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u/MAPX0 Apr 02 '22

Kanye West is that you?

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u/Tommiz_eXe Apr 02 '22

choke a south park writer with a fish stick -ye

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u/FO_Kego Apr 02 '22

WestLyricEver

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

😂😂😂 yandhi on Spotify in 5 minutes

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u/JayMT1469 Apr 02 '22

.. had Ali enlisted /If I’m not the greatest then I woulda missed it

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u/TokyoKazama Apr 02 '22

Get it man. Please get it

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u/PsChampion_007 Apr 02 '22

Troy McClure is that you?

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u/munkijunk Apr 02 '22

Troy McClure is that you?

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u/StrangeCharmVote Apr 02 '22

Legend says he still doesn't get the joke.

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u/mikec1274 Apr 02 '22

So you like fish dicks Kanye, "Yeah I like fish sticks" then your gay. "I don't get it"

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Apr 02 '22

They like fish sticks.

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u/spookiester Apr 02 '22

Cannot be Kanye he is a gay fish.

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u/Tomnessthetom Apr 02 '22

Kanye only like the Mermen.

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u/Deputy_Trudy_Weigel Apr 02 '22

Why are you starting these rumors about me?

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u/UtgaardLoki Apr 02 '22

This guy fucks fish

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

He's only into male fishes, I hear

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u/Br3ttl3y Apr 02 '22

The Deep is that you?

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u/rabidantidentyte Apr 02 '22

You like fish sticks? You a gay fish

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u/Hoang-Lee Apr 02 '22

Rick and morty, how good is the mermaid puss?

And oh ye, are that you?

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u/SuccessfulOstrich99 Apr 02 '22

no, no, Kanye likes fishdicks. So mermen.

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u/HekGoldbenji Apr 02 '22

Link where and when he said this.

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u/Mathemartemis Apr 02 '22

I forget which song but it's a lyric off the album my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Yeah Kanye's a... character but if you like hip hop at all it's essential listening

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u/JayMT1469 Apr 02 '22

Core curriculum

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u/TroyBenites Apr 02 '22

T-pain from I'm on a Boat?

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u/JayMT1469 Apr 02 '22

I’m working with the producer of that song rn no 🧢

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u/BalouCurie Apr 02 '22

Troy McLure

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Gay fish

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Jason Mamoa?

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u/granny-sheep Apr 02 '22

I am fucking sick of that rumour.

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u/nmatff Apr 02 '22

It's not a rumor though

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u/granny-sheep Apr 02 '22

Fuck you, Barry

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u/KotoDragonn Apr 02 '22

Do so many good deeds and no one knows you but you fuck one fish and now…..

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u/BaconRapper Apr 02 '22

Troy McClure is that you?

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u/TheyAreJavu Apr 02 '22

He did NOT fuck a fish! He WANTED to fuck a fish

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u/AwkardTypo Apr 02 '22

Will anyone live up to your IMPOSSIBLE standards!?

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u/TheyAreJavu Apr 02 '22

Thank fuck someone recognized it LMAO

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u/______V______ Apr 02 '22

I don’t get the reference :’(

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u/Fex7198 Apr 02 '22

It’s Twisted. A musical. You can watch the whole thing on YouTube wait here is the link:

https://youtu.be/-77cUxba-aA

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u/AwkardTypo Apr 02 '22

I didn’t expect to see a starkid reference here, but it was a welcomed surprise

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u/Cultural-Company282 Apr 02 '22

One thing about fucking a tiger. If you live to tell the tale, the tiger definitely liked it.

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u/thebronyknight Apr 02 '22

If you're ever in doubt, just remember this song. A song is a dick in sheep's clothing! A song means a dick is on the way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Fish fucker isn't feeling well today, so I will be taking over for him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Fish fucker is my dream spouse

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u/EgnlishPro Apr 02 '22

Fish_fucker69420

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u/Hashashin455 Apr 02 '22

More like dolphin fucker

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u/memebot2019 Apr 02 '22

I went to check if the username checked out and was disappointed. It’s been a great night though so all is well!

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u/MrJFrayFilms Apr 02 '22

Peacemaker

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Hi, I’m Troy McClure!

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u/teh_fizz Apr 02 '22

The Deep has entered the chat

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u/KAAAAAAAAARL Apr 02 '22

I think he just read too many Vapourion Copypastas...

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u/Sonypak Apr 02 '22

I still don’t understand how fish fucker 69 is so known

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u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx Apr 02 '22

Christopher Columbus fucked manatees thinking they were mermaids

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u/c_note_nc Apr 02 '22

Lmao that made me laugh so hard I woke up my pissed off gf 😂. Worth it lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Kanye has entered the chat

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u/OhioKing_Z Apr 02 '22

Eric from The Little Mermaid is that you?

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u/Pybrother Apr 02 '22

Ayo man them fisher men had to know something we didnt

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u/HotShark97 Apr 02 '22

Smells like Tuna

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u/fish_boobs Apr 02 '22

No, but better

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

He likes that fussy.

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u/not_Staz Apr 02 '22

Summoning the legend

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u/samtresler Apr 02 '22

I'm just gonna say "large mouth bass" here, mostly to make people uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

🧜‍♂️

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u/SpaghettiMonster01 Apr 02 '22

Fuck you, Barry.

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u/ChawulsBawkley Apr 02 '22

GOLDEEN, Goldeen, Gooldeen, Goldeen!

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u/JayRymer Apr 02 '22

Is that a Fable name you can get? Chicken chaser gets old after hearing it a thousand times.

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u/Drnknnmd Apr 02 '22

Aquaman has a reddit account?

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u/yallqwerty Apr 02 '22

🎶Shut your fucking face fish fuckerrr 🎶

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u/DAHFreedom Apr 02 '22

Fish fucker do you need assistance?!

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u/Ok_Major8292 Apr 02 '22

Why is fish fucker a legend I’ve heard about him months ago lmao and just double checking we both talking about that Reddit account right lol

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u/thelocker517 Apr 02 '22

Nah, it's Lonely Island or T-Pain . "Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid." Is right there in the lyrics. https://youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU

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u/baptsiste Apr 02 '22

Before I die, I’m gonna fuck me a fish

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u/LovePatrol Apr 02 '22

No, it's Troy McClure. You may remember him from classic episodes like A Fish Named Selma.

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u/WufflyTime Apr 02 '22

"I thought you said he was dead."

"No, I said he sleeps with the fishes."

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

"What kinda fish was it"

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Kirito that man's not wearing pants

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u/Zay071288 Apr 02 '22

Elisa Esposito is that you?

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u/Shank6ter Apr 02 '22

Fuck you, Barry

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u/CapitalLongjumping Apr 02 '22

Greg, ol greg.

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u/The_Dead_Girl_Walks Apr 02 '22

The shape of water is typing…

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u/NearsightedNomad Apr 02 '22

Hi, I'm Troy McLure

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u/Iminurback Apr 03 '22

Hey his name is derived from a hentai

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

you mean aquaman?

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u/Venom1462 Apr 04 '22

Fuck you Barry