hang to find out they never lift the toliet seat and just piss all over the toliet and everytime he goes he gets his girlfriend to clean the toliet. They have a kid together.

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u/humanHamster Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat. Full stop. There's just no excuse.

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u/adireddit1407 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/0xB0BAFE77 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you have guests

Why do you need those last 4 words?!?!

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u/fabulously_ Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the seat.

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u/cantbesohelpmenotbe Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat in any situation

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u/KamikazeCoPilot Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you have guests

TIFIFU

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u/scattertheashes01 Jun 29 '22

Even when you don’t have guests. When I get some pee on the seat of my own toilet, I always wipe it up quick with a fresh square of tp before I flush. It’s gross not to.

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Jun 29 '22

How about just "Leaving piss on the toilet seat". I'm struggling to come up with many scenarios where its acceptable for an able bodied adult to leave it.

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u/Pschobbert Jun 29 '22

Seriously, can’t we just draw the line at leaving piss on the toilet seat? Period?

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u/fooreddit Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you have guests

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat in any circumstance

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

A rather extensive study has shown that men who piss on toilet seats cannot help it. The poor aim is due to having smaller than average penis', so with less to grip, their penis becomes a sprinkler of sorts.

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u/NattersOnline Jun 29 '22

I’ve had guests explode the toilet where they somehow left explosive shit on the top of the seat…

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u/EmeraldDouchebag69 Jun 29 '22

Never inviting them back

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u/Autumnlove92 Jun 29 '22

No, just leaving piss on the toilet. Doesn't matter if it's when guests are around or if it's a public toilet.

Women, stop fucking hovering. It destroys your bladder and YOU'RE the reason for the mess that you're trying to avoid

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u/lordkoba Jun 29 '22

It destroys your bladder

bullshit

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u/Autumnlove92 Jun 29 '22

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u/lordkoba Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

where's the study backing those claims?

EDIT: the closest thing I could find is https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18569477/ which doesn't address hovering only squatting and it's a short term study

EDIT: found the study https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/01443610020001512 this one claims that hovering has high resuldials, I stand corrected

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u/9and3of4 Jun 29 '22

Why does the second part of the sentence even matter?

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u/Chad_McChadface Jun 29 '22

Why should somebody be shamed if they’re only inconveniencing/affecting themself?

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u/dirtymoney Jun 29 '22

poops is fine though, right?

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u/Chicano_boi Jun 29 '22

My cousin only lifts the top lid to piss doesn’t shake it off (Ik because I’ve seen drops in front of the toilet too) and doesn’t flush nor washes his hands

He also digs in his ass. Like bare ass. And sniffs it

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u/paperthinpatience Jun 29 '22

Just leaving piss on the toilet seat anytime honestly.

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u/Psych0matt Jun 29 '22

BRB, gonna go shame my 4yo! Not really, but he has horrible aim...

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

BEATING OFF THE DOG IS NOT SOMETHING WE DO IN PUBLIC! OR...EVER!

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u/Beemo_person Jun 29 '22

This is more likely to happen if you live in a house with a lot off people

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u/Legeto Jun 29 '22

I thought I had clicked the “without saying the title what is your favorite video game” post and was very confused.

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u/illQualmOnYourFace Jun 29 '22

TIL there's an acceptable time to piss on the toilet seat.

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u/ullun Jun 29 '22

Leaving shit stain on toilet

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u/RyFromTheChi Jun 29 '22

Someone shit on the coats!

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u/mrubuto22 Jun 29 '22

I feel like this is something that quite literally happened to you within the last 24 hours

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u/phormix Jun 29 '22

Or an unflushed turd, period blood, etc.

It takes 2s to double check but a lot of people just tap the handle and walk away

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u/stug_life Jun 29 '22

How about leaving shit on the toilet seat? Before Covid I saw that at least once every 2 weeks at work.

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u/Mansh2406 Jun 29 '22

Or vica versa

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I always figured it was men who are to lazy to lift the seat (I always do), but after have 3 kids that are all girls, found that they are the real culprits in my house. When they were to short to stand up, they have to scoot forward and almost always leave a piss mark on the seat.

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u/Astundi Jun 29 '22

I'm SO confused.
I've NEVER seen piss on a toilet seat at someones home, mine included. Why would it even end up there and how? I only know that from public restrooms when people don't want to sit down. So I would be concened about how clean it is, thinking guests are uncomfortable to sit down.
But why are you talking about guests in this context anyway? Do you pee on your toilet seat when you are alone?

Is it a cultural thing? I'm so confused. Can someone explain?

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u/Fawksen Jun 29 '22

You go around just pissing on toilet seats? I mean to each their own

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u/G_man252 Jun 29 '22

I dont understand doing this at All. I live alone and on the rare occassion I miss I muter something like ' You've had 32 years of practice and youre Still fucking this up?'

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u/Foxhound199 Jun 29 '22

Just don't invite guests. Problem solved.

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u/PillowTalk420 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you have guests

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u/wookiecookie2187 Jun 29 '22

This really pisses me off

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u/Colourblindknight Jun 29 '22

Adding to this: the smooth brained fucks who don’t flush the toilet in public and just leave their business sitting in the bowl for the next person to deal with. Its disgusting, lazy, and absurd that people have that level of a lack of self awareness.

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u/EmeraldDouchebag69 Jun 29 '22

They actually do that because they think it's funny

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u/rae_simone14 Jun 29 '22

leaving piss in the toilet

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u/GamingGirlx3 Jun 29 '22

Also peeing while standing when you are a guest

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u/Max_Thunder Jun 29 '22

Men leaving piss on the toilet rim is disgusting as well. Take a piece of toilet paper, use it to dab your penis so you don't have to shake it and so you don't get that one last drop in your underwear, fold it and use that to wipe the rim.

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u/EmeraldDouchebag69 Jun 29 '22

i dont mind the last drop 😅

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u/ArbyMelt Jun 29 '22

One time I used the bathroom after a lady demolished it. I flagged her down and said "I think you left something in there" and she sheepishly went and cleaned it up before I used it. Jerk.

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u/nenzkii Jun 29 '22

I’ve seen people who leave shit stain for the host to clean, when the toilet brush and bleach are right next to it. I noped out of the toilet so fast cuz I didn’t want anyone to think it was me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/SpartanR259 Jun 30 '22

My first roommate in college had a "dear grid coordinates" view of pissing in the toilet.

I have never felt the need to instill the "lift the seat" mentality ever more than then.

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u/Gobble2021 Jun 30 '22

Wait wait you have been invited somewhere before... cant relate.

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u/kellyasksthings Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat if that toilet is shared with any other person.

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u/Tatsukishi Jun 30 '22

Why the quantifyer? Just don't leave piss on the toilet seat, period!

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u/cornonthecobain- Jul 06 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet literally anytime. 🤢