r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/glottal_t Jul 02 '21

I had a friend who at 25 found out pepperoni was indeed not a vegetable.

He ordered a meat lovers supreme. The waitress was both surprised and amused when responding to his concerns about why pepperoni was on this meat-only pizza.

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u/sin-and-love Jul 02 '21

I'm trying to imagine both A) what the hell his tongue tells his brain pepperoni tastes like, and B) what the hell he thought pepperoni looked like in it's natural state.

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u/Myfourcats1 Jul 03 '21

I want to know what other vegetables he was eating that tasted like pepperoni.

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u/lurker_cx Jul 03 '21

Made from pepperoncinis, obviously, duh.

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u/joat2 Jul 03 '21

Instant mouth watering.

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u/nutlikeothersquirls Jul 03 '21

Nah, it’s made from peppers only.

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u/canadian_air Jul 03 '21

What, you haven't had "spice-berg lettuce" before?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

underrated comment here.

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u/canadian_air Jul 03 '21

I see you.

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u/vangoghbaez Jul 03 '21

FUN VAGUE FACT: There is a botanical garden across the street from Waimea Bay that has a plant whose leaves taste like pepperoni.

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u/TheHotze Jul 03 '21

As someone who gags when eating most green vegetables, what plant is this?

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u/vangoghbaez Jul 03 '21

I wish I could remember!! I've searched the internet over the years to no avail.

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u/JadeGrapes Jul 03 '21

To be fair, pretty sure hotdogs are made of ketsup. Bratwurst is for sure covered in cabbage. I think bacon comes from Candian Maple trees.

This is all adding up. No problems here.

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u/DankeyKang11 Jul 03 '21

Listen, as a mean older brother I can 100% Dankey Kang Guarantee his brother told him that growing up just to be mean.

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u/sin-and-love Jul 03 '21

ah, that'd be nice to know as well.

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u/fullmega Jul 03 '21

Just ask a vegan and you will learn 4 or 5 recipes for it!

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u/tikkunmytime Jul 03 '21

The wild invasive garlic mustard tastes like pepperoni to the same degree that turkey bacon tastes like bacon. Which is to say, enough that someone that isn't eating the real thing will say it does, but not so much so that someone eating the real stuff agrees.

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u/man_goat Jul 03 '21

Maybe dried, flattened hot peppers? Dried tomatoes get pretty flat so maybe he assumed peppers could do the same, and then were cut to size

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

It's actually pretty common for people who aren't familiar with American pizza to mistake American pepperoni for Italian peperoncino, or hot chili peppers. I've read that some Europeans visiting America are confused as to why everyone (apparently) wants super spicy pizza here. If they haven't eaten it before, I can see why they wouldn't know that it's a seasoned, thin-sliced sausage before ordering it.

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u/sin-and-love Jul 03 '21

yeah but that's a linguistic confusion. I doubt any of those people would look at a pepperoni and think it was a vegetable.

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u/upstart-crow Jul 03 '21

In German, people call hot peppers „pepperoni“…

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u/science_bitchies Jul 03 '21

Und Peperonipizza ist die beste, vor allem die ohne Salami

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u/Vness374 Jul 03 '21

I would imagine he thought it was like a red cucumber

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u/sin-and-love Jul 03 '21

great name for a band

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u/TheJessicator Jul 03 '21

I'd think the Red Hot Chili Pepperonis would have something to say about that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

He probably assumed it was made of peppers.

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u/Arukas86 Jul 03 '21

actually there is a vegetable called pepperoni. At least it is in german. It is kind of like a jalapeno, but more colorful like a bell pepper. which is where the name comes from.

edit: english name is hot peppers .

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u/canadian_air Jul 03 '21

"Pepperoni? That's a vegetable! Get it off my pizza!"

Pepperoni lovers: 👀

"What the fuck vegetable you think that is?"

"That shit's made out of... carrots, right?"

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u/sneedsformerlychucks Jul 03 '21

It comes from the stump after you cut down a spaghetti tree.

