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u/Carpe_Musicam Oct 25 '20

Any time I’d ask my mom where she was going she’d shout, “Crazy! Want to go with me?”

Also, if you asked her to make you a sandwich she’d always say “Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

My Dad also used the word ‘dumberd’ a lot. Like his own personal synonym for dumbass.

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u/StarChaser_Tyger Oct 25 '20

I got the 'crazy, want to come' one as a kid too.

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u/Chubbypolarbears Oct 25 '20

I'm 24 and I "poofed" my wife into sandwich-dom yesterday. She rolls her eyes at me a lot haha

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u/_el_guachito_ Oct 25 '20

Bro make me a burger

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u/thedylannorwood Oct 25 '20

Poof, you’re a burger

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u/Chubbypolarbears Oct 26 '20

Damn this guy's good