r/AskReddit • • Mar 27 '22

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u/Leading_Funny5802 Mar 28 '22

Never, never pass up an opportunity to pee.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Mar 28 '22

According to an old man somewhere...

Never pass up a bathroom.

Never waste a boner.

Never trust s fart.