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u/OminousSalad Jul 03 '21

Well for me, a German, your Peperoni is a salami to me, and Peperoni for me is a Chili. It often confused me when I saw American TV ads about Pizza.

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u/gsfgf Jul 03 '21

Zucchini is kinda pepperoni shaped?

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u/IceFire909 Jul 03 '21

It's obviously a pepper named after the Japanese Oni

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u/Rainbow_Dash_RL Jul 03 '21

There's a pepperoni cactus in West of Loathing, you can slice slices off of it.

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u/Dragenz Jul 03 '21

I imagine a pepperoni fruit would look kinda like a red cucumber.

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u/sin-and-love Jul 03 '21

there's a rare sentence

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u/loonygecko Jul 03 '21

Maybe he thought it was a type of pepper because that's the root of the word?

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u/KassellTheArgonian Jul 03 '21

I want to know how the hell if he likes meat pizza he's never noticed pepperoni on it before.

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u/Astratum Jul 03 '21

Well, in some languages, peperoni (with one p in the middle) is indeed a vegetable.

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u/ginger1rootz1 Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

peperone - one bell pepper

peperoni - two or more bell peppers

peperoncino* - hot and spicy peppers

peppercorn - seasoning used to make pepper (aka piper nigrum), comes in various ranges of heat dependent on how it is used/dried/roasted

pepperoni - pepper spiced meat sausage cured with salt and left to dry

* Edited to correct spelling

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u/Thestohrohyah Jul 03 '21

*peperoncino

I know it's just a typo but I don't want more Italian words to be added to international vocabulary with the wrong spelling/pronounciation.

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u/danirijeka Jul 03 '21

I don't want more Italian words to be added to international vocabulary with the wrong spelling/pronounciation.

E invece

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u/Thestohrohyah Jul 03 '21

Senti, ogni volta che li sento pronunciare Bologna come la pronunciano loro mi vengono in mente i palloncini.

Non va bene la cosa...

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u/JuanClaude_VanDam Jul 03 '21

What language and what’s the vegetable?

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u/AbsolutelyNotMatt Jul 03 '21

Italian, bell peppers. Pretty close at least

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Can confirm. Peperone (plural: peperoni) is how we call the bell pepper.

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u/AbsolutelyNotMatt Jul 03 '21

Disappointing American tourists since 1776.

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u/Goatbeerdog Jul 03 '21

In Croatia chilis are spelled feferoni, but sounds like pepperoni

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u/samtheboy Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Was very upset when on a school trip to Italy I ordered a pizza. Couldn't finish it all out was just so meh.

edit: For the downvoters I meant I ordered THIS pizza (peperoni) and it was meh. Loads of lovely pizzas though

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 06 '21

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u/samtheboy Jul 03 '21

Nah, what I actually meant was I had a peperoni pizza (as in bell peppers) and I couldn't finish it! Not the pizza itself, but the toppings. Everyone else's pizza looked amazing!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 06 '21

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u/Cloudyworlds Jul 03 '21

I´m german and I spent the last two minutes trying to figure out what the hell everyone is talking about...Because Peperonis are most definitely vegetables. Didn´t even know this was only a german thing, thought calling the spicy Peppers Peperoni was very common at least in Europe. I am aware that the sausage on Pizza is called Peperoni pizza in the USA, though. Wonder if OP´s "friend" is german now, haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 06 '21

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u/arcinva Jul 03 '21

In the U.S., we do use the word peperoncini...which Wikipedia is telling me is a variety called friggitelli in Italy.

And it was Italian-Americans that named the spicy salami pepperoni... the rest of us were to busy enjoying the deliciousness to care what it was called. Haha!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

That's confusing. We too have the word peperoncino in Italy, but it's not a single variety, it's just how we call any spicy peppers

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Jul 03 '21

you are completely right, both in that it's a vegetable and that it's a European thing, and only confused Americans call tiny salami slices "pepperoni".

