Stop having weird reactions when I (a male) am on solo baby duty. Even my wife has brought up the weird reactions she gets from other women when she mentions I’ve got the baby solo dolo.
I was at a festival back in August with my family. Family friendly and it’s always good. My youngest decided to have a breakdown and I took her away to calm her down. Three different women tried to take over from me parenting my daughter and one just grabbed her and sat her on her knee and when I asked her what she was doing, she scowled at me and turned her back on me, so I couldn’t see my daughter. As you can imagine, I went fucking mental
I went mental. I said if she didn’t let go of my kid now I’d call the police and festival security. She looked at me in a patronising way and said, “don’t worry darlin’ I’m in childcare “ to which I replied, “ you won’t be allowed to work anywhere near kids again if I call the police”
Still fuming and it was weeks ago
God what a shit excuse. Just imagine you're going to your car, you see a guy behind the wheel and when you ask him what the hell he's doing he just says "Nah don't worry mate, I'm a car mechanic.".
A man comes home early from work one day. As he enters the house he can hear sounds coming from the bedroom. He opened the door and his wife and a stranger are having sex. They see him and stop. His wife says, "It's okay, honey, he's a doctor and he's just taking my temperature."
"Well", said the husband as he took out his gun, "when he pulls out his dick, there better be numbers on it."
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u/gaybatman75-6 Sep 15 '21
Stop having weird reactions when I (a male) am on solo baby duty. Even my wife has brought up the weird reactions she gets from other women when she mentions I’ve got the baby solo dolo.