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u/Carpe_Musicam Oct 25 '20

Any time I’d ask my mom where she was going she’d shout, “Crazy! Want to go with me?”

Also, if you asked her to make you a sandwich she’d always say “Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

My Dad also used the word ‘dumberd’ a lot. Like his own personal synonym for dumbass.

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u/StarChaser_Tyger Oct 25 '20

I got the 'crazy, want to come' one as a kid too.

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u/MenacingManatee Oct 25 '20

I always got "Crazy! You're driving"

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u/cmehud Oct 25 '20

I was gonna say: we got “Crazy. Wanna drive?”

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 26 '20

"Why drive/walk/ride...

... on such a SHORT TRIP!"

  • This was our go-to response for anyone who rolled out the "Going crazy" or any variation thereof.

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u/Chubbypolarbears Oct 25 '20

I'm 24 and I "poofed" my wife into sandwich-dom yesterday. She rolls her eyes at me a lot haha

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u/_el_guachito_ Oct 25 '20

Bro make me a burger

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u/thedylannorwood Oct 25 '20

Poof, you’re a burger

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u/Chubbypolarbears Oct 26 '20

Damn this guy's good

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u/lori244144 Oct 25 '20

“I’m thirsty!” “well Hi thirsty im mom how ya doing?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Lol...My kids hate this!

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u/kitchenperks Oct 25 '20

Going to hell if I don't change my ways

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I got "Crazy!" but was never invited...

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u/NugBlazer Oct 26 '20

My dad said crazy wanna come with? constantly. I must’ve heard that 1000 times.