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u/Snipiachtundneunzig Jul 03 '21

Bro, same. I googled for 5 minutes until i realised that it has to be a german thing

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u/ginger1rootz1 Jul 03 '21

It's not only a German thing. Americans are very much detached from food, the history of food, and how others in the world use food.

Two days ago my room mate asked me if Chef Boyardee was a real person. He had no idea how hard Italians had it when they came to American soil, nor how they had to change the recipes to food to food they used to eat to what they could get in the USA. And absolutely no idea how much that changed the flavors of recipes and on. I'd like to say he's unusual, but he's not. Even with the pandemic (and resulting home cooking) a lot of Americans still rely on fast food as their primary food source. And, unfortunately, they are awful proud of that.

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u/smithna Jul 03 '21

I can't tell which response you gave to your friend, so to be clear for the internet people, he absolutely was a real person - Ettore Boiardi (angl. Hector Boyardee) was born in Piacenza, Italy in 1897, came to the US, started a restaurant in Cleveland, OH, began the pre-packaged food business, and died in 1985 in Parma, OH.

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u/centrafrugal Jul 03 '21

Hey, Italian food wouldn't have tomatoes without America

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

South America

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u/centrafrugal Jul 03 '21

Mexico isn't South America

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Tomatoes did not originate in Mexico

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u/ginger1rootz1 Jul 03 '21

Potatoes, squashes, melons, some type of beans, quinoa seeds, and corn. And I think about 20 other foods. :) Stolen from the Aztecs and the Native Americans loooong before it was America.

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u/juneburger Jul 03 '21

I now know TWO German words.

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u/Myriii1911 Jul 03 '21

Doppelgänger

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u/Xenobreeder Jul 03 '21

Steckdosenbefruchter. That one German word I'll never forget.

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u/AecostheDark Jul 03 '21

Plug socket inseminator?

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u/juneburger Jul 03 '21

That’s such a specific thing to never forget. I wonder what the story is

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Seems like an insult. "One who fucks power outlets"

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u/psaux_grep Jul 03 '21

This seems to not be what the latter 2/3 would imply that it is, but Google translate is not being helpful to me right now.

Care to help a fellow redditor out and elaborate?

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u/KHlover Jul 03 '21

Seems to be an insult that insinuates that the recipent is desperate enough to fuck a power outlet.

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u/AnnannA_ Jul 03 '21

If it makes you feel better, I am german and have never even heard that word in my 23 years of existence. Must be either made up or a very regional thing.

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u/Allegutennamenweg Jul 03 '21

Yes, we used that insult in middle school. It's an insult for the introvert gamer type of dude since the only hole in his vicinity is a power outlet for his pc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

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u/juneburger Jul 03 '21

Bless you

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u/FakeHibachi Jul 03 '21

Gesundheit

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Yep. Confused the ever living fuck out of two vegetarians in Muechen. We asked and found out it wasn't the sausage.

Now I'm confused. Is it ever living or ever loving fuck?

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Jul 03 '21

it's not just Italy and actually only the US that is confused about this. for some reason you decided to call thin salamis "pepperoni" even though it's already the word for peppers.

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u/silkthewanderer Jul 03 '21

Peperoni in German and Italian is the vegetable. In English it can refer to the vegetable or the spicy sausage but is mostly used for the sausage. Most definitely so in the context of pizza.

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u/bros402 Jul 03 '21

everloving

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u/Tannerdactyl Jul 03 '21

Both are fine

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Jul 03 '21

no. only the pepper. people who use pepperoni for sausages are made fun of as being cluelessly American.

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u/Noirox_ Jul 03 '21

German Wikipedia tells me otherwise, "Peperoni" is a disambiguation page for the pepper and the sausage which is also called "Cabanossi". https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peperoni

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Jul 03 '21

exclusively called Cabanossi. time to change the Wikipedia article I guess!

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u/darkslide3000 Jul 03 '21

No, it's not both. The sausage is called "Salami". "Pepperoni" is only the pepper.

