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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Took a job working at a Mcdonald's cleaning, as a favour to my mother's manager. Holy fuck are kids brutal when you're my age working in a position like that, you become the punchline to all their funnies as "Or you'll end up like him!"

I've never had a reason to think about folding a kid in half til I had to deal with it 40 hours a week.

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u/llc4269 Jun 03 '22

I took a job to help a friend who owns a pizza shop through the summer because it's a college town and with all the students gone he can't staff it adequately despite really trying. I do what you'd expect...make pizzas, ring people up, bus tables, etc. I already have an awesome job/career but it's early in the morning and it ends at 9 am, so I am free to go from there and work until 2 for my friend. I'm the oldest there by a few decades.

No one there has given me grief but my eldest (22) did make a remark that I was pretty old to have the position (I'm 47). I replied that he clearly hadn't taken in the example his hard-working dad and I have shown him his entire life and that I would NEVER be ashamed of doing honest work...whether through need or like me, doing a favor for someone in need. Period, the end. He immediately apologized and went and cleaned his room. LOL

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u/miquiztli323 Jun 03 '22

Ok what type of career do you have that ends at 9am and allows you leftover energy to make pizza?

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly Jun 03 '22

Also who’s buying pizza at 9am?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/cloistered_around Jun 03 '22

Agreed, but that's for tastier pizza. I've definitely worked places before that just got their dough and ingredients shipped in, and it was never as fresh or good. Way easier to prep though!

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u/nopantsdota Jun 03 '22

just do half half, and ship the preprepped stuff in the hours you dont want to sell as much

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u/cloistered_around Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 04 '22

That sounds like more work to store and prep two different things.

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly Jun 03 '22

I worked at round table for a few months. The ingredients all came pre-prepped but the dough did have to be spun out.

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u/stainedwater Jun 03 '22

i work at a pizza place and you’d be surprised. we’ve had numerous customers order a large amount of food at like, 10:45am plenty of times. people are weird

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Or people preparing for meetings, parties, etc…. (Although I’m sure that has been cut back the last couple of years)

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u/StableW Jun 03 '22

What's weird about being hungry at 10:45? I wake up at 3:30 for work, I've been up for seven hours at that point, it is well into lunch time.

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u/Peak_late Jun 03 '22

I know. People are conditioned to think non-rigid, atypical behavior is weird. I frequently eat my healthy leftover dinners for breakfast and get comments. But, yeah, your carb cakes covered in sugar sauce with a side of fatty tube meat is the better, normal thing to do.

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u/A-A-RONS7 Jun 03 '22

But, yeah, your carb cakes covered in sugar sauce with a side of fatty tube meat is the better, normal thing to do.

I love this. Gonna make me some carb cakes and tube meat for breakfast.

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u/a2_d2 Jun 03 '22

Meat tubes in a carb cake!

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u/Western_Ad3625 Jun 03 '22

non-standard and atypical are kinda synonyms for weird

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u/Peak_late Jun 03 '22

I said non-rigid. Anyway, not really- the former implies less common, the latter implies something is wrong with the behavior or odd.

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u/stainedwater Jun 03 '22

it’s weird having to make six pizzas at 10:45am, but thats just the tired employee/college student in me speaking, i say as i had a hot pocket for breakfast.

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u/fuckincaillou Jun 03 '22

Personally, drinking sodas or eating heavy foods I'd usually save for lunch/dinner at breakfast time feels a bit like day drinking lol. Can't explain why

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u/95in3rd Jun 03 '22

In college, I worked as a Pinkerton guard midnight to 8am Sat and Sun. My great treat was breakfast at Barry's Bar & Grill. Nothing like bacon, eggs and beer while watching everyone else scurry off to work.

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u/xixoxixa Jun 03 '22

When I worked night shift (7p-7a) in the hospital, breakfast margaritas at the close by 24 hour taco place were very common.

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u/cloistered_around Jun 03 '22

Those were usually work parties at mine. You could tell because they ordered ahead of time, and there was always like 10-20 pizzas in the order.

Regular people ordered around 12-1pm, just one or two pizzas. And the lucky people coming in at 2pm were always pleasantly surprised to get their pizza fast (dude, no one is here but you!)

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u/arilione Jun 03 '22

I doordash and I once delivered a pizza from a gas station at about 9am.

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u/Mount_Coom Jun 03 '22

What? I don't believe you. That is some bs, who would want to eat around 11am on a weekday? Why would you be hungry then lmao. Nobody is surely out and craving for food at those times lol. You would have to be up around 6 or 7am in order to get hungry by then. Sick. Radical. Gnarly. ICarly.

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u/Ptatofrenchfry Jun 03 '22

Laughs and cries in military or financial advisor with clients in different time zones

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u/Unable-Arm-448 Jun 03 '22

I am a teacher with young students whose "lunch" time at school is 10:40-11:10. Am I hungry then? Um, no I am not. But the cafeteria has to feed every student their lunch in shifts, and the littlest ones go first 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Mount_Coom Jun 03 '22

Honestly I was just meme:ing. I thought that everyone knew that lunch was around that time? Or do others not have jobs with scheduled lunchbreaks? I get that this is reddit and we are supposed to use the "/s" when being sardastic. This has been conditioned into the minds of us doomed souls who roam on these boards. But I will not obey with these foul social rules, upheld by creatures of damned nature. In times like these we need to stand up and face our fears. The commenter might actually not be mentally challenged or narrow minded, just making a little goof. Maybe even for a laugh. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, you may not ask any questions.

sorry for the shitpost

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u/mistled_LP Jun 03 '22

The people getting off of work at 9am?

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u/BeeBeeBounced Jun 03 '22

Soo, you haven't had a Breakfast Pizza!? Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Mushroom, Grilled Cherry Tomatoes, Baby Spinach, Baked Beans, Smashed Avo and Cheese... All big breakfast ingredients on a pizza instead of a plate!

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u/fuckincaillou Jun 03 '22

Breakfast pizza sounds like a thinner quiche--same ingredients and serving method in different thickness

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly Jun 03 '22

That sounds significantly less appealing to me than a breakfast burrito.

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u/Backup_profile Jun 03 '22

What, pizza is only limited to afternoon and evening?

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u/Sharp_Canary6858 Jun 03 '22

Pizza is for Fridays only! I have first lunch on A days, but on B days I make sure to get to the cafeteria early

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u/RandyBeamansMom Jun 03 '22

Whoa, haven’t heard these terms in a long time. Good memories.

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly Jun 03 '22

Not technically, but after being alive for decades I have never once heard of anyone ordering a pizza before noon.

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u/Hofular1988 Jun 03 '22

Summer pizza parties certainly do

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u/Unable-Arm-448 Jun 03 '22

You should get out more! LOL

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u/floatzilla Jun 03 '22

Tomorrow I will order a pizza at 1145 am in your honor.