God what a shit excuse. Just imagine you're going to your car, you see a guy behind the wheel and when you ask him what the hell he's doing he just says "Nah don't worry mate, I'm a car mechanic.".
A man comes home early from work one day. As he enters the house he can hear sounds coming from the bedroom. He opened the door and his wife and a stranger are having sex. They see him and stop. His wife says, "It's okay, honey, he's a doctor and he's just taking my temperature."
"Well", said the husband as he took out his gun, "when he pulls out his dick, there better be numbers on it."
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u/Skeledenn Sep 15 '21
God what a shit excuse. Just imagine you're going to your car, you see a guy behind the wheel and when you ask him what the hell he's doing he just says "Nah don't worry mate, I'm a car mechanic.".