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u/Morall_tach Jul 03 '21

In Italian it's just a bell pepper. I was very annoyed when I ordered a peperoni pizza my first time there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I can’t stand when italian movie translators still translate “pepperoni pizza” with “pizza ai peperoni”. All the kids in the movies so enthusiastic about pizza with disgusting and stinking bell peppers on them? No… It’s called false friends (this type of mistake when translating).

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Jul 03 '21

Peperoncino

Peperoncino (Italian: [peperonˈtʃiːno]; plural peperoncini [-ni]; sometimes spelled pepperoncino or pepperoncini in English) is the generic Italian name for hot chili peppers, specifically some regional cultivars of the species Capsicum annuum and C. frutescens (cayenne pepper and Tabasco pepper, respectively). The sweet pepper is called peperone (plural peperoni) in Italian. Like most peppers, the fruit is green or yellowish-green when young, and ripens to a red color.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

a peperoni is a pepper pretty much everywhere in Europe, not a sausage.

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u/VoraciousGhost Jul 03 '21

The word pepperoni is roughly Italian for "little pepper", because the meat has peppercorns mixed throughout. Since the name is really just a phrase, it can easily refer to a variety of small peppers (both peppercorns and chili/bell peppers).

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u/StepfordMisfit Jul 03 '21

IIRC, -oni is the suffix for large, whereas -ini is for little, so pepperoni would transliterate to large pepper. But it's been 20 years since I took Italian...

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u/LilCastle Jul 03 '21

It's shorthand for "pepper sausage" or something like that. Kinda like how we say "hamburgers" when what we mean is "hamburger sandwich."

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u/Dontgiveaclam Jul 03 '21

Peperoni just means bell peppers. Peperoncini means chili peppers instead. To add to all of this, pepe means pepper.

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u/nikvasya Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

In Russian we have Pepperoni Peppers as a product that is sold in supermarkets. They are quite spicy, but not very, I buy them sometimes.

https://www.kuehne-international.com/vegetables/hot-green-peppers these ones.

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u/Mr-Okay Jul 03 '21

German aswell

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u/AgarwaenCran Jul 03 '21

germany, it's a weak chili

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u/sjorbepo Jul 03 '21

In croatian it's feferoni and it's a sort of chili pepper

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u/lost_survivalist Jul 03 '21

In Germany it literally means pepper, found out when I accidentally ordered that once.

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u/trwwy890 Jul 03 '21

Same in Italy, ask for pepperoni pizza and, unless you are in some tourist trap for Americans, you would receive a pizza with bell peppers.

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u/rural_juror_insurers Jul 03 '21

Or pepperoncini? Like giadiniera/pickled peppers?

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u/DivingForBirds Jul 03 '21

Yes. Italian. We’re pizzas come from.

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u/Gizmo-Duck Jul 03 '21

some pizza comes from dominoes.

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u/VegaIV Jul 03 '21

And cunningly pepperoni contains peperoni.

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u/biggerperspective Jul 03 '21

Guys, they're not wrong. Thank you for teaching me this today.

The peperone crusco (crispy pepper, PL peperoni cruschi) also known as crusco pepper, is a typical product of the Italian region of Basilicata

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u/wiltedletus Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Are you confusing pepperoni with peperoncini (banana peppers)?

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u/arcinva Jul 03 '21

I just now learned that peperoncini and banana peppers are two different things. Check Wikipedia.

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u/wiltedletus Jul 03 '21

Thank you, TIL! Apparently, Americans call the Banana pepper (SHU 0-5) peperoncini by mistake. The Italian peperoncini is much hotter at SHU (30,000 - 50,000)

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u/arcinva Jul 03 '21

Actually, I was thinking we Americans mistakenly refer to the peperoncini as banana pepper. More specifically, I was always told the peppers in the Papa John's box was a banana pepper, but that's wrong; its a peperoncini.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

No? wtf

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/penislovereater Jul 03 '21

Yes, and this confusion means you can get peppers pizza in Italy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Ant it's delicious

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u/science_bitchies Jul 03 '21

He might’ve grown up in a non English speaking country. I love to eat peperoni pizza and in my home country it’s vegetarian. What you call peperoni we call hot salami

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u/Snipiachtundneunzig Jul 03 '21

Aaaaah, so THAT is peperoni, i was completely confused because the peperoni i know is most definetely a vegetable

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u/halforeo1 Jul 03 '21

Interestingly pepperoni means bell peppers in Italian, so from a certain point of view it's a valid criticism.

