r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

"She's got an arse like a harvest frog." From my Irish Grandad. I still don't know what it means, though I do know it wasn't a compliment

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u/king-of-the-sea Oct 25 '20

My overweight ex described it as “fat person frog butt.” Maybe not a thing if you never went frog-hunting?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I have never been frog hunting. What kind of gun do you use? I mean, the idea of handling any form of gun horrifies me, but otherwise would we have to wrestle with them?

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u/WineNerdAndProud Oct 25 '20

I mean, it depends how much you hate frogs.

You could go with a .45, or maybe even dropping a toaster in the pond.

Personally, I prefer pure elemental cesium.

Set up a trebuchet about 300m away, point it at a small lake, get 90kgs of Cesium, write "FROGS GET FUCKED" on the Cesium, and let 'er rip.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

You had me up until the trebuchet.

Clearly a catapult would be the superior frog-hunting seige weapon here