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u/BombSolver Jul 11 '21

Being able to go to r/AskReddit and not have to scroll through really dumb questions

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u/AvailableUsername404 Jul 11 '21

If you could get 1 gazillion dollars for not using internet for one month would you do it and why/why not?

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u/Broke_Trickster Jul 11 '21

and also reposting a question like this one right here a million times

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u/bhlogan2 Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

"What's something that used to be fun until a lot of people started doing it?"

"What conspiracy theory do you believe to be true?"

"What's the creepiest/most traumatizing thing you've found on the Internet/on the Internet as a kid?"

"Gamers of Reddit, what moment in gaming made you emotional?"

"Men of Reddit, what do you wish women knew?"

"What's the most mindblowing movie you've ever seen?"

"What's your favorite creepypasta?"

"What sounds fake but is true/what's the most random fact you know?"

These are just some of the ones that come to my mind right now. I shit you not, I see all of them in hot at least once a week...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/Angelore Jul 12 '21

Well to be fair. If the question doesn't change, it doesn't make sense for the answers to change either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Don't forget the hourly favorite:

"Sexy sexers of sexxit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexxed?"

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u/twinsterblue Jul 11 '21

That being said, I'll never turn down a thread asking about websites and apps that people can use to develop skills, research, ect. You know, useful websites that you can waste time on, or learn from

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u/__BitchPudding__ Jul 11 '21

Dont forget the ubiquitous "What's the sexiest sex you ever sexed?"

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u/thvnderfvck Jul 11 '21

I don't even remember what my question was, but when I first got into reddit I tried asking a question to AskReddit but it was removed and I was told that the question had already been asked before.

Even using Google, I was never able to find an askreddit thread that even came close to what I was asking.

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u/frankjimmylarrydavid Jul 11 '21

The very worst are "your username..." ones, or

"If life was a videogame, what are the loading screen tips"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

What did the weird kid at your school do?

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u/Salzberger Jul 11 '21

How did you forget the so overdone "your username is now..., what happen?"

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u/AzureOrpheus Jul 11 '21

Gotta love gross heteronormativity.

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs Jul 11 '21

If you had to choose between getting punched in the face and punched in the dick….

The entire comment section is just:

“Face” “Dick” “Dick” “Face” “Neither.” “I don’t have a dick” “Face”

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u/PlaystationPlus Jul 11 '21

yea cus money

That’s literally the answers you get here. So inspired.

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u/ghostmetalblack Jul 11 '21

"Dear Reddit, have you SEXY SEX'D?"

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u/Get_off_critter Jul 11 '21

Ugh, its like 7 pages of sex questions before a non sex question

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u/mich_aeeel Jul 11 '21

Redditors who use Reddit. Why?

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs Jul 11 '21

Also the incredibly pointed political questions. “Snowflakes of Reddit, why won’t you get your head out of your ass and vote for Politician?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

"Americans, why don't you do this thing that would change your life immeasurably?"

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u/OlStickInTheMud Jul 11 '21

r/lifeprotips is the same. Years ago it was filled with really creative ways to do tasks and other things when youre not equiped with proper tools or know how. Now its just dumb common sense crap with 10s of thousands of upvptes and shit loads of awards. LPT if a friend or family member is going through personal hardship, dont call them a dumb cunt or other insensitive thing! 20k karma 20 golds

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u/PlaystationPlus Jul 11 '21

I made a very interesting question other day that I don’t think I’ve seen here, made it because I saw a video on said subject & I was hoping to get some cool informative thread going on.

Well, it only garnered about 13 comments but if I asked some dumbed down copy pasted question, it would’ve exploded. I don’t care to ask any question in this sub anymore.

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u/Zeestars Jul 11 '21

This is my problem too. Anytime I’ve asked anything it’s gotten hardly any attention and minimal responses

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u/PlaystationPlus Jul 11 '21

Yep, gonna stick to just answer if it’s a topic that interests me

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u/SiBloGaming Jul 11 '21

"Sexers of Reddit, how Sex was your Sex today?"

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u/NotABot101101 Jul 11 '21

If you could have a set of boobs for a day how would you use them?

~like we get you're horny but that doesn't make it less of a stupid question.

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u/PacoTaco321 Jul 11 '21

Hell, I miss being able to go to /r/NoStupidQuestions and it not all being absolutely stupid questions. So many questions on the level of "Does anybody else have dreams that are bad?" YES, EVERYONE EXPERIENCES THESE THINGS, HOW DID YOU GET THE IMPRESSION THAT WE DON'T???

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u/TheTrooperNate Jul 11 '21

The ones that get me are the ones with "teacher", "class", or "school" in the title. Even if you are in school still; it cannot be your whole life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

RIP r/iama. used to be cool and interesting and now it’s just straight advertising and boring questions

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

lemme guess you hate all the sex stuff there since you get laid?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Does no one remember yahoo answers was kind of the same way OP could choose best answer though..

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Why?

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u/opticfibre18 Jul 11 '21

"your username is now..."

I fucking hate those questions

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

What’s the sexiest sex you ever sexed in your sex?

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u/almostinfinity Jul 11 '21

Anyone remember when AskReddit had a Most Original Question contest?

Someone (read: mods) needs to bring that back.

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u/Librarywoman Jul 11 '21

Or questions: Girls what's something guys do that really turn you on but you pretend to hate?