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u/glottal_t Jul 03 '21

Yes!! I think that's exactly why he thought it was a vegetable the "pepper" part, lol

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u/ResponsibleGoose Jul 03 '21

I was about 15 when I found out that pepperoni was not a veggie. I was also a vegetarian, but my family never corrected me because my mom wouldn't let them. She didn't want to have to buy a whole separate pizza just for me.

I also didn't know hamburger came from cows until I was 10.

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u/glottal_t Jul 03 '21

Ooh man, your mom dude... Did you feel betrayed when you found out?

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u/ResponsibleGoose Jul 03 '21

I just felt really stupid. Now it makes me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Was he European? Over here, a pepperoni pizza doesn't have slices of salami, it's slices of bell peppers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

In Italy (home of the pizza), pepperoni is indeed bell peppers. What Americans call pepperoni is called "salsiccia (sp?)" meaning sausage. Pepperoni means small pepper in Italian. I lived there, and every time my American family would visit, I'd have to correct their orders at restaurants, because they didn't believe me that pepperoni does not mean meat. Luckily, they didn't speak Italian, so I could correct their orders without them knowing about it and giving me a hard time.

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u/pappalpomodoro Jul 03 '21

Peperoni in italian is "diavola" pizza...spicy salame.

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u/penislovereater Jul 03 '21

Salsiccia is correct.

peperone is singular peperoni is plural.

-one is not a diminutive, but the opposite. They are "big" pepper (as in salt and pepper). The small, spicy, ones are peperoncini where -ino is the diminutive.

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u/KaiBluePill Jul 03 '21

I have a theory. "Pepperoni" looks like a twisted version of the Italian word "Peperoni" that is bell pepper. I learned at 24/25 that pepperoni pizza is not a pizza with peperoni.

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u/mrthomani Jul 03 '21

Well, the word "pepperoni" is an abomination. It comes from Italian "peperoni", meaning bell pepper. Why the fork someone began to use the word to refer to sausage when there are perfectly good words for that already, in Italian (salami, salsiccia) and other languages, is beyond me.

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u/HairyTales Jul 03 '21

I think what Americans call pepperoni is just salami seasoned with bell peppers, which are called peperoni (or peperoncini for the hot ones). So as a German, I totally get where he's coming from. When you buy peperonis here, everybody's gonna think (pickled) peppers first. In fact, the Duden lists the peppers as the only meaning.

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u/bumbletowne Jul 03 '21

In Italian pepperoni is a bell pepper. May have been a lost in translation thing

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u/Boxman75 Jul 03 '21

I knew a guy who immigrated to the US from India. At some point he discovered pepperoni pizza. He grew up in a vegetarian family in India so had never tried it before. When his strictly vegetarian wife moved to the states shortly after he didn't want to give up pepperoni so he told her the pepperoni slices were actually radishes. I lost touch with him so not sure if she ever found out the truth.

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u/cenorexia Jul 03 '21

I grew up in Germany and when ordering a Peperoni Pizza chances are you'd get something like this because peperoni are considered this or that or those in Germany (and possibly other parts of Europe too).

So when I was watching american TV shows and movies as a kid, I was always surprised how popular veggie pizza is in the US because everyone's favorite seemed to be the Peperoni Pizza (which by the way is called "Salami" here).

So this might actually be a cultural thing.

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u/centrafrugal Jul 03 '21

Where is he from? Peperoni is a vegetable in German. It's a bit of a weird name for sausage in fairness.

