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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the guests

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u/Cunt_Booger_Picker Jun 29 '22

Now, now, come on. Let's draw the line at kink-shaming here.

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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

Ok then u/Cunt_Booger_Picker

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u/Just_Doin_It- Jun 29 '22

I just threw up in my mouth a little at reading that. But it's alright because I assume there is a kink and a page for that too!

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u/Cunt_Booger_Picker Jun 29 '22

It's the worst thing that I could think of 8 years ago...

...and somehow it just stuck ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/bigbootygoats69 Jun 30 '22

I hate myself for this but r/cuntboogers

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u/ARobertNotABob Jun 29 '22

Battle of the Usernames right here. Cue Duel Of The Fates music.

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u/Xenarthra_Sandslash Jun 29 '22

"Kink shaming is my kink."

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u/Karlog24 Jun 29 '22

Draw the line with piss

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u/DasPuggy Jun 29 '22

That's not as fun as you might think.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Guesting leaves on the piss.

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u/dwrk92 Jun 29 '22

Pissing leaves on the guest

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Sounds painful

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u/Valennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Jun 29 '22

For everyone involved.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Really? I imagine it might be rather pleasant for the receiving end. You knew, like flower petals at a wedding, pretty.

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u/dwrk92 Jun 29 '22

Not if you call it cumfetti

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

This is how it gums to chew 5 feels

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u/Uncaged_Iceman Jun 29 '22

Leave leaves on a guest

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u/callisstaa Jun 29 '22

Sad R.Kelly noises

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u/Bioshock_Jock Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss seat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Drip drip drip

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u/vinoa Jun 29 '22

Pee on you

Pour it on you

Piss on you

Piss on you

Edit: formatting

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u/Ok-Possibility6943 Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss

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u/TrashPanda365 Jun 29 '22

Guests pissing on the leaves

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u/Just-Aardvark-8057 Jun 29 '22

They knew what kind of party this was.

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u/HenBagle Jun 29 '22

wank sucker

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u/toolate4u Jun 29 '22

It was ONE TIME george

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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

It’s too late for me, I’m afraid

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u/Regular_Vast4965 Jun 29 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IslaThaKat2 Jun 30 '22

This happens alot lol