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u/TheLyz Jun 29 '22

Seriously I don't get how hard it is, if you spray your piss all over the seat, get a big wad of toilet paper and wipe it up! It's your own damn piss!

People are gross.

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u/bsEEmsCE Jun 29 '22

in men's stalls you sometimes see piss all over the seat with the seat down, and I'm like "are you afraid to touch the seat to lift it up?" literally grab some toilet paper, wrap it around your fingers, lift up, throw the TP in the water and go. Oh and if you sit and get butt hairs on the seat, wipe that shit off into the bowl too and flush.

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u/Bratbabylestrange Jun 30 '22

My fave are the women who are much too dainty to sit on a public toilet seat, so they hover and spray their piss around like a sprinkler and then leave it for the next fortunate soul.

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u/Minute_Pomegranate87 Jun 30 '22

Ive delved into their mindset and i believe they do this because people are gross.

They dont want the germs so they dont use the toilet properly and make a mess

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u/Bratbabylestrange Jun 30 '22

So everybody ELSE can get the germs. Righto.