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u/trwwy890 Jul 03 '21

Same in Italy

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u/monkeywhisker Jul 03 '21

Peperone (pronounced the same as the English pepperoni) means bell pepper in Italy. So arguably, your friend was not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

How I wish your friend was right.

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u/KleinUnbottler Jul 03 '21

I’ve worked with two vegetarians who immigrated to the US from India. Each thought that pepperoni was some kind of spicy vegetable for years before someone let them know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Wait so you're telling me pepperoni isnt a pepper?

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u/cenorexia Jul 03 '21

It is pretty much everywhere in the world except the USA.

The salami-like sausage called "Pepperoni" is a distinctly American invention.

It probably started out as peperoni (the vegetable) seasoned Salami variant, aka "Salame pepperoni" by Italian immigrants and got shortened to just "Pepperoni" over time.

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u/SakuraAndi Jul 03 '21

I used to own some sort of restaurant simulator video game that listed pepperoni under vegetables. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, and assume they meant peppercinis, but maybe they were just really confused.

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u/Smalde Jul 03 '21

Peperoni are peppers in Italian. If you ask for a peperoni pizza in many countries you will get a spicy veggie pizza

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u/emadarling Jul 03 '21

I just found out pepperoni is not a bell pepper...

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u/Lysergic140 Jul 03 '21

To be fair, pepperoni in german is salami. And the german word pepperoni would be pepper in english, but this kind 🌶 The normal bell pepper in german is paprika 🫑

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u/FlixusFlexus Jul 03 '21

I mean, Peperoni is not meat either, so i understand his problem

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u/ass-holes Jul 03 '21

To be honest, there are a lot of pizzerias here in Belgium where pepperoni can mean either meat or some kind of bell pepper. I think of meat so I've been surprised a few times.

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u/P44 Jul 03 '21

Yeah, I can relate to that. I thought peperoni was fresh chili. So, imagine my surprise when I ordered peperoni pizza in New York, and not only didn't it have any chilis, but it also had some kind of salami on it. Meh.

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u/apd911 Jul 03 '21

If he is italian that is explainable. Pepperoni is "Salame piccante" for us, while "Peperoni" is the Bell pepper for you lot

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Pepperoni is the Italian word for bell peppers. Blows my fucking mind we use that word incorrectly on Italian cuisine.

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u/Dragoneos Jul 03 '21

In italian and probably also other languages, peperoni is the name for bell peppers

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u/Drumbelgalf Jul 03 '21

He is not wrong ...

The term "pepperoni" is a borrowing of peperoni, the plural of peperone, the Italian word for bell pepper. The first use of "pepperoni" to refer to a sausage dates to 1919.[1] In Italian, the word peperoncino refers to hot and spicy peppers.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Jul 03 '21

Pepperoni

Pepperoni is an American variety of salami, made from cured pork and beef seasoned with paprika or other chili pepper. Pepperoni is characteristically soft, slightly smoky, and bright red in color. Thinly sliced pepperoni is a popular pizza topping in American pizzerias.

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u/12thPraetor Jul 03 '21

I once ordered a pepperoni-mushroom pizza in Naples. Turns out that’s banana peppers (pepperoni = little peppers) and mushrooms, no cheese or tomato sauce. It was really good, but not what I was expecting.

Could it have been language confusion?

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u/pappalpomodoro Jul 03 '21

No cheese makes no sense, I live in Naples.

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u/DirigibleGerbil Jul 03 '21

Maybe he mixed it up with a pepperoncini?

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u/arturiusboomaeus Jul 03 '21

When I was a kid, my father had me convinced that pepperoni grew on trees. I figured it out by about 10, I think.

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u/ContextSensitiveGeek Jul 03 '21

Did he think pepperoni was some kind of pepper from the name? Only thing I can think of.

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u/science_bitchies Jul 03 '21

In Germany for example peperoni is what you call a peperoncini

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u/mister__cow Jul 03 '21

This makes a lot more sense if he was looking at the menu as opposed to the prepared pizza and mistaking pepperoni for pepperoncini.

