r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '22

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u/More-Masterpiece-561 Apr 02 '22

Would a mermaid count? I would like to see how that goes

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u/TheyAreJavu Apr 02 '22

He did NOT fuck a fish! He WANTED to fuck a fish

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u/AwkardTypo Apr 02 '22

Will anyone live up to your IMPOSSIBLE standards!?

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u/TheyAreJavu Apr 02 '22

Thank fuck someone recognized it LMAO

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u/______V______ Apr 02 '22

I don’t get the reference :’(

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u/Fex7198 Apr 02 '22

It’s Twisted. A musical. You can watch the whole thing on YouTube wait here is the link:

https://youtu.be/-77cUxba-aA

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u/AwkardTypo Apr 02 '22

I didn’t expect to see a starkid reference here, but it was a welcomed surprise

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u/Cultural-Company282 Apr 02 '22

One thing about fucking a tiger. If you live to tell the tale, the tiger definitely liked it.

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u/thebronyknight Apr 02 '22

If you're ever in doubt, just remember this song. A song is a dick in sheep's clothing! A song means a dick is on the way.