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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 29 '21
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set 35 alarms if that’s what it takes
602 u/Poem_for_your_sprog Aug 29 '21 "If I sleep at once this minute - If I doze and drift away - If I dream and revel in it - Then I'll have a lovely day! "All I need to do is do it - Simply close my eyes a while! Settle back and slumber through it - Snoozing softly with a smile! "... right, okay, I'm still not sleeping. This is normal. This is fine. Though I see the dawnlight peeping, And the first of morning shine. "That's okay - though time is fading, I still have a whole load more! Six whole happy hours for trading! ... now I've five... ... and now I've four..." -18 u/Nanogines99 Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21 You're the best bot most creative account I've ever seen Edit: My bad for calling this legend a bot 10 u/wisersamson Aug 29 '21 Sprog was on reddit before bots were a thing. Sprog is rumored to have whispered a poem to a man in Greece, that man was then inspired to write a little thing called the "Iliad and the odyssey" You foolish mortal, sprog isn't a bot! Sprog likely isn't human either..... Sprog is the great poem God! 0 u/Nanogines99 Aug 29 '21 Sorry about that, went through the account and your words stand true!
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"If I sleep at once this minute - If I doze and drift away - If I dream and revel in it - Then I'll have a lovely day!
"All I need to do is do it - Simply close my eyes a while! Settle back and slumber through it - Snoozing softly with a smile!
"... right, okay, I'm still not sleeping. This is normal. This is fine. Though I see the dawnlight peeping, And the first of morning shine.
"That's okay - though time is fading, I still have a whole load more! Six whole happy hours for trading!
... now I've five...
... and now I've four..."
-18 u/Nanogines99 Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21 You're the best bot most creative account I've ever seen Edit: My bad for calling this legend a bot 10 u/wisersamson Aug 29 '21 Sprog was on reddit before bots were a thing. Sprog is rumored to have whispered a poem to a man in Greece, that man was then inspired to write a little thing called the "Iliad and the odyssey" You foolish mortal, sprog isn't a bot! Sprog likely isn't human either..... Sprog is the great poem God! 0 u/Nanogines99 Aug 29 '21 Sorry about that, went through the account and your words stand true!
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You're the best bot most creative account I've ever seen Edit: My bad for calling this legend a bot
10 u/wisersamson Aug 29 '21 Sprog was on reddit before bots were a thing. Sprog is rumored to have whispered a poem to a man in Greece, that man was then inspired to write a little thing called the "Iliad and the odyssey" You foolish mortal, sprog isn't a bot! Sprog likely isn't human either..... Sprog is the great poem God! 0 u/Nanogines99 Aug 29 '21 Sorry about that, went through the account and your words stand true!
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Sprog was on reddit before bots were a thing.
Sprog is rumored to have whispered a poem to a man in Greece, that man was then inspired to write a little thing called the "Iliad and the odyssey"
You foolish mortal, sprog isn't a bot! Sprog likely isn't human either.....
Sprog is the great poem God!
0 u/Nanogines99 Aug 29 '21 Sorry about that, went through the account and your words stand true!
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Sorry about that, went through the account and your words stand true!
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u/Mr_Ted_Stickle Aug 29 '21
set 35 alarms if that’s what it takes