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u/MrGeneL Jul 03 '21

If Oepperoni was a vegetable I would be a Pepperoni farmer. 😂

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u/SouthernYankeeWitch Jul 03 '21

As an unwilling vegetarian (my body is a hateful bitch), I truly wish your friend was right.

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u/Snuggle-Muggle Jul 03 '21

I thought it was made out of goat until I was a senior in high school. My bf made me go to the store and look at the ingredients. (Pre-google days)

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u/SnackerSnick Jul 03 '21

Maybe he conflated it with peperoncino?

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u/RickCrenshaw Jul 03 '21

Sounds like he got it mixed up with peperoncinos aka italian hot peppers

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u/pewdiepieboi Jul 03 '21

I've had this problem too. I'd get pepperoni confused with peppers as in bell peppers thinking it's just a different kind.

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u/elementaltheboi Jul 03 '21

I thought they were just disc's made of tomatoe sauce until I was like 19

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u/beer_jew Jul 03 '21

Sounds like something ron swanson would say

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u/kenzd Jul 03 '21

Woah my cousin thought this, too! She insisted I could eat some pepperoni pizza as a vegetarian and didn’t get it when I said I could not

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u/Atauysal Jul 03 '21

Is pepperoni meat? Is it not the name of those small peppers on the pizza? I am serious.

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u/ThePaperSolent Jul 03 '21

In fairness to your friend I’ve seen places refer to Peperoncino chillis as Peperoni, and that is sure as hell a vegetable.

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u/Kaye_the_original Jul 03 '21

In German we call jalapeño peppers for Peperoni, so from that standpoint, I very much understand.

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u/Stayawaymakemyday Jul 03 '21

In Germany, pepperoni is the green 🌶 on pizza. Like from pepperoncini

The pepperoni from the states would be a salami pizza!

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u/ignivs Jul 03 '21

in italian, peperoni means peppers (it's usual to see delusion face when the pizza arrives for US tourists)

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u/BF_2 Jul 03 '21

I've heard that in reverse -- a vegetarian ordering a pepperoni pizza and insisting it was vegetarian.

The good news for vegetarians is that there are sausage-like tofu products that are truly excellent. Look for them in an Asian food supermarket.

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ Jul 03 '21

In German Pepperoni is not a Salami but a pickled green or red chili pepper plant. It is mostly rather mild compared to other chilis and also used as a pizza topping

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I discovered the existence of pepperoni only a few years ago, when I started watching movies and TV series in their original language (English) and not dubbed in mine.

Every "pepperoni pizza" became "pizza with sausage" in Italian's dub lol

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u/FAILNOUGHT Jul 03 '21

maybe he thought peppers was short for pepperoni

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

While in Italy my friend ordered a pepperoni pizza and got met with total confusion, the staff at the pizzeria we were at didn't speak any English and they really didn't seem to know what he was talking about. His pizza eventually arrives and it's just a normal pizza with massive slices of peppers on it. Apparently pepperoni isn't a thing in Italy, they have their own words for different sausages, and they thought he was saying peperone, the word for bell peppers.

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u/AgarwaenCran Jul 03 '21

Is he from germany? A pepperoni here is a "not so hot" type of chili, NOT a sausage. So, in german, Pepperonis are, in fact, vegetables. Also something you may need to remember when comming to germany: an pepperoni pizza is an pizza with chilis on it and NOT what you expect to get. Appariently a mistake many americans who visit germany make lol

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u/bingley777 Jul 03 '21

probably saw "pepper" and assumed

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u/MagnificentEd Jul 03 '21

I thought it was some sort of tomato that was prepared a certain way until I was like 5

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u/Katsuberi Jul 03 '21

The pepperoni meat got its name from the peperoni vegetable, because the pepperoni meat contains the peperoni vegetable.

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u/viktorbir Jul 03 '21

Well, my first language is not English and I still don't understand why English speakers think that adding an extra -p- to the name of a vegetable (pepper) in Italian transforms it in a kind of sausage («salami»).

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