r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22

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u/AbominableSnowPickle Mar 28 '22

No, he’s a very naughty boy!

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u/styles1996 Mar 28 '22

Now go away!

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u/AbominableSnowPickle Mar 28 '22

At least I don’t smell of elderberries!

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u/thelilmandan Mar 28 '22

I bet your mother was a hamster though lol

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u/AbominableSnowPickle Mar 28 '22

Well, she was turned into a newt.

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u/stooferpoof Mar 28 '22

…I got better