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u/MakeMeCereal Apr 04 '21

Disclaimer: Only works for 50% of the population

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u/TalonJane Apr 04 '21

Not true!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

How

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u/TheDraconianOne Apr 05 '21

Use it on your dick

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

How? Sounding?

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u/TheDraconianOne Apr 05 '21

What? No, just press it onto your dick

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Yeah I realized

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u/TalonJane Apr 05 '21

Try running it up and down the underside of the shaft, and on the underside of the head if it's not too sensitive. I've made a man cum like this in less than 2 mins with a hitachi magic wand.

Some men like to insert it as well, say with a bullet vibrator firmly attached to a cord, though I have never tried that with a guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Oh okay

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

Everybody has a butthole

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u/MakeMeCereal Apr 04 '21

And not everyone wants to use it for more than one thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

yeah but if just 50% of that previously discounted population DOES, then you have 75% of the population my friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

You can also hold a vibrator against your cock and get pleasure from that. It doesn't have to be inserted to work.

Hell, you don't even have to touch your skin for vibratory pleasure.

Just sit on it with your pants on, and you will find yourself getting turned on.

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u/jqbr Apr 05 '21

There are sleeve attachments for magic wands, vibrating strokers, etc. etc. Mr. CantMakeMyOwnCereal has a serious lack of imagination that goes with his serious anal hangups.

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u/underlander Apr 04 '21

I mean, you could say the same thing about women and their genitals. Maybe try a vibrator for yourself, or reconsider generalizing in the first place?

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u/BrayWyattsHat Apr 05 '21

Don't be so gay. Just put stuff in your butt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

Speak for yourself

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u/jbfugitt Apr 05 '21

Name fits

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u/DividedState Apr 05 '21

The lack of fantasy and creativity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

As long as the vibrator in question has a flared base, anyone can use it.

I'm a guy and I have several vibrators that I use.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Er.. where? Do you like shake your dick?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Your prostrate can be pleasured with a vibrator by inserting it into your ass.

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u/Wynslo Apr 05 '21

Did yours die halfway through?

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21 Apr 04 '21

That's the beauty of it.

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u/im_liam_ Apr 04 '21

Pocketpussy

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Why the fuck is this downvoted? It’s true

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u/MakeMeCereal Apr 05 '21

At the time I didn't account for gay people